Chapter 6 – LETHAL BIZZLE MEETS HALO MAN
master cheef metted mr dench today. They played pokemon sum dun played braderlends 2. It fun. Master cheef wined every game end got da conference claa shtgon. Leful bizzul got realy angry and trid to rape master cheef's ecks bocks but the ecks bocks died and blewed up in lethel bizzul's face. Leful bizzle flew into afgenisten and met da Taliban. Tabliban woz angry and shotted leful bizzle in the willy.
Mwnwhile, fucinn gay anime (NOTE TO REDDER, I FUKIN HATE AMINE) harruuhi woz flimin a porn flim, wen she got call from teliban. Toliben sed that mr denhch would be shotted in the fani if she ddi not play halo 4 wit dem. Haruuuhi don't know what halo is, she's ortistic.
So mstater cheieif gotted hiss laser gun and snipper gun and took da next flight to da midol eest. He kild everyone drere and got into a mungooss and drov 2 taliben. Taliben shuit their panites wit fear and dey all surrendered. BUT OH NOES, mr dench was mertolly wonded, so he bleeded to death. It was very sad. Moster cheef cried lots and ltos.
Wen master cheef got home, he shotted himself in brane. He wos dreperessed.
DA END MATE.
