Meanwhile, the wealthy and strikingly handsome groom, Roy, paces impatiently around his room (while holding his trusty mirror) waiting for his Best Man to arrive.

Roy: Grr…where is he?

(door slams open revealing the awaited Best Man)

Dick: (huff huff) I'm here! Sorry I'm late!

Roy: Late? Late?! You call this late?! Where were you, you clumsy boy blunder ?!

Dick: Err… (tugs at his collar nervously) I was…distracted? Yeah! Distracted…by the ladies and I was –

Roy: (shouts angrily) I don't care! Today is my special day! And I expect you not to screw this up by being LATE!

Dick: Jeez man...I'm sorry?

Roy: Sorry doesn't make a dead man alive!

Dick: I –

Raven: (knock knock)

Roy: What now? ENTER!

Raven: (frowns) Well excussse me! If I wasn't bothered to come all the way to your den I wouldn't have to ask you whether you were ready or not, wouldn't I?!

Roy: (blushes and clears his throat) Umm…oh yes, right. Then we are ready! Richard, tell me that my rings are prepared?

Dick: Well duh…Yes sir.

Roy: Is my hair adequate? (brush brush)

Dick: (slumps) Yes, your highness.

Roy: Does this tux make me look fat?

Dick: Ye- N-no. y-your majesty!

Roy: Am I dashingly handsome?

Dick: (grimaces) Eww…Yes, your –

Raven: JUST GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!

Roy and Dick: (sweat drops) … Y-y-yes M-ma'am.

(Risa storms out the room and then the scene is followed by a munch and crunch)

Dick: (nudges Roy) Ah Roy, actually I kinda… left the rings…tee hee?

Roy: You what?! But you said –

Dick: I mistook them for some cheerios. Well, cheerio sir!

Roy: (face palms) I should've hired Garfield instead…


Dick's a little OOC here isn't he?