Aloha! There's nothing new, though I will say HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN! Here's a treat for when you're tricking.
Chapter seven: The Fat Man with a Gender Gun Pt2
Rockets were flying as Tails tried to dodge them and even using the Anti-Gravity Device to slow the rockets down. But it simply wasn't enough, they kept coming from seemingly nowhere, what's even more is that there seemed to be an endless supply of rockets coming out of Eggman's robot. As she moved in to close, she was smacked back, hitting the ground hard.
"Ow!" Tails complained, "Who punches a girl in the breast?"
"You managed to stop my plan back at the jungle," Eggman reminded, blaring over some speakers, "but now, you WILL NOT stop me this time!"
"What is your plan?" Tails questioned, "The only thing I've seen is you attempting to build a dead empire!"
"Silence!" Eggman roared, "When I make my dream, I will make you my personal servant!"
"Yeah? Go fuck yourself!" Tails shouted, "I will never be a servant, and I sure as hell won't be yours, fatty!"
As if Tails hit an emotional button, the robot raised its metallic fist, only to be slammed down. She thought she would embrace a quick death, but she only found relief as she saw a familiar black hedgehog holding the metallic limb.
"Shadow?" Tails asked, "How did you get here?"
Shadow only had to hold up a Chaos Emerald to get his point across.
"You find a way to change yourself back," Shadow commanded, holding the limb up, "I'll deal with Eggman personally."
Tails nodded as she got to her feet, grabbed the remains of her board and dashed for the door to the Engineering Deck. She managed to get in just before the other metallic arm smashed down, leaving a hole in the deck.
"You can plot world domination," Shadow began, "you can frame Faker, you can lie about who I was back when the Black Arms invaded. But, I will NOT let you turn my friends into women!"
Shadow threw the arm off, reached towards his wrists and clicked the golden bands off.
"Now, time to die!" Shadow threatened.
Jake woke up in the wreckage first and climbed out to see Shadow and a large robot fighting. Rouge woke up next and clutched her head in somewhat throbbing pain.
"Well, at least we're not getting shot at," Jake noted.
"I'd rather be shot at than have a migraine," Rouge replied, complaining.
Jake climbed to the front to see the pilot was dead from the crash.
"We need to find a way to shut the defenses down," Rouge said.
"No kidding," Jake agreed, "how about that hole in the deck?"
Rouge nodded as they both sprinted for the hole, barely missing the rockets and Shadow's Chaos Spears. They both jumped in just in time before Eggman launched rockets on them.
Tails traveled through the Engineering Deck, peeking into the rooms to see if there was any schematic of the white beam that turned her into a woman. She trudged forward until she saw a door called "Weapon Control Room." Tails walked in as she saw a familiar sight:
The DNA Modifier.
'Didn't I blow this thing up?' Tails thought.
Tails threw the question away as she approached the old machine, inspecting every inch of it. It had a fresh coat of paint on it, bright red with the Eggman logo in the middle of it. Tails pried the doors open to see a bunch of wires connected to an energy sphere. She disconnected the wires and carefully took it out and juggled it in her hands.
'That seemed easy,' Tails thought.
"Warning!" the ship AI blared, "weapon energy source removed, now activating lockdown program."
The doors to the room began to lock up as Tails was stranded inside the room. Red lights began to flash, along with an annoying siren that began to give her a headache. Tails looked underneath The DNA Modifier to see the weapon that fed it power, it was connected to clamps that kept it in the ship.
'Time to go to work,' Tails thought.
Rouge and Jake wandered through the corridors of the Main Deck of the ship, looking for the main control room. They both peeked in various rooms to see if it was the control room. As they continued down the corridor, they approached a door called "Master Control Room."
"How convenient," Rouge commented.
Jake let out a small chuckle as he opened the door to the room to reveal computer monitors that controlled Eggman's weapons.
"Well then, let's get smashing," Jake said, cocking his pistol.
Rouge nodded in agreement as she grabbed a convenient fire axe and started swinging. Jake put caps in the monitors as they began to shut down the systems.
Tails made his way down to the energy beam and slapped the board pieces into the clamps, breaking them off as the weapon fell out of the sky, along with parts of the catwalks. She walked over to The DNA Modifier and stepped in, strapping herself as she fell out of the ship and made a fast plummet to the ground.
'Okay, this was a REALLY bad idea!' Tails thought, becoming sick to her stomach.
Tails began to spin out of control as she went down to the ground faster, and faster, and faster. It was a rollercoaster gone horribly wrong. She flipped around in the air, getting nauseated pretty quickly in the process.
G.U.N HQ was in a hive of activity as Commander Tower walked around to the stations, checking to see if they were at peak proficiency. As he walked around, a random private walked up to him, giving him a salute.
"Sir!" the solder began, "we just received reports that Eggman's weapon fell out of the sky!"
"It fell?" Tower questioned, "is that even possible, to have your own weapon fall from your ship?"
"There's more," the soldier continued, "we also received reports that the ships defenses were shut down, allowing our air force to attack."
Tower nodded as he walked to the front of the Control Room, taking a full look at the satellite imaging that had Eggman's ship. It was certainly a weird time of the year for him to attack, usually he never attacks when it's so close to Christmas, let alone New Year's Eve.
"The men are ready when you are," the soldier reminded.
"Very well," Tower decided, "send in the air force, I want that ship destroyed and Eggman dead with it!"
A large "OORAH!" sound was heard through the room, even though Tower never tried to be inspirational, he surly played the part well. As he walked back to his chair and sat down, a smile grew on his face, one that was more out of plain happiness than anything else.
Rouge and Jake ran up to the deck to see that Shadow has finished of the robot in the most gruesome way possible.
"So, how do we get off?" Jake asked.
As he said that, the fighter jets came in as they launched rockets at the ship. Shadow grabbed both Rouge's and Jake's hand as he Chaos Controlled their way out. Reappearing by The DNA Modifier, and the Female Tails who was puking very badly.
"There's a way of getting rid of your lunch," Jake commented.
Tails held up her middle finger as she walked over and looked up to see the ship exploding. Somehow, it was a very beautiful sight to see, and none of them knew why, but it was. Maybe it was marking the end of Eggman's crazy plot for good? Or was it something else? They merely threw these questions away as they continued to look up.
What's even more, Tails could finally think about the future without doubts.
Here you go guys, the chapter that I oh so promised! I originally planned this to come out before Halloween, but since I have a hectic schedule, not that much time to write and bad organizing skills, I can't get much done. Now here's the Chatper question of the day, two actually.
Question 1: There's lots of LP'ers on Youtube, such as theRadBrad, Pewdiepie, Shibby2142 and one of my personal favorites: Clementj642. What is your favorite LP'er?
Question 2: I usually don't question my work, and how I do it. But I decided to give you, as a reader, a small voice. So, here's my question: What do you want to see more of from me in the future? Like romance, adventure, etc. (not horror, because I suck at it)
Those are my questions, please leave your answer, a nice review and have a nice day!
Slender Man: Or I kill you.
Me: OH SHI-!
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