A/N: Here is another growing year for you. I am almost done with the next chapter of the Call, but I thought it would be fun to post one of these. So here you go...
Oh yeah and I don't own any of these characters
Cookies and Swords
Squeak scratch scratch scratch squeak
What the fuck is that noise?
I dislodged myself from Sookie's sleeping form. I hated leaving her side. Especially, after the vigorous fucking we did tonight. Gotta love a fairy's ability to sound proof.
I made my way downstairs. Somebody was creeping in the kitchen. I stopped at the closet and gathered my sword preparing to slay the late night intruder.
How the fuck
That was all I could think.
How does a toddler get on top of the refrigerator? Where did he learn to build a fucking ladder?
The stepping stool was pulled from across the room and was in front of the counter. The tin that holds Sookie's flour was next to the refrigerator and on top of that was her sugar tin.
Hunter sat proudly on top with the cookie jar in between his legs. Chocolate was smeared all over his face.
"Hunter what are you doing?" I asked
"shh... auntie is sweepin." Oh this was just too much. He was telling me not to wake his aunt. I placed my sword on the table and went to get him down.
"wait I needs won mow. Auntie said I gets cookie fo deswert. She's forgoted to give me." he explained to me.
"Well, I think you have had enough for tonight Little man. I also think your aunt would not be to happy if you fell and broke your neck over a cookie. So from now on no more climbing ok." I scolded as best I could while cleaning his mouth after I deconstructed his ladder.
"Otay Ewic. I's sowwy." He whispered.
"Alright off to bed with you." I tucked him in and waited for him to go to sleep before I rejoined my wife.
I rose to my love standing at the end of the bed, with her hands on her hips, while tapping her foot.
She was pissed. I didn't know her cookies meant that much to her.
"Eric how could you?" she asked "There is a child in the house and that was just pure carelessness and dangerous on top of it all." I checked to make sure I was covered and had pajama bottoms on. Check, on both of those. So none of my bits were showing and while I am an amazing lover my dick showing has never been a dangerous thing.
Ok, Hunter did not walk in to me being "nakey" again. I have no idea what she was mad about.
"Lover, I can honestly say I have no clue what you are talking about." I admitted
"Let me put it this way. If you can't learn to put your big sword away your little sword will not have any where to be put." she said and stormed out yelling down to Evina about something. Well, at least I know where the boy gets that from.
I thought about what she said...Shit, after saving our child from death by cookie climbing I may have left my sword laying on the table.
Ugh...does fatherhood ever get easier.
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