Ishida: "Hello Folks! Welcome to the hit talk show 'Do you know Bleach?' with me, your host, Uryuu Ishida!"

Ishida: "Today, we are going to be interviewing the Gotei 13 about their lives!"

Ishida: "First off, we will be speaking to the leader of the Gotei 13 Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto, or better known as Old Man Yama to the rest of us."

*Yamamoto makes his way to the chair

Ishida: "So, tell me old man, how would you describe being the head of the Gotei 13?"

Yamamoto: "Like rocks in a valley, you must be patient."

Ishida: "What the...would you please repeat yourself?"

Yamamoto: "You must be the question, not answer it, padawan."

Ishida (frustrated): "Ok, look, if you're going to be on the show you need to stop with the philosophy crap and answer my questions, got it?"

Yamamoto: "That is not the answer you seek, four-eyes."

Ishida: "WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY!"

Yamamoto: "It is not what I said, but what you said, quincy fool."

Ishida: "Who the hell do you think you are? Yoda? Get the fu-

Yamamoto: "Watch your speech and all will become clear."

Ishida: "Security! Get this mother-"

Yamamoto: "Like grass in fire, they are dead."

Ishida: "What the-"

*Ishida looks at the security doors and sees two dead bodies.

Ishida: "How..When... Someone help me!"

Yamamoto: "Cars should not drive on railroad tracks"

Ishida: "What the f*** are you talking about?! And how did you kill-"

Yamamoto: "Rabbits will always prevail"

Ishida: "SHUT UP! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR WHACK-A** 'QUOTES' SO GET OFF MY SHOW!"

Yamamoto: "You own no show, for it is mine now."

Ishida: "Huh-"

*Ishida looks at the front of his desk and looks with shock at the letters Yamamoto's Screw Around Time

Ishida: "What the..."

*He suddenly faints and falls to the ground.

Ishida wakes up three minutes later and finds himself looking straight into the eyes of a security guard.

Security Guard: "Sir, you fainted-"

Ishida: NO, I don't want a damn explanation. Let's just get on with the show.