"They're gonna get it!" I muttered loudly to myself. You would think that the Akatsuki, S-ranked ninja, would be able to contain themselves well enough to not act like children. Well, anyone who thought that is extremely wrong!

Flash Back

"Tobi, could you hand me the potatoes?" Deidara asked.

"Sure, because Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said, but as he handed the food to Deidara, he dropped them on Deidara's crotch.

"Tobi!" Deidara yelled, grabbing a handful of potatoes and throwing them back at Tobi. The potatoes missed and hit Sasori's shirt. Sasori then grabbed some more food and threw it in every direction, hitting me, Itachi and Kisame. Kisame's face went purple and he jumped on Sasori and started biting his arms.

"Stop it!" I screamed, trying to calm everyone down. "Itachi, help me!". He just looked at me, got up, and walked to his bedroom.

"I will sacrifice all of you to JASHIN!" Hidan bellowed, grabbing his scythe.

"Ok THAT'S ENOUGH!" I shouted above all of the 'men'. They all stopped right where they stood, looking at me with wide eyes. "I am ashamed of you! Now, you all will get to cleaning RIGHT NOW, and if this place isn't spotless, you will get your other punishment TEN TIMES WORSE! Is everything clear?" I yelled, making sure to scare each and every one of them.

"Yes, Ma'am!" they all said in unison, getting up from their chairs and finding the cleaning solution.

Flash Back Over

Everyone was asleep, so I got myself ready to punish. "Everyone! Wake up and report to the living room!" I yelled over the intercom. There was a lot of noise, which meant everyone jumped out of bed and was running to get to the living room. I smiled to myself, getting ready to have some fun. When they entered the room, I said to Pein, Itachi, Zetsu and Kakuzu, "You four can go back to bed. As for the rest of you, we are playing Ultimate Dare. This is similar to Truth or Dare, except I am the Master of the game, and everyone will get Dares." Everyone gasped, fear appearing in their eyes.

"Let's get started! In this hat are all of your dares. Everyone will pick one slip, then I will decide who goes to do their dare first." I said, motioning to a hat on the table filled with paper. "Once you get your paper, just sit somewhere."

The first one to grab a paper was Tobi, not really caring/knowing what he was getting into. The rest of the guys follow, grudgingly sticking their hand into the hat and pulling out a slip of paper. I tried to decide who would go first, and after a few seconds of thinking, I decided to just let the order to be numerical, starting with the first person that drew a slip out of the hat; aka Tobi.

"Ok! So if you all look at your slips, you will probably be pretty shocked at what I've come up with. The first one to go is Tobi," I said, and the others had a relieved expression on their face. Tobi, on the other hand, seemed to be dreading what he had to do. "Ok, Tobi. Show me what's on your slip."
As he slowly walked over and handed me his slip, I almost felt sorry for him. Almost. "Alright, since Pein isn't up right now, we have to wait until morning to do your dare. The next one to go is…. Sasori!" The red-headed ninja looked scared out of his wits. He handed me his paper, and I started laughing. Sasori just stared at me until I said, "Just do it to get it over with!"

With a very scared look on his face, he walked over to Deidara, reached out his hand, grabbed a part of Deidara's chest, and gave him a purple nurple (if you don't know what that is, look it up).

"What the hell?!" Deidara shouted, trying to get out of Sasori's grasp, but for some odd reason, Sasori wouldn't let go. "Let go, man!"
"My arm is frozen or something! I'm trying to let go!" Sasori said, being dragged by Deidara. The blonde was groaning in pain as he (stupidly) continued to drag Sasori, who was still hanging on to Deidara. This continued for two minutes, I was laughing my head off and the other members just stared.

"Alright, boys! I'll help you!" I said, grabbing Sasori's arm and pulling really hard. As Sasori's hand was forced off of the tender area, Deidara let out a very girlish scream that echoed throughout the hideout. "Well, since Deidara won't be able to do anything for a little bit, the next person to go will be Kisame."

Kisame looked horrified with what he had to do. As I looked at his slip, I said, "This is one like Tobi's, where Kisame has to do something in public around a bunch of people. This will have to wait for tomorrow. Now, I think that it's Hidan's turn. Hand me your slip." The Jashinist glared at me while he handed me his slip. I took one glance at it and smirked. "If all of you would follow me." I said, heading out of the room and into the cellar.

The cellar was a very dark and musty place. I lead all of the members through a series of mazes and finally came to a room; a very pink room with a lot of pink, stuffed animals, fuzzy stuff , perfume smelly stuff and a fuzzy chair with locks to keep someone sitting in it. "This is where we will do your dare, Hidan. Get in the chair, and I will start your movie, which will be Barbie and the Diamond Castle."I said, smirking as I forced him into the chair and strapped him in. "This is Mr. Snuggles, and he will be sitting on your lap the entire movie to keep you company." I said, handing him a unicorn. "I hope you enjoy your movie!" I shouted as I lead the other members out of the room. As soon as I shut the door, we could hear screams of bloody murder throughout the lair.

When we got out of the cellar, we continued our game. "Deidara, I think you're the only one left for tonight. Since I already know what your slip says, just do it." I said, smiling evilly. Deidara groaned, but did a familiar hand sign and turned into a girl; a real girl, even though there wasn't much physical change. He walked up to Kisame, grabbed his face, and kissed him. Everyone was shocked, especially when he went around the room and kissed everyone else. The member that he stayed the at the longest while kissing was Sasori. "Ok, so which one was the best kisser?" I asked.

"Sasori," Deidara said, blushing and changing back into a man. Sasori also blushed at this, but made to other moves.

"Ok, guys. The game is done for everyone except Tobi and Kisame. We will finish the game tomorrow. See you all in the morning!" I said, walking into my room and going to bed, laughing at what would happen tomorrow.

Fast Forward To Noon the Next Day

"Ok! Since Tobi was supposed to go first yesterday, he will go first today! Pein, would you take Tobi to that place where the Adults go?" I asked, glaring at him so the answer would definitely be yes. He nodded."Good! Now take this and record everything," I said, handing him a video recorder. "Now for Kisame's!" Since we were in the middle of nowhere, we had to sprint to the nearest big city, which for us was Konoha. We all transformed into our disguises and went into the busiest street we could find. I gave Kisame the signal to go, and his Dare started.

"Damn these crabs hurt!" Kisame said loudly, scratching his crotch. Then he started going up to people and asking, "How do you get rid of crabs? The kind down there?" This went on for ten minutes, and I could barely keep a straight face. I finally decided that he had had enough punishment and we all went back home. About five minutes after we got home, Pein and Tobi got home, and Pein handed me the video.

"Let's see what happened, shall we?" I said, turning on the video. Everyone saw Tobi entering the Adult store, and Tobi started panicking.

"Tobi's eyes are too innocent for this! I don't even know what that's called! I don't want to know what that's called! Why does she have so much skin showing?! What are they doing?! Tobi needs to get out of here!" And the tape ended when Tobi ran through the wall and ran home, Pein pursuing him.

"Well, I hope that taught you guys a lesson. You never seem to learn it though…. If you do anything like you did yesterday, it will be a lot worse!" I threatened, and everyone nodded. "I feel like I'm forgetting something, though…."

Mean While

"If I could wish for one thing, I'd take the smile that you bring. Where ever you go in this world I'll come along!"

"Hello?! Help! I'm still down here, you b**ch! When I get out of here, I will sacrifice you all to JASHIN!"