This is in response to a review containing prompts. First prompt- John, Sherlock and Greg tease Mycroft. I hope you like this. For Arty Diane- Moo x
Given up on the diet then Mycroft? SH
No, Sherlock. It's working rather well, in fact. M
Is that what you think? GL
Gregory, don't encourage him. M
Oh, it's a bit too late for that. JW
You as well? Honestly, I'd have thought you'd be more mature than that John. I was rather hoping you'd have an effect on him and make him less childish. M
Actually, it seems it's the other way round Mycroft. Oh, what would you like for Christmas? New umbrella, maybe? JW
He doesn't really like umbrellas anymore John. They're so thin, they make him look even fatter. SH
I thought they were for self defence. GL
If so they were pretty useless, I hit him over the head with it once, wouldn't call that defence. SH
You're all very childish and silly. What's the point in teasing people? M
It's fun. SH
Nothing else to do. GL
You spy on us, this is us getting our own back. JW
I'd expect this from Sherlock but not from you or Gregory. M
God, you're so posh! You call me Gregory! GL
It is only appropriate Gregory. M
Everyone else calls him Greg Mycroft. In this day and age we use nicknames. JW
Actually I call him Lestrade. SH
Because you only found out his name was Greg during the Baskerville case. JW
Hey, I didn't think it was me we were teasing! I thought it was the Queen. SH
I'm not the Queen. Honestly Sherlock. M
Oh, no, we forgot, you're not the Queen, you're just her best friend. JW
Hardly! M
No, no, no, no ,no! You've got it all wrong! He's the British Government! GL
Oh, he must be more than that, surely?! SH
What would you suggest? JW
Maybe... Queen of the whole world? SH
I'm not going to put up with this any longer. You're all very childish and silly. Good bye. M
See ya GL
Bye bye JW
Laters SH
