Hello! Here is another chapter, it isn't as good as I would have hoped but better ones are coming! Reviews are welcome whether they are con-crit, prompts or whatever! -Moo x

Lol

Who is this? JW

Lol

Seriously, who is texting me? JW

Rofl

Stop it JW

No. Lol

I think you have the wrong number... JW

No I don't... John Watson...

How do you know my name? Is this Mycroft? Or Sherlock? Or Jim? JW

Ooh so close... But yet so far

Do I even know you? JW

Yes

Harry? JW

No

Molly? JW

Nope

Mrs Hudson? JW

Nah

Irene Adler? JW

Uh, no. These past 4 suggestions have been most offensive. Not that two of the first ones weren't offensive.

So, one of them wasn't offensive? JW

No. I quite liked it actually.

Ummm did you find Mycroft offensive? JW

Yes, I am not the ice man.

Ok. So, I'm guessing Sherlock was offensive as well? JW

Correctamundo!

So Jim wasn't offensive... You're Moran aren't you?JW

Damn...You weren't meant to work it out that quickly... I MEAN NO IM NOT MORAN!

Sherlock told me that this was your number. JW

Oh...Meh, I don't care. SM

I'm gonna go now... JW

Sherlock is about to poison himself. SM

Why are you telling me? JW

Well, boss wouldn't be too happy if I just let him kill himself, accidentally. SM

Right, ok. Whatever. I need to go...get milk now. Yeah. JW

You just went shopping SM

STOP STALKING ME JW

Oh got a job to do. Stalk you later. SM

WHAT?! NO! Ugh fine whatever. JW

:P SM