Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers, except for Berserk. I don't own Scooby-Doo either.

A deca-cycle has passed, and Megatron was able to fix the Space Bridge under Shockwave's directions. He turned it on, and the Space Bridge came to life. Holding Shockwave's arm, Megatron guided his most loyal scientist through the Space Bridge.

On the Nemesis, Starscream was happy that he'd been in charge of the Decepticons for nearly two years, and without Megatron or that traitor Soundwave. He was sitting on Megatron's throne when a portal opened up to his left. Starscream looked at it in confusion, then snarled "Ok, whose idea was it to have a Space Bridge open up here?" "That would be my idea" growled Megaton as he led the blind Shockwave onto the Nemesis. Starscream trembled, then said "L-lord M-megatron, I didn't expect you back at all! I thought that you were dead!" "I was, but it's a long story" said Megatron.

Starscream trembled, then said "S-so…I…er, um…uh, I've been keeping your throne warm for you" as he got off of Megatron's throne. Megatron continued to stare at Starscream, and then said "That's very nice of you, but right now, I need you to get Knockout here instead of making excuses for 'maintaining order of the Decepticons' while I was gone." Starscream then commed Knockout to the throne room, then stared at Shockwave. The blind mech was heavily damaged, and his optic was burned away. He then looked at Megatron, and he noticed something around his neck. "Uh, Lord Megatron, what is that around your neck?" asked Starscream as he pointed to the collar on Megatron. Megatron reached up with a servo, and his optics widened as he realized that he'd left on his Scooby-Doo collar. "Uh, that's none of your business" said Megatron quickly. "What is?" asked Shockwave. "Nothing" said Megatron quickly. Starscream suddenly had a ton of questions to ask Megatron.

"Ok, so what was it that you summoned me for?" snarled Knockout before he saw Megatron and Shockwave in the throne room. "Lord Megatron, you're back!" said Knockout in shock. "Did you expect me to die so easily?" said Megatron. It was then that Knockout noticed the collar around Megatron's neck, and said "So, since when did you start wearing bling? It looks good on you." "Uh, well, it's been a very long trip, and I've been to some very weird places…you actually think that it looks good on me?" asked Megatron. "Yeah, it does. It gives you style, and makes you look really cool for the femmes" said Knockout.

"Excuse me, but can we please get back to my optic? It's been stinging me ever since Arcee had blasted it to pieces" said an aggravated Shockwave. "Anyway, the reason that I'd wanted you here Knockout is so that you could repair Shockwave and give him a new optic" said Megatron. "Of course, Lord Megatron" said Knockout as he got a hold of Shockwave's arm and led him to the med bay. Megatron then looked at Starscream and said "Starscream, will you fill me in on what had happened since the beginning?"

"Well, at first, there was a lot of gas and dead star particles floating in space and pieces of molten rock clustered, creating Earth. After it cooled, the dinosaurs came, but they ate too much and they all starved to death when a gigantic asteroid hit the Earth…" began Starscream before Megatron cut him off and snarled "Not that far back! I mean everything since I died!"

"Oh" said Starscream, and then he said "Well, since you died, Unicron was defeated by Soundwave…" but he was cut off from Megatron as he shouted "WHAT!" "I said that Soundwave defeated Unicron" said Starscream. "How is that even possible?" asked Megatron. "I don't know, but he got upgraded to some sort of god-like power that enabled him to defeat Unicron. He later disappeared with his sparkmate Berserk" said Starscream. Megatron found all of this hard to swallow, then said "How, how could the two of them disappear? Transformers like that don't just disappear." "Well, rumor has it that they've disappeared to a parallel universe, but alas, we have no proof of where they actually went. We only know that they've disappeared" said Starscream. Megatron was silent for a moment, and then said "So, what else has happened since I died?"

"After both Soundwave and Berserk disappeared, we managed to recruit Dreadwing, while the Autobots got back Smokescreen. MECH has managed to capture Breakdown, and his spark has gone offline, but then came online a few months later, but a little bit…different, if you will. We also found a huge colony of Insecticons, but Airachnid has run off with them, and is currently controlling them. We tested the usage of Dark Energon on the Nemesis, but that backfired when the Nemesis became self-aware, and it was that human Jack that stopped the ship from taking over the world. We also have news that Arcee is with spark, and that the humans Miko and Jack are currently mates. Also, we have discovered several Iacon relics on this planet, but so far, the Autobots have one, and we have one" said Starscream. Megatron stopped in his tracks at the news that he heard. He looked at Starscream and said "Acree's pregnant?"

Starscream looked at Megatron in shock. Out of all the questions that he could have asked, he picked the one about the blue Autobot femme. "Yes, my lord. She is currently carrying Optimus' sparkling" said Starscream. Megatron thought for a moment, then said "And, you said that two Iacon relics were discovered?" "Yes, Lord Megatron. The Autobots have the Phase Shifter, and we have the Forge of Solus Prime. We have been unable to decipher the other coordinates since we don't have that traitor Soundwave" said Starscream. Megatron thought again for a moment, and then smiled evilly as he said "I just had an idea on how to get back at Prime for all what he did to us over the meta-cycles."

Author's Note: I couldn't resist that line from Airplane: The Sequel with Johnny explaining everything since the dawn of time. Megatron will be wearing Scooby-Doo's collar for the rest of the series (he has taken Knockout's advice on it being his 'bling.') I will be posting a sequel to this story, and during it, I will be holding a contest for the name of Optimus's and Arcee's sparkling. I will be giving details on how he looks like from the womb, and I will select the best name for him (and, I will give credit to the one that named him.)