Spiky: Hi guys! This is my narrative. It's gonna start about the green part. PCP won't narrate!
Pikachu Coloured Pichu: Spiky for the zillionth time don't call me that.
Spiky: Don't call me Spiky then! I have a NOTCH ear not SPIKY. Understand PCP.
Pikachu Coloured Pichu: Sorry Spiky.
Spiky: Oh shut up PCP and let me start.
While I was telling PCP about the I opening eyes statue, something weird happened.
A weird green thing appeared. I wanted to get into trouble. I touched it. The floor and wall went blurry.
"What are you?" It asked.
"Spiky the Arceus." I said sarcastically.
"My lord... I did not realise it was YOU." It said.
"LORD?" I echoed angrily.
"Yes my lord." It said.
"I AM A LADY." I yelled.
"L-Lady?" It stammered.
"Yeah. I don't look like a boy. Do I?" I snapped.
"You do." It said softly.
"What's your name?" I asked pretending not here what it said earlier.
"Celebi." It said
"Right Cele-lullaby. Take my to PCP, my bud." I commanded.
"Where is this PCP?" It asked.
"Outside the *%!ing shrine." I growled shocking it a little (literally).
It glared at me and... obeyed.
"PCP" I yelled when the hazy green light dissolved.
"Spiky." PCP yelled back hugging me.
"What is this?" he whispered in my ear.
"Cele-lullaby." I whispered back.
"Hi Cele-lullaby I'm Pikachu-coloured Pichu." PCP said politely.
"Pichu?!" It repeated glaring at me as I mareepishly rubbed my tufts ear.
Whoops Glameow's outta the bag.
Spiky: Sorry about delay I had exams.
PCP: That's OK.
Spiky: Not you! Audience.
