The Akatsuki Lair was silent, everything was still. When everything seemed calm, Deidara made his move. He sprinted toward the entrance that was only 20 feet away, thinking he could escape, but he thought wrong. I appeared in front of him, smiling an innocent smile that only a girl could make, and tackled him to the ground. I then proceeded to tie up his hands and feet, then dragging him to my room, where all the other Akatsuki members lie, also tied up. They all groaned, hoping that Deidara would not be caught, because the game couldn't have started without him.
"Damnit, Deidara! Why'd you have to get caught?!" Hidan asked loudly.
"Well, so-ree! Megress-chan is fast, un!" he whined.
Just as he finished his sentence, Megan walked through the door. The Akatsuki members were very confused and look back and forth between the two Megans. After a few seconds of silence, the Megan in the middle of the room pulled out a remote and pressed the big blue button. Once the button was pushed, her appearance began to change. She became a guy, pretty tall, black hair, blue shirt, tan shorts, and a smile that would make any girl melt.
"Leon!" I shouted, running up to him and giving him a big bear hug.
"Hey, Megan. Long time no see," he said, returning the hug. After one of the Akatsuki members coughed, obviously trying to get our attention, we parted.
"How did you get here?" I asked anxiously. "And why are they tied up?"
"Well, I was headed this way to get some kids to join Stony Hill Academy and decided to pay you a visit!" he said, and then he started laughing. "And I've been reading your Akatsuki Truth or Dares lately, and wanted to be a part of one, so I rounded up the members!"
Then Hidan coughed. "Who the f*** are you?" he asked Leon. "Yeah!" the other members agreed.
"You dumbasses! Don't you read anything I make? This is Leon from my The Talented series. He's my best friend!" I said.
"Nice to meet you," Leon said politely. "Some of you."
"Well, now that we all know each other, how about I go make some tea and popcorn and we can have a sleepover!" I said getting excited. The Akatsuki groaned, but didn't do anything else because they knew from experience that if they made me angry, bad things would happen. Leon followed me into the kitchen while I made the tea and popcorn. We talked for a while, and then Leon dared me to do something.
"I dare you to put this in Hidan and Kakuzu's tea," he said, holding up a powdery substance. "It will instantly make them fall asleep. Then we can do whatever we want with them!"
"Ok," I said, grabbing the substance and putting it into Hidan and Kakuzu's cups and poured the tea. Once we got back to my room, we untied all of the members and handed each of them their cups.
"It's about f****** time! I've been tied up for two hours and I'm thirsty!" Hidan shouted, grabbing his cup and downing it quickly. Everyone but Itachi also downed their tea, and within seconds Hidan and Kakuzu were asleep. Leon and I laughed while the others stared. As I looked into each of their horrified eyes, I noticed that three people were missing.
"Where're Pein, Konan and Tobi?" I asked Leon.
"Pein and Konan are boring in my opinion. And it's past Tobi's bedtime, so I let him sleep."
"Oh. That's nice" I said, sipping my tea. "Now, let's drag the two sleepyheads into the room over there," I ordered, pointing to my left where a room appeared. In it was a couch and an expensive looking TV. I directed the Akatsuki to place them in a hugging position (in which they would not be able to get out of) and put the TV on a channel Leon specifically made for Kakuzu (money and expensive things being burned and broken). After getting back into my room, we laid down the sleeping bags and started our truth or dare.
"Now, since Leon is our guest, he will go first. Leon, truth or dare?" I asked.
"Truth," he said, knowing how bad the dares can be.
"Hmm… what's the farthest you've gotten with Gwen?" I asked, smirking. Leon started blushing immediately.
"U-ummm…. First base," he almost whispered, but everyone heard and started laughing. I got up and smacked everyone on the back of their heads.
"Like you guys have EVER even gotten a girl!" I said, punishing them.
"Now, Zetsu," Leon started, his face almost back to normal. "Truth or Dare?"
"Dare," both sides of Zetsu answered, apparently not looking at the consequences of choosing that option.
"Do an impression of someone in this room and let us guess who it is."
After about 10 seconds of thinking, words you would never guess would come out of the plant-man's mouth came out very fluidly. "Like, OMG that shirt looks sooooooo good on you, Megress-chan! Are my boobs getting bigger?! I don't think they are! Girl, pink is SO your color! Itachi! Come give me some sugar!"He said in a very girly voice.
"Deidara!" Sasori guessed out loud. Zetsu nodded, and Deidara was furious. He was about to get up and fight with Zetsu, but one look from me and Leon stopped him dead in his tracks. Then, a sound pierced through the dead silence like a knife.
"What the f***! Get off of me you gay a**!" Hidan bellowed, shouting a bunch of naughty words that I would be ashamed of myself if I typed them.
"L-look at all that money…. And that car! All gone!" Kakuzu cried, barely noticing that he and Hidan were embracing each other. Everyone started laughing, tears coming out of their eyes. After about five minutes, things finally settled down.
"Ok, Deidara, Truth or Dare?" Zetsu asked.
"Dare!" Deidara said on instinct, but instantly regretted it. Zetsu smirked, causing Deidara to tremble in fear.
"I dare you to go into that room," Zetsu said, pointing to the room Hidan and Kakuzu were in, "and take pictures of them. Then later you can print them and post them all over their walls."
Deidara reluctantly grabbed his camera and slowly walked into the other room. "What are you doing in here you f****** drag queen?! What the hell are you doing with the camera? Hey! Stop taking the motherf****** pictures!" We heard from Hidan. As Deidara ran back into my room, he plopped down on his sleeping bag and sighed.
"They are gonna kill me, un," he said looking down. "Itachi, Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," Itachi prudently answered.
"If you could make anyone in this room your slave, who would it be and why?"
Itachi paused for a minute and thought about his answer. Sighing, he said, "Probably Megress-chan because I could make her quit writing these Akatsuki Truth or Dare things…. Or at least make me be in charge of them. And I could make her do all of the embarrassing things instead of us. Sasori, Truth or Dare?" he asked before I could respond to anything.
"Dare," he answered, apparently not paying attention to what came out of his mouth.
"I dare you to kiss you're the person you fancy," Itachi said, taking another sip of his tea. Sasori blushed, walked up to the middle of the room, and created some chakra strings that attached to me. As I was forced to walk into the middle of the room in front of Sasori, he gave me an 'I'm sorry' look. Before I was close enough to his face, he paused.
"I don't want to force you to do anything you don't want to," he said, making the chakra strings disappear. "I will take whatever the punishment is this time if you don't want to do this."
I thought about it for a few seconds, then I took hold of his face with one of my hands and gently placed my lips on his. It took him a while to realize what was happening, but he soon placed his hands on my hips and kissed back. It didn't last very long because someone was being mean and decided to bring us back into reality. We blushed as we realized everyone was staring at us. Then I noticed that Leon's hand was tapping my shoulder.
"Can you guys wait until later to finish what you're doing?" Leon asked, smirking as my blush got deeper. Sasori then sat down, pulling me into his lap.
"Kisame, Truth or Dare?" he asked as he started to play with my hair.
"Truth," he said wisely like Itachi.
"Have you ever gone commando anywhere?" Sasori asked.
"Ummm…." Kisame answered, his face turning purple. "Yes…" he answered quietly, looking down.
"Eww, un!" Deidara hollered, jumping away from Kisame's side.
"Well," I started saying. "That was an interesting end to our game. Time for a movie!" I jumped out of Sasori's lap and made a huge flat screen TV appear in my room. I put in the movie Lilo and Stitch, turned off the lights, and went back to cuddle with Sasori. If you listened hard enough, you could still hear Hidan and Kakuzu screaming to let them out of their room. When the movie was halfway over, I fell asleep. Leon quietly walked over to Sasori and whispered in his ear.
"If you ever do anything to hurt her, anything at all, I will hunt you down and torture you until you die," he threateningly told Sasori. The red-head nodded and went back to playing with my hair. "Good," Leon said as he went back to his sleeping bag, put a timer on the TV and slowly went to sleep.
When I woke up in the morning, I was still in Sasori's arms. I smiled as I slowly got up and headed towards the door when I noticed Leon wasn't in his sleeping bag. I panicked and ran out of my room and towards the exit of the lair. I found Leon about to open the door to the outside world when I jumped on him.
"You weren't thinking about leaving without saying goodbye, were you?" I asked jokingly but with my eyes watering.
"Megan, you know I hate goodbyes," he said, smiling a sad smile. We got up and hugged each other tightly once more. "I'll be gone for a while, but I will always be with you." He whispered in my ear. He kissed my forehead and headed out the door.
"Remember to write!" I shouted so he would hear me.
"Don't worry, I will!" he shouted back and waved. I smiled and slowly closed the door. 'He better remember to write' I thought to myself as I began to make breakfast to the waking Akatsuki members.