Chapter 5


Life is the dash between the birth date and the passed away date.


In place of the author I greatly apologize to the dear readers who wanted this to be updated ASAP, because 'A Sinful Inner Desire' is her main priority right now. For some reasons the Romantica couple are prohibited to read it.

"Why?" asked Akihiko and Misaki at the same time, suspiciously.

Because no, just... NO.

...

And so, after getting fainted from the last chapter Misaki had woken up and found himself had been sleeping for 80 years and now he had turned into some old white-haired wrinkly grandpa and –

"Urrgghh! What the hell, Narrator!?" Misaki immediately opened his eyes. Rest assured, the sentences above are fake and didn't happen at all.

Finally our cute little Princess Misaki slash the Sleeping Beauty slash the Snow White slash the dude-in-distress had woken up. If I didn't say those words it probably would take forever for him to sleep, even Prince Charming Akihiko couldn't wake him up by placing the "True Love Kiss" to his lips several times. Where's the logic beyond that point anyway?

"You're so weird..." muttered Misaki under his breath, still lying down.

"You're finally awakened." Akihiko looked down to face Misaki, his cool and large hand that originally looks very creepy and nightmare-ish in the beginning chapters of Junjou Romantica due to bad art that looks like Alaskan cow crab gently caressed the brunette's soft as marshmallow cheek.

As for Misaki, he just realized where his head was lying... on Akihiko's lap.

"GYAAAAH!" Misaki quickly raised himself up and moved away from Akihiko due to embarrassment.

"You're so weak. Getting drowned and fainted again afterwards." said Akihiko sarcastically.

"Shut up! Whose fault you think that was!?"

The seven dwarves... Err I mean four dwarves were puzzled, they still didn't know what happened between these two that Misaki ended up drowning.

"Who are you calling as 'dwarves'...?" asked Hiroki while his red eyes glaring furiously. If you all familiar with TvTropes then you all might known about the "Red Eyes, Take Warning" trope.

Misaki began to scan the environment around him. "Where are we now?" He saw that they all were in a forest; three tents had been readily set and a big fireplace was brightly burning in front of him.

"We're camping right now?"

"To think that we were so busy with all these stuffs and you just lying there and snoring." Akihiko replied, crossing his arms.

"I swear I will never allow you to kiss me again, you BAKA USAGI!" Misaki felt how stupid he was for letting himself carried away from the underwater kiss before.

"Whatever. My legs getting cramped and I'm so tired of looking after you so I'm going to sleep now." Akihiko left the others and entered inside one of the tents.

"Well good night Misaki-kun," said Nowaki as he also left with Hiroki into one of the tents and so are the Terrorist couple.

"Umm... Is everyone going to leave me being alone here?" said Misaki sadly to everyone.

Yawn~ I think I should get some sleep too... So tired dealing with those three couples all day long and lending some help for the camp out of my will.

"Hey, don't leave me alone dammit!"

(A/N: OMG... I just realized that when I was writing this chapter it was 3AM already... I should go to bed now to get my precious and beautiful sleep...)

"Even the author too!? Urrggh!"

So Misaki had no other choice but entered into the tent reserved for the Romantica couple where Akihiko sleeps in.

"Grr, this is all your fault you Baka Usagi! I will definitely seduce you right now...Then you will never look down at me ever again!" thought Misaki as he was unbuttoning Akihiko's shirt who was apparently sleeping like a log in order to become the dominant one for this night.

Warning: Please don't try this at home. Or even anywhere especially if you are a total idiot like Misaki in your pathetic attempts to become the seme.

"Shut up, Narrator!" shrieked Misaki while trying to keep his voice down to prevent Akihiko and the other couples from waking up.

"You cannot seduce me... I'm the one who seduce you."

Suddenly Akihiko opened his eyes and pushed Misaki on the ground, switching their positions.

"What!? You're pretending to be asleep, aren't you!?"

"You're so cute, I cannot hold it anymore." Akihiko began to slid his hands under Misaki's clothes, at the upper and the lower body respectively.

"Wait a minute, Usagi-san! You cannot fuck me now!"

"Why?"

"Because this story is rated T!"

"Who gives a damn if it doesn't get a proper rating? I don't."

"NOOOOO! Niichan, please save me..."

To be updated! :D