Granger,
McGonagall says we have to bring someone, and all the decent girls are taken. You are undoubtedly free, so you're coming with me.
Malfoy
Ps, its non-optional, suck it up.
Malfoy,
As soon as I figure out how to send a hex by post, you can kiss your favourite appendage good-bye.
Granger
Dear Miss Granger,
I would like to remind you that it is against school rules to send hexes, jinxes, and curses via post. This is your official warning. If it should happen again, you will be given a detention. Have a wonderful day,
M. McGonagall, Headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Malfoy,
I will not accept your request. I find you insufferable, obnoxious, and above all, arrogant. I can think of no good reason to accept this ludicrous offer, nor why you would think of asking.
Granger.
Ps, there are plenty of boys willing to go with me.
Granger,
Jeez, chill the hell out.
Malfoy.
Ps, name 5 boys in our year that would be willing to go with you.
Malfoy,
Michael Corner, Neville Longbottom, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Ernie MacMillan, and Seamus Finnigan. Happy?
Granger.
Granger,
Well, I am surprised. You cannot, however, deny that I am the best looking of any of them.
Malfoy
Malfoy,
What good is a pretty face if the personality is horrendous?
Granger
Granger,
So you think I've got a pretty face, do you?
Malfoy
Malfoy,
Sod off.
Granger
Malfoy,
How's it going, Mate? She say yes yet?
Z
Z,
Nope, still as stubborn as ever.
M
M,
Are you sure she's worth it? I mean, she's not that pretty.
Z
Z,
I don't question your choice in girls, so you're not allowed to question mine.
M.
M,
Alright, fine. What you gotta do, is show her that you've changed. Maybe, I dunno, be nice for a change?
Z
Z,
I suppose I could try that. I can't imagine it'll work though.
M
M,
Are you really that thick?
Z
Z,
Shut up, its hard to write sarcasm.
M
Hermione,
I would just like to apologize for my behaviour. It was rude. So, id like to ask you something; Will you go to the ball with me?
Draco.
Malfoy,
No.
Granger.
Hermione,
Oh, come on, I bet you didn't even read that.
D.
D,
Of course I did!
H.
H,
Then what did it say?
D.
D,
You seriously think I'm gonna fall for that?
H.
H,
Dragon Bogeys.
D.
A/N: what do you guys think? Please please please please review! And don't forget to read my other story, Revenge!
Until the next update,
~P&D
