I own absolutely nothing.
"Aizen-chan!" Ulquiorra sang out as he hopped into the throne room cheerfully. "Ulquiorra." Aizen replied in a dead, flat tone. "I love my Aizen-sama!" the Cuatro continued, uncaring of the brunettes indifference.
Since Aizen did nothing to prevent the Espada from jumping on him and thoroughly glomping him, he soon found himself with a lap full of Ulqui-bat. "What do you want, Ulqui?" Aizen asked with a sigh, hoping to get the troublesome creature off him with minimal pain and suffering.
"Just to tell you how much I love you, Aizen-sama." Ulquiorra said, licking Aizen on the neck. The brunette screamed like a little girl, jumping several feet into the air and clapping a hand over his neck.
The halls of Las Noches rang with "HOW MANY EFFIN' TIMES DO I GOTTA TELL YA, ULQUIORRA? I DON'T EFFIN' LIKE BEING LICKED GODDAMIT!"
