Aloha! Sorry that I haven't updated. I've been on a writer's block lately and I've been playing WAY to much Team Fortress 2. With that being said, here's a new chapter that has a blend of WTF to it. AND, before you read. This is just a small experiment. Nothing permanent.
Chapter six: The Fat Man with a Gender Gun Pt1
"Ohohohoho!" Eggman laughed manically, "There goes that hedgehog and all his annoying friends!
Eggman's flagship began to leave the stadium in shambles; he was impressed by his own work. Especially when he saw the tunnel Tails go through get destroyed in his own carnage. As he began to leave, G.U.N. jets and helicopters began to fly towards his ship.
"So, they want to pick a fight with ME?" Eggman demanded, "Very well, they will have their fight!"
Eggman hit a few buttons on the main dashboard, making cannons and guns appear on the long strip of the ship.
"Fire!" Eggman commanded.
On his word, the guns lit up wildfire, making the G.U.N. helicopters and jets have problems as they dodged the projectiles to the best of their abilities. One of the helicopters was hit as it plummeted into the stadium. The rest of the helicopters and fighter jets seemed to back off.
"Take that!" Eggman taunted, "That'll teach you to mess with my genius!"
Eggman's flagship began to fly away from the stadium, leaving his victory mark there.
Tails was the first one to wake up from his unconscious state; he tried to find the center of gravity as he stumbled over the rubble and other unconscious people as he made his way over to the mirrors. As he looked into them, he noticed that his appearance his different. He had longer hair, and a more curvy body.
And to top it all off? He had breasts, large ones too. (Let your imagination run on that one.)
'oh crap,' Tails thought, 'I got turned into a freaking chick!'
Tails backed away from the mirror after 'she' realized what happened. Eggman created a weapon that was supposed to kill them, but it only seemed to turn him, out of all people, into the opposite gender. Rouge was the next one to wake up as she tried to figure out where she was.
And then, she saw Tails.
"What happened to you?" Rouge asked, obviously confused.
"I decided to have transgender surgery." Tails sarcastically answered.
Tails covered her mouth with her hands when she heard her voice; it was high pitched and feminine sounding. She blushed, mostly out of confusion. Out of all people, why did it have to be her that got the bad end of the stick?
"Why did this have to have to happen to me?" Tails asked, complaining.
"It's not that bad," Rouge assured, "It could've been worse."
"What could be worse than this?" Tails questioned.
"How about death?" Rouge suggested.
"True," Tails admitted, "There's always that."
"So calm your tits," Rouge replied.
"What do you mean by 'calm my tits?'" Tails asked.
'It's a female expression," Rouge answered, "can we go? I don't want to be here in this place when it falls."
Tails nodded in agreement as she grabbed her board went above ground. The tunnel was partially blocked, but was easily climbed over as they stepped outside. The cold air was felt good to feel against their fur and skin. They both spotted the wreckage of the downed helicopter and its pilot laying outside, holding his sides.
"What happened?" Rouge asked, walking over to him.
"I got clipped," the pilot answered, "my back rotor was hit and I fell, luckily I landed in the stadium."
"Will the chopper run?" Tails asked.
"Nada," the pilot answered, "When did you go transgender?"
"Long story," Rouge admitted.
"More like fifty minute story," Tails commented, "is the device still good?"
"It is," the pilot answered.
"Wait, what device?" Rouge asked.
"Remember that Anti-Gravity Device I was working on?" Tails asked.
"Of course I do," Rouge answered, "What about it?"
"Well…" Tails began.
Tails began to tell the story of how he became a G.U.N. engineer, how he was given access to the compounds facilities, and how he managed to get the card. It was confusing at first, but after a few seconds it clicked for her, thus, making it easier on her.
"And all of this happens in two months?" Rouge asked.
"Every single thing," Tails answered, "I keep the Anti-Gravity Device in Jake's helicopter."
"For a few reasons," the pilot named Jake commented.
"Can you get a call out?" Rouge asked.
"I can try," Jake answered.
Jake scrambled to the pilot seat, leaving Tails and Rouge by themselves.
"What if it's permanent?" Rouge asked.
"No idea," Tails admitted, "but we just have to keep hope alive."
"Will we be able to change you back?" Rouge asked/.
"It's possible," Tails answered, "We'll just have to figure out what caused it."
"Good news," Jake interjected, "we have a chopper coming our way."
As the last word slipped, a helicopter landed in the stadium. Tails grabbed a case from the Anti-Gravity Device and climbed onto the chopper along with Rouge and Jake.
"Take us to that flagship," Rouge ordered.
"Are you crazy?" the pilot asked, "he'll just blow us out of the sky!"
"Do you want to be castrated?" Tails asked in a threatening tone.
With that being said, the pilot quickly changed his mind as he took off and took to the skies. Tails sat down as he opened up the case and strapped the Anti-Gravity Device onto her wrist. She approached the chopper door as she strapped her board on and jumped out, Using the draft from the chopper to keep her accelerated in the air.
"You sure this will work?" Jake asked.
"Never know until you try," Tails answered, shouting over the wind.
As the chopper began to approach the flagship, rockets begin to fly. Tails used the speed to dash forward and activated the Anti-Gravity Device, effectively throwing the rockets off course and eventually falling out of the sky. Tails did this again when another volley of rockets, only to get the same outcome as before. As the chopper began to approach the flagship, Eggman's voice came out through some hidden speakers.
"You think you're so clever?" Eggman asked, "Very well, so… GET A LOAD OF THIS!"
A blue ball shot out from the flagship, it smacked the front of the chopper as it went through the chopper and through the other side.
"I can't hold her!" the pilot warned, "we'll have to set her down!"
As the final word slipped, the blue ball came back as it landed, making a familiar ticking sound.
"It's that…?" Jake asked, "It's an EMP!"
As Jake said the final word, a blue electrical impulse went out as the chopper crashed into the flagship.
"You asshole!" Tails shouted.
"Oh stop complaining," Eggman replied, "Now, it's just me and you."
The front of the ship began to open as a large robot appeared on the front.
"Now, let's fight," Eggman declared, "If you win, you get changed back."
"And if I lose?" Tails asked.
"You die," Eggman answered.
With that being said, Eggman's robot began to send out rockets from the pods on its back.
And here's where I literally draw the line! I don't ask much, but I would like it if you could PLEASE leave a review about this chapter! I went out of my comfort zone in making Tails into a girl. Also when you're reviewing, I have decided to do a Chapter Question for every chapter I do. So the question is:
From all the Sonic games you've played, which one is your favorite? Mine is Sonic Generations.
Adios!
