VI. Rokkaku – Shudo Satoshi

Contrary to the rumor, Satoshi did not scream and pass out like a girl all the time, thank you very much. And if anyone doubted him, they were welcome to try one of those frightening Inui-juices and see if they could live to tell the tale. Bastards.

Iwashi Mizu left his mouth tasting like rotten fish for three days, too. Every single person who tried it fainted dead away, so it wasn't like he'd been the only one. And if anyone still had things to say, he could totally take it to tennis court or the beach or whatever to settle this!

...Maybe not with beach volleyball, though. He'd had enough of beach volleyball to last him at least a lifetime.