Spiky: Sorry readers I'm a bit (FINE A LOT) lazy.
PCP: *sulkily* then you scold me.
Spiky: Oh shut up and bring the disclaimers.
PCP: Pfffft. Spiky doesn't own Pokémon.
Spiky: Neither does Mr. LongName
PCP opened his mouth and began asking a lot of random unimportant questions to which Cele-lullaby answered back quickly. I yawned lazily and fooled with a stone.
"Hey I have a question." I interrupted
Cele-lullaby looked at me.
"Why are you fat?" I asked solemnly.
PCP glared at me and turned to Cele-lullaby and began continuing asking his random questions.
I walked off and began shocking bushes.
"WATCH IT" a Rattata yelled at me.
"Sorry" I apologised.
I returned to Cele-lullaby.
"I have a serious question!" I interrupted again.
Cele-lullaby glared at me.
"Are you an idiot?" I asked.
PCP sighed. And continued his pointless questions.
"Cele-lullaby's weird is she doesn't know a Pichu when she sees one." I thought. "I mean c'mon I've lived in this forest for a billion years. And I've never seen it. My trainer used to bring me here with PCP and his Typhlosion and Lugia. But... he had to go... he trusted me a lot... and since his... I never... laughed like I used too... they say every human is bad... But they never met someone like him..."
PCP sneezed and said "excuse me.. Your home is so dusty."
"WAIT A SEC..." I thought. "Has Cele-lullaby even left her shrine? Or his whatever! and if not WHY?"
"I have a really serious question" I interrupted for the third time.
This time they both ignored me. I scowled and shocked PCP lightly to tell him I wasn't joking. PCP gave an indignant yelp and yelled at me. I scowled again. I got so cross I used Iron Tail on Cele's head.
"OW!" It yelled.
"ANSWER MY QUESTION." I yelled back.
"What is it?"
"Have you ever left your shrine? If no why not?" I snapped
"I don't know... I woke up a few days ago with no memory apart from my name and time powers and types." It replied.
"What's your type?" I asked.
"Grass and Psychic" it replied
Spiky: *snores*
PCP: WAKE UP SPIKY-EARED PICHU.
Spiky: *rolls over* 5 more minutes mummy.
