Ishida: "Hello Folks! Welcome to the hit talk show 'Do you know Bleach?' with me, your host, Uryuu Ishida!"
Ishida: "Today, we are going to be interviewing the Gotei 13 about their lives!"
Ishida: "First off, we will be speaking to the leader of the Gotei 13 Genryusai Shigekuni Yamamoto, or better known as Old Man Yama to the rest of us."
*Yamamoto makes his way to the chair
Ishida: "So, tell me old man, how would you describe being the head of the Gotei 13?"
Yamamoto: "Like rocks in a valley, you must be patient."
Ishida: "What the...would you please repeat yourself?"
Yamamoto: "You must be the question, not answer it, padawan."
Ishida (frustrated): "Ok, look, if you're going to be on the show you need to stop with the philosophy crap and answer my questions, got it?"
Yamamoto: "That is not the answer you seek, four-eyes."
Ishida: "WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. SAY!"
Yamamoto: "It is not what I said, but what you said, quincy fool."
Ishida: "Who the hell do you think you are? Yoda? Get the fu-
Yamamoto: "Watch your speech and all will become clear."
Ishida: "Security! Get this mother-"
Yamamoto: "Like grass in fire, they are dead."
Ishida: "What the-"
*Ishida looks at the security doors and sees two dead bodies.
Ishida: "How..When... Someone help me!"
Yamamoto: "Cars should not drive on railroad tracks"
Ishida: "What the f*** are you talking about?! And how did you kill-"
Yamamoto: "Rabbits will always prevail"
Ishida: "SHUT UP! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR WHACK-A** 'QUOTES' SO GET OFF MY SHOW!"
Yamamoto: "You own no show, for it is mine now."
Ishida: "Huh-"
*Ishida looks at the front of his desk and looks with shock at the letters Yamamoto's Screw Around Time
Ishida: "What the..."
*He suddenly faints and falls to the ground.
Ishida wakes up three minutes later and finds himself looking straight into the eyes of a security guard.
Security Guard: "Sir, you fainted-"
Ishida: NO, I don't want a damn explanation. Let's just get on with the show.
