Chaper 5

Me versis God

It woz hard fite. I pnunchd n pnunchd god in da faic agnen and agne. He shotd me wiv a l4sr b3m. I nerly ded. I gotted upp and kiked god in da pensi, he mad so he shotd me wiv boooobs.

i wen hum and mumie askd if i woz ok. i kild her coz she wudnt lt me hav sum chipz. L8r i drov 2 da pliers ov ortum and sed hi 2 haroohi ho woz doin work on her xbox 21903809235745984395 (itz da fyoocher u dums).

Sudnly, goste from modern werfare 2 came 2 sav day. gost ded by da torrits. Every1 sad.

2 b cyontinyood?