I REGRET NOTHING! Unfortunately, I also own nothing otherwise Johnlock, Mystrade and Mormor would exist. Also, we wouldn't have to wait a whole year for three episodes... MOFFAT! Ok, I'm done now-Moo
John. You know how I love you so so so so so much? SH
What have you done? JW
NOTHING! Just don't go into the kitchen SH
Have you blown up the kitchen? JW
NO! I'm just... Doing something that you're not allowed to see until I say you can... SH
Sherlock, I heard the explosion JW
I thought you'd gone shopping! SH
I came back two hours ago. I came and put the shopping away while you were doing your experiment. You talked to me. JW
Where are you then? SH
I was upstairs JW
Where are you now? SH
Stop texting and look up JW
I see a cupboard. Have you transformed into a cupboard? SH
No I haven't trans- Look at the kitchen door and you will see me JW
Oh. I told you not to come to the kitchen SH
Why are you still texting me? We're in the same room JW
You're still replying by text. You'll have to start talking first. I'm too busy SH
You're too busy to start TALKING? JW
Yes SH
I'm going to see Harry. Tidy up the kitchen JW
We need milk SH
I bought it today JW
Used it for my experiment SH
WHY did you need THREE bottles of milk for your experiment? JW
I didn't. I only needed half a bottle SH
Then what happened to the other two and a half bottles of milk? JW
Got blown up SH
WAIT NO NOTHING GOT BLOWN UP SH
I've already seen the kitchen Sherlock JW
Oh yeah... Bye SH
See you later JW
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