Hmm... I should check my e-mail... I didn't check it since third year. Wow 10 e-mails. Eh Sirius, mate. Probably all those girls obsessing over you.

Dear Sirius,

HOW CAN YOU CHEAT ON ME LIKE THAT?

Love (not anymore),

" Random Hufflepuff girl" as I am referred to.

Sirius,

YOU DO KNOW THAT I AM SOOOO PRANKING YOU THE MINUTE YOU LOCK LIPS WITH ANOTHER GIRL.

Love,

Lily typing this for her best friend

Padfoot,

full moon coming up this weekend. Are you okay to come with me and Wormy? You seemed a bit sick.

Prongs

Sirius,

I have this great idea for a prank! We cover the girls dorm with toilet paper when they are sleeping! Good luck. I'll be sleeping that time.

Wormtail

Sirius,

Tell your best bud to leave me alone! Potter is so annoying! I was in the middle of studying for our N.E.W.T's in the library with Severus, then Potter comes in and starts hexing him! What is wrong with him? All Sevi did was look at him. He's such an arrogant toe-rag!

Lily

Sirius,

remember that you are a filthy blood traitor and you don't deserve to be in the Black family!

Ms. and Mrs. Black

Siwius

Can Remmy cmoe so we cna pway I miss hmi

Dora

Sirius Orion Black,

Voldemort has sent you a friend request.

Thanks, the Facebook team.

Padfoot

YOU DON'T KNOW THE LENGTHS I'D GO FOR HER! I'LL NEVER GIVE UP!

Prongs

Siri,

Lily saw you! Don't play innocent with me! We are so done!

Sarah