Here's chapter 5! I've been busy sorry. This is a short chapter, but next week will be longer! Review as always please!
The next day, the women awoke in the home of the Hyuga's, after a night filled with "dark" secrets, advice, gifts, as well as some fun. "Good morning all of you. How about some breakfast?" asked Hinata, polite as ever. "Sure. Hey Hinata? What do you think the guys did?" asked a rather worried Tsunade. "I'm sure that my Naruto-kun didn't do anything too reckless." replied Hinata, barely hiding her slight doubtfulness.
Meanwhile, Naruto awoke with a sneeze, rising from the hard floor. "Hehe, someone must've been talking about me. Kami, last night was crazy." said Naruto as he looked at his surroundings.
Kakashi, Ebisu, and Kiba were tied up on the same table on top of each other, with bloody noses. Choji was barely visible under a mountain of food, with Shikamaru laying on the top, sleeping. Kankuro and Sai were twitching on the floor, their faces covered in the others' paint. Rock Lee was fighting an imaginary opponent in his sleep while muttering something about being youthful, apparently being backed up by Gai, who was somehow having the same dream. Iruka was found lying down next to a bottle of sake. The image of the next sight would scar Naruto for a while. Neji was in his underwear, spooning with Gaara who was spooning Shino who was also in underwear...
"Wait a minute... Shino's not wearing his jacket! I can see his face!" thought Naruto, almost forgetting the horrible sight engraved in his memory. He decided to have some fun, so he conjured up ten shadow clones, and had them henge into roosters. They each positioned themselves near a crowd of people. "Alright, on the count of three. One, two... THREE!" shouted Naruto, followed by the crows of his roosters. "What the hell was that?" they all shouted in unison, not managing to see the roosters who Naruto had dispelled before being caught red-handed. "Oh hey. You guys are awake." said Naruto, stifling a laugh.
"What happened last night?" asked Neji, who quickly realized his situation, turned red with embarrassment and covered himself with a bowl from a table. "I think we might have gone a bit overboard." stated Kakashi rather calmly even under his strange position. "Naruto, I have just found a camera." said the stoic Shino. "Hey that's mine. I must've taken pictures. Maybe that'll explain what we did." said Iruka. Everyone huddled around Shino, who proceeded to show the first picture.
"Well it doesn't look that bad." said Naruto with a sheepish grin, which slowly disappeared as Shino continued with the rest. The faces in the room constantly switched from amused, to disgust, to utter confusion. "Wow. That was some night. Well, I think it's agreed. We won't tell anyone about what happened. Deal?" asked Naruto. Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.
After cleaning up, the guys left (Minus Neji who decided to go back to sleep) as well as the girls. Now all who were left were Naruto and Hinata. "How was your party Hinata-chan?" asked Naruto while kissing his wife and holding her close. "It was fun. How about yours Naruto-kun?" After those words, Naruto immediately froze up, not wanting Hinata to strike him down for what he had done. "Uhhh it was fun too. Not too crazy. Hehe." replied Naruto, who was obviously nervous, which wasn't left unnoticed by his lady. "Are you lying to me Hokage-sama?" asked Hinata as her face was full of fake anger, which Naruto thought was cute. "Of course not! Why would you think that? Since you have doubted me, I have no other choice. Hinata Hyuga, you are hereby banished from Konoha!" said Naruto in a serious voice.
Hinata knew he was bluffing and decided to play along. "Is there a way I could change your mind Hokage-sama?" she said as seductively as she could. Now Naruto was excited. "Well, there is ONE thing you could do." he said with a slight smirk, topped off with drool. "Oh? And what could that be?" she responded playfully. Without another word, Naruto picked her up and ran her over to his new office, locked the doors, and had Hinata seal the room so that no one else could hear what was going on inside.
A few hours later, a Jonin assistant to Naruto was waiting outside the door, when all of a sudden, it opened. Naruto answered the door, while Hinata was seen in the background asleep in the Hokage chair. "What is it?" asked Naruto. "Well Hokage-sama, your wedding is in two days. Don't you need to spend today and tomorrow setting it up?" asked the Jonin. A few moments of awkward silence passed by, before the words of the Jonin truly sunk into Naruto's mind.
"OH KAMI! You're right! I need you to contact everyone on this list, and tell them to start preparing for the wedding! GO!" ordered Naruto as the Jonin quickly left for his mission. That list had the names of everyone who had a hand in the wedding. Naruto himself decided to wake Hinata. Luckily, she awoke the moment he shouted. "Naruto-kun? What is it?" she asked sweetly. "Hinata-chan, you need to find something to wear at the wedding... come to think of it, so do I. So we'll work on that, and we need to make sure everything is perfect." he responded. Hinata thought he was so adorable, the way he worried about her. "Don't worry Naruto-kun. The wedding will be perfect." she told him, shutting him up with a satisfying kiss.
Meanwhile, the Jonin had told everyone on the list what was going on, and reported back to Naruto. "Hokage-sama, the mission you gave me has been accomplished." "Good job. You are dismissed." responded Naruto. The Jonin nodded his head slighly and left. "Everything is going great. Everyone's ready, I found something to wear, and I still have two days. Life is great." he thought, as he left his office and went home to sleep, anxiously waiting for his wedding day.
The wedding is so close! Only two more days! Review, ask questions! Until next time!