Ishida: "Welcome back ladies and gentlemen!"
Ishida: "We will now be interviewing the wonder, Ichimaru Gin!"
*Ishida gayly walks onto stage, tripping and falling several times.
Ishida: "Gin, are you ok?"
Gin: "Helllloooo! I'm fine honey!"
Ishida: "Umm...Ok then, let's begin. And you might want to open your eyes"
Gin: "So you do find me attractive?!"
Ishida: "What? I didn't...nevermind. Gin, how did you feel about betraying the Gotei 13 and what-"
Gin: "Your legs are really nice, maybe we can, uh, take this to my house and-"
Ishida: "Look Gin, I know you're gay and all, but you need to really stop stroking my arms and legs. like now."
*Ishida looks awkwardly at Gin who is stroking Ishida's body.
Gin: "Oh sorryyyyyyy, I get carried away..."
*Gin removes arms from Ishida
Ishida: "Well it's ok, just-"
Gin: "I like, reallyyyyyy like your hair, can I just have it, you know?"
Ishida: "Uh no, you can't, but I suggest you get the hell off my talkshow you pedo-"
Gin: "You can't catch me silly cutie!"
Ishida: "Um, we kind just did."
*Gin looks down at hands which are handcuffed."
Gin: "Looks like you got me! But I'll be back Ishie!"
Ishida: "Ishie? What the-"
Gin: "And when I come back, I'll slit your throat and drink your blood, my love."
Ishida: "I don't-"
Gin: "ME NO HOMO!"
Gin: "I HAVE YOUR BODY ISHIDA!"
*Security guards escort him outside.
Ishida: "Well I think it's safe to say that he was on drugs..."
Ishida: "Anyway, we'll be back with Tousen when we return!"
