Chapter 4.1 – Holy Sh*t
Naruto ran! If there was one thing that he learned it was never get in the way of his mom when she's on a rampage. But he was too slow. She grabbed him by the collar and slammed him against the wall. "How dare you Naruto!" she screamed at him "You are too young for that kind of shit!". Naruto cowered in front of his mother's fury. Her red hair whipped around her shoulders and he could feel her eyes burning holes into his face.
Sakura slowly began to creep away trying to make her escape. "AND YOU!" Kushina whipped around. "WHAT ARE YOU? JUST A BIG SLUT?" Sakura flinched at her harsh words. "Go sit in the kitchen and don't you dare move. I am going to deal with my son and after I am done I am going to deal WITH YOU!"
Sakura bowed her head in defeat and slinked away.
Kushina whipped back around toward Naruto, her anger undiminished. "I will speak to your father about this." She said. "You think that you are old enough to take care of a child if you have one?" she raised her right eyebrow. "You think you can support that child? That you can stand being around Sakura for the rest of your life? You think you are old or mature enough for that? Because I don't think so! Your still a child yourself." Then she paused "How do you even know about this stuff."
Naruto finally stopped cowering and looked as his mom incredulously "Mom" he said "I am a guy."
A few hours later….
Naruto is sitting at a table face to face with his dad. "Naruto" said his dad "I personally don't really care if you want to bang this girl. But I am Hokage and my reputation matters." Naruto hung his head. "I know that this girl is going to kiss and tell. So I have to save my reputation and yours. So I am going to have to punish you." Naruto slumped even lower "I am sorry dad."
Minato looked at Naruto in pity. "Look I know that you are top of your class. I know that you are a good kid. But unfortunately because of these events I am going to have to ban you from the Genin exam this year."
"I am sorry son. But you will not be a Genin this year."