A/N: Thank you to all of you, who have reviewed and added my story to your alerts and favourites!

ALL mistakes are my OWN!

I do NOT own Glee or Harry Potter

There will be slight OOC on Harry's part

Warnings: Boy/Boy action, swearing, and all that other 'adult' stuff. I'll warn you if anything major happens in the chapter. Oh slight cross-dressing on Kurt's part and a lot of cross-dressing on Harry's part.

Pairings: Noah (Puck)/Harry or Putter as I like to name them, Klaine, Finchel, Bartie, Tike and I have no idea who to pair Sam, Mercedes, Santana and Quinn with.

"Speech"

'Thoughts/ Dreams'

"Phone Conversation"

'Flash Back'

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Chapter Nine: The Talk

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The Talk:

A discussion of sexuality given to children, also euphemistically referred to as "the birds and the bees".

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During his drive back home all Harry could think about was the kiss with Noah. He was not usually so forward as to make out with someone he barely met, but he couldn't deny that the kiss was absolutely incredible.

While the kiss itself was good, Harry couldn't help the frown that overcame his features when he thought of Noah's status as a man whore: Harry, in no way wanted to be some conquest, another notch on Noah's belt. Harry was undecided on what to do or how to approach the topic with Noah, he didn't want the other teen to think that, just because they kissed it entitled them to sleep together.

Harry let out a deep sigh and turned left down the road his home was situated at. He'd think about Noah later, right now all he wanted to do was get his homework done out of the way and go to sleep.

Who knew school would be so exhausting, and there weren't even any steep hills or staircases to climb like there was at Hogwarts.

Harry pulled onto the driveway, careful to avoid Blaine's 'Baby'. Thinking about his brother made a frown appear on the usually happy face; the phone call from earlier resurfacing. He worried his lip with his teeth and made his way to the front door, preparing to put the key in the lock, when the door was suddenly wrenched open.

Harry jumped and gasped in fright at the unexpected action and didn't have time to catch his breath when he was yanked forward by his bag strap. The door was slammed shut behind him and he looked up at the face of his attacker.

Blaine was not a happy brother right now. Since the phone call with his brother, he was in absolute shock, his baby brother; his innocent baby brother wasn't as innocent as he thought.

Harry winced as he saw the look on Blaine's face.

"Err, H-hi Big Brother Bear, how was your day?" Harry stuttered as he tried to wiggle free from the hold Blaine had on his bag strap.

"Don't Brother Bear me! You have some explaining to do mister!" He exclaimed, a touch of hysterics in his voice.

"Harry, Blaine is that you?" Rose called from the kitchen doorway, a smile on her face as she rested her hip against the doorframe.

Immediately Blaine grabbed Harry into a tight, one armed hug, smiling brightly at Rose.

"Hey Mom" He exclaimed, the hand holding Harry's bag strap, tightened behind Harry's back, out of the way of Rose's sight.

Harry nearly gaped in disbelief but he managed to recover himself "Hey Mom! Missed you today" He sent Rose a smile as he tried to discreetly free himself from Blaine.

Rose just shook her head at her boys and turned back round to go back into the kitchen.

"I'll call you down for dinner in a bit boy's" She called over her shoulder.

Blaine turned back to Harry "Explain, now!" He demanded as he gripped the bag strap tighter.

"Explain what?" Harry was still wiggling and nearly yelled in triumph as he slipped out from the bag strap and dashed up the stairs.

Blaine spluttered as he was left holding just a bag and whirled around and gave chase to Harry; he followed the younger teen up the stairs, and nearly caught up to him.

Harry lunged for his bedroom and sighed in relief when he was about to shut his door in Blaine's face but his relief was short lived, as Blaine forced the door open and shut it behind him.

Harry gulped and backed towards his bed, his arms flailing as he fell backwards and bounced slightly on the soft mattress.

Blaine smirked at his brother and pounced on him, pinning him to the bed and tickling Harry mercilessly.

Harry burst into laughter and wriggled about on the bed trying to escape the evil hands.

Blaine smiled down at Harry "Now Harry would you like to explain the incident that occurred when I rang you at lunch time?"

His tickles became lighter and Harry gasped, trying to regain his breath.

"Nothing happened; it was just Sam being an idiot!" Harry stated.

Blaine smirked "Not a good enough answer" And his hands began a fresh wave of attack, causing Harry to jerk and wiggle on the bed, even more than before.

"OKAY!" Harry screamed, finally giving in to his brother.

Blaine though did not stop his attack "Okay what?" He turned his head to the side in the pretence of listening to Harry.

"Okay, I will tell you what happened" Harry panted, when Blaine still didn't stop he continued "Oh wonderful, amazing, dapper brother of mine"

Blaine smiled and let go of Harry "That's what I like to hear" Blaine allowed Harry to sit up and watched as Harry sent him a death glare, his cheeks flushed from laughing.

After Blaine's pointed look Harry told him what had actually happened when he rang him at lunch.

Blaine looked slightly sceptical, one of his big triangular eyebrows raised in disbelief.

"Blaine, I swear! Sam was just being immature."

Blaine pretended to mull over the answer and a smirk formed on his face "Okay, I believe you." Blaine hopped of the bed and tried not to laugh as he made his way towards the door.

"Blaine?" Harry looked slightly scared at his brother's expression and was put on edge by Blaine's behaviour. "Blaine, what are you going to do?"

Blaine turned around as he opened the door, an innocent expression on his face. "Me? I'm not going to do anything" He shut the door and made his way downstairs.

Harry was left, with a look of fear on his face. 'What the hell is Blaine going to do?'

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Dinner was relatively normal, if you could call the fact that Blaine kept throwing him smirks every other minute normal. Harry was completely on edge; not knowing what Blaine was going to do and when he was going to do made Harry jumpy and paranoid and concerned for his own sanity.

After dinner was finished, Harry and Blaine had the task of clearing the table and loading the dishwasher, while Rose and Jackson went into the lounge.

"So Harry, why you so nervous?" Blaine asked with a knowing smirk, making Harry gulp.

"I thought you said you weren't going to do anything"

"Oh, I'm not, no."

"Harry, could you come in here please, me and your Dad want to talk with you" Rose's voice filtered through into the kitchen, causing Blaine's smirk to widen.

Harry looked panicked "Oh, god, what did you do?" He questioned as he stumbled over towards the longue, sparing a glance at his brother, who just smiled and waved at him.

Harry entered the lounge and sat down in the sofa opposite his parent's at Jackson's gesture.

The couple exchanged glances and Harry clenched his hands in his lap, his mind running through all the possibilities of what this could be about.

Jackson took a deep breath "Now Harry, it has come to our attention that you are lacking knowledge in certain areas"

Harry cocked his head in confusion 'What?' "Huh?"

"You think it would be easier the second time" Jackson mumbled and turned to look at his wife.

Rose just shook her head and took over "Harry dear, it has come to our attention that we haven't given you The Talk"

Harry still looked confused 'The Talk, what tal- Oh no Blaine you didn't'

"Harry there comes a time in your life when you start to develop feelings and urges towards your preferred sex. These urges and feelings are nothing to be afraid of; it's part of the natural process of growing up. Now the mechanics of gay sex is very similar to heterosexual sex, there is both a 'giver' and a 'receiver' and each role with give you something very special out of it"

Rose pulled some leaflets out from under the cushion she was leaning against, and leaned over and handed them to Harry, who took them with shaking hands.

"Now the exact mechanics of gay sex is mentioned in these leaflets, that I and your dad want you to read. Now I want to express the importance of the use of condoms"

Harry's face grew even more horrified than before.

"It doesn't matter if you are the 'giver' or the 'receiver' but you or your partner must wear a condom to prevent the spreading and catching of STI's. Now we are not encouraging to go out and have sex, because sex should be something special and wonderful between you and your chosen partner, we just want you to be careful, when you do finally make love with someone"

Harry gaped in utter disbelief and dropped his head in his hands "Oh God" he mumbled in embarrassment; this was absolutely mortifying.

"Now Harry, this is nothing to be embarrassed about, okay?" She stood up and sat next to Harry and pulled him into a hug. "Now go and read those leaflets" She pushed Harry up off of the sofa and pushed him towards the doorway. Before Harry had the chance to flee the room Jackson stood up and pulled Harry into a hug.

"Remember Harry, always practise safe sex"

Harry blushed a brilliant shade of red and all but ran out of the room and up into his bedroom.

He threw himself face first onto his bed and buried his face into one of his pillows. That was one of the most embarrassing experiences of his life.

"So, Harry what'd they talk to you about?" Blaine asked from the doorway a huge grin plastered on his face.

Harry chose to ignore him, which just encouraged Blaine further.

"Aw Harry don't be like that, it's just a natural process of growing up" He sat down on the bed next to Harry, his face creased in worry though when he saw Harry's shoulders shaking.

"Harry?" He questioned as he tried to roll his little brother over but failed.

"Harry, look I'm sorry, I didn't mean for you to be upset. It was just a little prank."

Harry still refused to look at him and he became even more worried "Harry, please look at me, you're starting to worry me" Harry finally turned towards Blaine and Blaine gaped in shock when he noticed that Harry wasn't crying, but laughing.

Blaine gently hit him on the shoulder "Don't do that! I was really worried I upset you" Blaine exclaimed as Harry continued to laugh; he crossed his arms and pouted causing Harry to laugh even harder.

Blaine's lip quirked and he started laughing with Harry; his little brother's laugh was infectious.

When they had finally calmed down, Harry and Blaine were laying side by side on the bed, huge smiles on their faces.

"Don't do that again, Harry, I really did think I had upset you."

"Yeah well, consider us even, you jerk" Harry said jokingly "I'm mentally scarred for life now, I hope you're happy"

"Very. Though it's only fair, I had to have the exact same talk, and I mean exactly the same one. I was rather hoping they would use a different speech"

"Only you would find that disappointing"

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'Harry looked around himself in confusion, 'Why is the school empty?' he thought as he walked down the empty corridor, he couldn't even hear any students in class, he passed a classroom and he frowned in confusion, 'why was no-one else here?'

"Harry!" The call of his name made him jump and he spun round to see Noah jogging up to him, he mentally sighed in relief, at least he had a familiar face with him 'A sexy familiar face' Harry tried to hush his own thoughts, but failed dramatically when Noah reached him.

"Noah, why is the school empty?"

Instead of replying Noah leaned down and captured Harry's lips in a passionate kiss.

Harry moaned in the back of his throat and threw his arms around Noah's neck, reaching up on his tip toes for better leverage.

Noah's hands ran down his back, resting on his arse which Noah gently squeezed causing Harry to gasp into the kiss, Noah took advantage of the gasp and slipped his tongue into Harry's mouth. He walked Harry backwards into the classroom Harry was previously standing in the doorway of, and didn't stop until Harry's back hit something solid, the something solid turned out to be the whiteboard.

Harry moaned and grabbed Noah harder and he pressed himself against the hard body, wanting to feel more, wanting to get closer.

Noah slid his hands further down and gripped Harry's legs encouraging him to jump up. Harry took the hint and wrapped his legs round Noah's waist, throwing his head back at the delicious friction the movement caused.

"Oh Noah" Harry sighed.'

Harry woke with a gasp, bolting up into a sitting position, he was panting heavily and his face flushed as snippets of his dream kept on flashing in his mind.

If looking Noah in the eye was going to be hard before, it was going to be damn near impossible now. Harry flopped back down onto his bed with a groan; he only had a couple of hours until his alarm was due to go off.

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The Talk:

A discussion of sexuality given to children, also euphemistically referred to as "the birds and the bees".

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A/N: Hey everyone! Long time, no see eh? I am so sorry at how late this chapter has gotten out, I am appalled at myself but I do actually have a valid reason as to why this was so late in getting out, and I'm not going to go in depth about it, I'll just summarise. Basically I became really ill due to an infection and the antibiotics I was on made me even more ill, then when I got better I somehow threw my back out-god knows how I did- and I was reduced to lying in bed and it was difficult to type from the angle I was at, believe me I tried! Anyhu, I hope you enjoyed the chapter and the Putter/Narry action I promised. Even though it was only in a dream, but hey it counts right? Right? *Hides behind Noah*