Chapter 2

U fink u no wat ur doing

i wos proper mad. I flied in my majik crar and did backlips and landed and did whieelies and blew up stuff and landed into tha piler of ortum. Then i sed hi to haruhi and punched koizoomie in the face and he licked my hed wiv his poison tung but it didn't hert and i kept punhing him in the eye and he fell on the floor and did a poo in his pants. Then a gai jyooish policeman cold dAvid sedaterd them and told them off. Then a nered called Marrow the nartsie sed stuff in german and shotted then in the winkle.

Then a furie called Elis tried to maek shmexie tiem wiv me and i sed no and got my nipple lazers out and shot them big at elis and he was no longer gai. But his winkie fell of and i had srunck to the siyze of a pee. Then haruhi danced and exploderd for no reeson and every1 sed it woz elis but it was aktualy a priate named blakberd the anaushol. He put see4 on haruyhis hed and she dint notis coz she iz a gurl and gurls are stooped (LOLOLOLOL!). then harie pottah came out of a cubord and sed tht i did it but no one likes harry poter so we shot him and burned his books. Then john price and zubee jon marstun were making out and price got a hard-on and sed "i wuv u i want u 2 be tha mother of my kids" sicne jon marsten was a zombie he bitted prices hed off and eated it with ketchup.

Haroohi isn't ded she wos woonded but no one likes gurls so we let her die. Blakbeer sed to me tht i need to go bak to erth and fight the Taliban. I sed no i liek it here so go away and be gai with the wwe. Then then Japanese hagrid came out of of of a tiem portel and sed tht the talyban had tagen over englend. I woz sad cos my nanny woz from engerland but i dunt care so i shotted hagrid and choppered his pen is of.

Then i got on my moterbik and flied to china and blew up the grate wall. I laffed and went bak 2 the usa and did a poo and wetn to bed and played a nortee game but mummy didn't care. I dranked sum coffie and went 2 bed and dreemed aboot gurls.

END OF CHRAPTAH 2 !