A/N: Just a short little diddy for you all. Just to let you know the conversation between Sookie and Eric is mental italics are Eric.

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Naughty or Nice

Sookie this is wrong

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What do you mean?

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This is ridiculous

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I still do not understand my love

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You know what I am talking about

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No I don't, you agreed to this

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That is beside the point. I was at a disadvantage

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You are a 6'4' vampire Viking; he is a 3 foot fairy hybrid what disadvantage was there

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He has pouty lips and giant teary eyes and I did not understand him

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Honey you speak 400 languages including toddler you knew what he was saying

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I am Eric fucking Northman

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Not tonight; tonight you are Ucwel Eric. Bonding time remember.

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I am King of Louisianna

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Nope. Is he still chattering?

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Yes and now he said I have to…no I refuse to do that NO!

So what do you to young men want for Christmas and have you been naughty or nice? The jolly old man in a bad costume strained to ask Hunter and I as we sat on his lap just as the camera snapped.

That was getting shredded.

Hunter skipped over to the kiosk and ordered every type of picture you could imagine. Every size, frame, buttons, stockings and the best one a quilt with it us on it. We were told to wait 15 minutes while the elves worked in the workshop. He pulled out a hand full of hundreds to pay for it and thanked the lady when she handed us our packages a few moments later. I looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"Wha? Aunty Pam said to get enuf for evyone." He said as he skipped for the exit singing his version of here comes Santy Cwause.

Fucking Pam


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