A/N: Okayyy... So I kinda of lied. I don't think I will be getting these 20 done this weekend. Lately, I've been a bit busy trying to get Windows 7 onto my Mac, and the Mac kinda feels like being an ass to me. Mac! Why won't you partition your data for Windows? I only wanna play Sims 2! ;A;
Anyway, here's numbers 5 to 8 in the 100 theme challenge. I personally like 7, and sorry 8 seems pretty crappy...
5. Besot
"Fang, what does 'besot' mean?" Hidan asked, reading a fanfiction on the internet.
"I don't know, look it up. You have the computer." she muttered, watching a silly soap opera. When you're sick as hell, you generally watch the most random shit on TV. And because she was sick, she was feeling a bit light-headed, not wanting to really talk too much.
"It means 'to make dull or stupid. Or to muddle with drunkness or infatuation." he stated, pupils dilating as they scanned the online dictionary.
"Make a sentence out of it." she demanded quietly.
"Why don't you?"
"Can't" Fang replied bluntly.
"Why?" Hidan's head turned, looking a bit annoyed.
"If I failed English class twice in a row, I don't think I can."
6.
"Watching a movie again?" asked Hidan, walking in with a hot cup of coffee.
"Yep. This time, Mary Poppins." the bronze-skinned woman responded, then motioning Hidan to sit down with her.
"What kind of movie is this?" he asked with disgust, watching the woman in a frilly white dress dance around with some animals.
"A 'classic'. Good ol' Vanille suggested it." she responded casually.
"! Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye!" the ensemble sang in unison.
"That is ... a very long word."
"I don't like the movie already." Hidan grunted.
7. Allergies
Neither Fang nor Hidan knew he had allergies. But what was weird was that the allergy wasn't common. It wasn't because of the usual animal fur, dust, pollen, peanuts or the butter version of peanuts. It so happens to be because of an ingredient in one of Vanille's vast collection of expensive Pulsian perfumes. Fang banned the use of the perfume whenever Hidan was around. However, the red-head would spritz herself every so slightly...
8. Gesticulation
"Fang! Fang!" an orange masked-man cried out, waving his arms frantically in the air.
"Yes?"
"I learned two new words today!" he stated excitedly, shaking his fists up and down, "one is gesticulation and the other one is ... bitch!".
As soon as Tobi said the "forbidden B word", she sent poor Tobi screaming for dear life.
"Good job, Fang." Hidan said, clapping his hands.
She snickered, "Thanks. That'll teach him to stop insulting me"