A/N: Hey, guys! I'm alive! It took me a week or so to actually get to writing this because I had massive writing block until today, when I talked to my friend N.H. and she gave me this idea!

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James frowned as snuck up the stairs. "I still don't think this is a good idea, Padfoot," He told his best mate. "Lily will bloody kill me."

Sirius snorted. "Live a little, Prongs," He said amusedly. "Besides, I've already seen Marlene's knickers, so this shouldn't be a problem for me."

Remus shook his head in part exasperation, part amusement. "I'm with James," He announced. "This is an invasion of the girls' privacy."

Sirius shook his head at the werewolf and turned to Peter, who was at the back of the group. "What do you think, Wormy?"

Peter shrugged concomitantly. "I dunno. But it's probably the only time I'll ever be able to see a girl's knickers, so I'm all for it."

Remus sighed exasperatedly. "Perverts, the lot of you," Were his last words before they entered the 7th Year girl's dormitory.

Sirius smirked devilishly at his fellow marauders. "Pete, you take Mary and Hestia's dressers. Moony, you guard because you're a prude, and I'll take Marlene and Emmeline's knickers. Prongs, you take Lilyflower and Alice's granny panties," He whispered.

James tossed a disgruntled look at Sirius. "I'm pretty sure that my girlfriend does not wear granny panties!"

Sirius rolled his eyes. "Get going, Prongs," He ordered, before going over to Marlene's bureau and opening it.

James sighed; Sirius would make him do this anyway, so he should probably get this over with.

He ghosted over to Lily's bureau and took a deep breath before opening it.

All he could really say was that Lily did not own any granny panties. There was a lot of cotton and a hint or two of lace, but he tried to look away as much as possible as he dumped the knickers into the bag Sirius threw at him.

Once he was done this task, he looked around the room and saw Peter turn and look at Sirius with wide eyes. "I didn't know Mary owned this much lace!"

"Neither did I, until now. Thanks for sharing."

James was slowly shutting Lily's dresser drawer when the pictures on Lily's dresser caught his eye.

The frame on the left hand side was a Muggle picture of what James supposed where Lily's family. There was Petunia on the end, just as bony, indifferent and horse-faced as Lily had described her. Petunia was looking irritated and had her arms crossed over her chest like she'd rather be anywhere else. Then there was a smiling, kind looking woman with laugh lines around her mouth and Lily's eyes. James instantly knew was Lily's mother who had her arms around Lily and Petunia. At the other end of the picture stood a portly man who could only be Mr. Evans, who had thinning brown hair and just as many laugh lines as his wife.

The next picture was a normal wizarding one of Lily and her friends. It was taken sometime last summer, as they were on a beach and in bikinis. They all had their arms around each other's shoulders and were laughing uproariously. James watched as Lily smiled widely at the camera and her mane of hair was blown around by the wind. Lily then stuck her tongue out at Marlene and grinned, who was bright red from laughing. Marlene merely winked flirtily back at the pair before breaking out into fresh laughter.

The last and largest frame was of James and Lily. James watched as his photo self said something to Lily, and Lily started chasing him around. Lily caught up to him after a bit (only because he let her, of course) and tackled him to the ground. James whispered something to her, and Lily socked him while the rest of the Marauders laughed in the background.

"I know you're probably getting all hot and bothered over Lilykin's knickers, but we have a job to do, Prongs," Sirius said from behind him. "But we've got a job to do."

James glared at Sirius. "I am not getting 'all hot and bothered'," He retorted. "And I was just about to move onto Alice's dresser."

And he did just that, but because he liked Alice and Frank would try and beat the shite out of him if he poked around in her knickers drawer, he just opened the drawer and Accio'd the undergarments into a second bag.

When he looked around again, Sirius was fiddling with a triple-locked trunk.

"Damn," He muttered, jiggling the lock angrily. "I'd bet you a thousand galleons that this is our pranking stash and pants. But they've done some sort of charm that only they can open it!"

James shrugged, not really caring. "You guys done?" He asked.

Sirius turned around. "Yes," He said grouchily. "Let's go before they catch us."

James walked out behind him and Peter, nodding to Remus along the way. "So what're we going to do with them?" He asked curiously.

Sirius threw James a grin over his shoulder. "We're going to stick them to the Common Room walls."

James, Sirius, Peter, and Remus all cast Disillusionment Charms upon themselves and hid behind various armchairs as they waited for the girls to arrive.

James looked around to survey their handiwork. Marlene's lacy lingerie took up a wall and half of the ceiling. Her wall area consisted mostly of underwear in lace and bows and even a few with garters.

Lily's simple knickers took up one wall, and James had to purposely avert his eyes and quickly moved on to Alice's wall. Hers were much like Lily's, but polka-dotted and in bright colours.

Then there were Emmeline and Hestia's underwear, which each took up half a wall. Their knickers were also simple.

Last but not least, Mary's took up half a ceiling and they were lacy.

Just as James trained his eyes back onto the door, the door opened and a crowd of people poured in. A few of the ones that Sirius would call prudes gasped at the public display of underwear, but most of the crowd merely laughed.

At the back of the crowd were the Gryffindor girls. They couldn't see what was wrong until they pushed their way to the front.

"WHAT THE DUMBLEDORE IS THIS?" Marlene shouted indignantly. "WHICH OF YOU ARSEHOLES DID THIS?"

"JAMES RYAN POTTER, I WILL MURDER YOU!" Lily yelled angrily as she stalked forwards into the center of the room. "You too, Sirius!"

"Run for it?" Sirius whispered fearfully beside James.

James gulped. "Run!" He agreed and sprinted to the door with Sirius at his heels.

After all, Lily was frightening when she was mad.

Haha, I feel sorry for James! ;) Lily's wrath would be frightening.

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~aw844 :)