Aishachase97: This chapter is for Luffy and Zoro. I nthought that maybe some of you all were confused on what could have happened to Zoro so this will help clear things up….Um…I don't own One Piece…..I don't hate Zoro…I like Chopper…..Read and review?

Luffy was eating in peace…Actually he had turned into a black hole and was devouring everything. Zoro was next to him drinking his alcohol, when this guy came into the bar wearing a pink shirt and orange pants. Zoro couldn't help but chuckle at the sight and nudged Luffy to look. Luffy stopped gorging himself long enough to look behind him at the dude.

"I. Am. Gay!" the man shouted. The people all ignored him like this kinda thing happened every day. Luffy grinned and went back to eating his 14 course meal. Zoro did nothing.

"I can make anything something else!" the man yelled again trying to get someone to notice him. The strange sentence got poor Luffy's attention and he walked over to the guy with starry eyes.

"Really!? That's soo cool!" Luffy gushed. The man in turn instantly got a crush on our favorite pirate captain. Luffy stepped back from the weird guy when he started to grin. The man reached for Luffy, but Zoro cut in.

"Leave my captain alone he's not interested in guys," the man turned to glare at Zoro and with a wave of his hand Zoro became a beautiful young lady with flowing green hair. Zoro glanced down at his body before shouting something about breasts and ran out of the bar and heading back to the ship.

"Oi! That was mean!" Luffy glared at the man.

"I don't care!" the guy stuck his tongue out at the Strawhat pirate, and grabbed Luffy.

"You will be my wife!" and he went to kiss Luffy. Luffy panicked and punched him in the face screaming that he was a MAN not a female and that he didn't have boobs. Luffy then dashed out of the bar after Zoro.

After a while he found Usopp and Chopper. Poor Usopp was crying and they all shared what had happened to them. They decided to head back to the ship to see if Zoro was ok.

On the ship Sanji was flirting with Nami not knowing that Zoro was even prettier than her. Just as Luffy and the other two climbed aboard the ship they heard Zoro's irate scream.

"MY BOOBIES ARE METAL!"