The sergeant came bounding into the living room, unaware of the new found love between the two Keronians sat on the couch, and ran up to the pair, a slightly confused look on his face. "Oh, Dororo-heichou! When did you get here?"
Giroro felt like punching the green bastard right in the face and very nearly did so, if it wasn't for Dororo's soft hand resting on his arm, making him stop and blush a little. He looked over at the ninja and watched as he slowly shook his head, showing that the last thing he wanted to see was violence, and the corporal, thinking he understood what the lance corporal's thoughts were, nodded and tried to restrain himself. The ninja then turned to the sergeant, trying to ignore the fact that he was forgotten yet again. "What is it, Keroro-kun?"
The green Keronian stared at the two during their silent conversation, his face showing more confusion than before, but stopped when the light blue Keronian spoke, now only looking at him. "Oh, well I went into the base with Tamama-kun to find some interesting books to read together," the sergeant began, and Dororo swore that he saw a hint of red colour his green cheeks. "Well, we bumped into Kururu-sochou and he said that he wanted you to go down to his lab..."
Silence.
After a few seconds, Giroro turned to Dororo, guessing that the yellow Keronian needed him for yet another of his experiments. "I'll be back in a minute, hopefully the little bastard won't take too long with whatever it is he's doing." The red Keronian stood up, but before he could start making his way down to the lab he was stopped by Keroro, who put his hand on the corporal's shoulder and made him sit back down on the couch.
"No, no, he didn't mean you, Giroro-kun. He said that he wanted Dororo-kun, de arimasu."
Giroro instantly froze. So many questions running through his mind at that moment. Why did Kururu want to see Dororo? He watched as Keroro left the room, leaving the two alone once more. Dororo then turned to him, a hint of confusion in his light blue eyes. "I guess...I had better go then."
"Just...be careful. Get out if it gets too much for you. You know how much of a prick Kururu can be."
The ninja smiled softly at his words, then nodded and stood up. He was about to leave the room when he thought of something, and he walked back over to the corporal, laying his hand on his cheek. Using his other hand to pull his mask down, he slowly leaned forward and pressed his lips onto Giroro's. For a few seconds, the red Keronian sat in shock, not expecting this at all, but eventually, he began to kiss the lance corporal back, blushing light red, just as the ninja was.
A minute later, Dororo broke the kiss, needing air and not wanting to keep Kururu waiting, knowing that it was not a good idea to make him angry. So, the two parted, the ninja heading to the base and the sgt major's lab and the corporal heading outside to his tent, both of them still blushing lightly.
Meanwhile, the yellow Keronian was still in his lab, sat on his chair once again with one of his legs crossed over the other, staring blankly up at the screens in front of him. He had forced himself to stop looking at the security camera's feed when the two Keronians had started kissing and was now working hard to stop himself from flipping out again, knowing that the ninja would arrive any minute and that he could not let him know that he had been spying on them. Not yet, anyway. His thoughts were interrupted by the lance corporal himself, who had just walked through the doors of his lab. Little did he know what he had just walked into. Kururu quickly pressed a button on his keyboard and the door clanked shut behind the surprised ninja, making a loud clicking noise as the lock-down procedure commenced. He then hopped out of his chair, pressing another button as he did so, making a table rise out of the floor in the middle of the room, four straps attached to it, two on each side. Dororo watched as this happened, now beginning to panic, and looked first at the table, then at the sgt major, whose face was overshadowed, his hand up to his mouth. The sight seemed to make the lance corporal stick to the spot, like he was a statue. He wanted to run. Everything about this situation told him to leave, but he just couldn't make himself move. As the yellow Keronain slowly walked closer, his mouth upturned in his classic smile, the panic in the ninja increased. Every step the sgt major took seemed to make Dororo more and more anxious, until he was standing right in front of him. Quick as a flash, he grabbed the light blue Keronian's hands and held them behind his back, he then began pulling him towards the table. The lance corporal struggled, but it was useless, the communications officer had his hands right where he wanted and needed them, meaning that there was no escape. As the ninja was pinned onto the table, he tried to pull his hands free from Kururu's grip, but failed yet again, watching as his hands were strapped to the table, followed by his feet. "Kururu-dono, what are you doing?!" he shouted, his voice, which had somehow been lost over the past few minutes, finally returning.
"Simply evening out the score. Kuku~" was the yellow Keronian's cold reply. Just the tone of his voice sent dread through the ninja.
"W-why? What have I done?!" cried the lance corporal, who was not confused as well as anxious. What had he done to make the sgt major so mad? Or was it something that somebody else had done, and Kururu was trying to pay them back by hurting him?
"I'll tell you what you've done..." the yellow Keronian began, walking over to Dororo and whispering into his ear. "You stole him from me. That's what you did."
Both the menacing tone of his voice and the lack of laughter in his sentence made the light blue Keronian shut up, though he was now very confused. Did Kururu mean...Giroro? Did he mean that he had stolen him from the yellow creep? ...What?
The communications officer left the ninja to his thoughts and pressed a button on the side of the table, making a control panel rise up out of the floor. He pressed a few of the keys on the keypad and looked up at the ceiling, watching and smirking as his newest invention lowered itself down.
Meanwhile, Dororo, who had given up on what he made of the situation when he saw the contraption Kururu was making descend from the ceiling of his lab, was staring up at the sgt major's latest invention with a sense of pure dread. He watched hopelessly as Kururu pressed a large red button and a laser beam shot out of the end of the canon-like invention as it slowly moved closer to him, threatening to burn his face off. He listened as the sgt major's evil cackle began and struggled to get away as the machinery moved closer...closer...and then hit him, sending pain rushing through his body like a wild fire, immobilizing him and sending him flying into the pitch black world of unconsciousness.
