Ishida: "Welcome back ladies and gentlemen!"

Ishida: "We will now be interviewing the wonder, Ichimaru Gin!"

*Ishida gayly walks onto stage, tripping and falling several times.

Ishida: "Gin, are you ok?"

Gin: "Helllloooo! I'm fine honey!"

Ishida: "Umm...Ok then, let's begin. And you might want to open your eyes"

Gin: "So you do find me attractive?!"

Ishida: "What? I didn't...nevermind. Gin, how did you feel about betraying the Gotei 13 and what-"

Gin: "Your legs are really nice, maybe we can, uh, take this to my house and-"

Ishida: "Look Gin, I know you're gay and all, but you need to really stop stroking my arms and legs. like now."

*Ishida looks awkwardly at Gin who is stroking Ishida's body.

Gin: "Oh sorryyyyyyy, I get carried away..."

*Gin removes arms from Ishida

Ishida: "Well it's ok, just-"

Gin: "I like, reallyyyyyy like your hair, can I just have it, you know?"

Ishida: "Uh no, you can't, but I suggest you get the hell off my talkshow you pedo-"

Gin: "You can't catch me silly cutie!"

Ishida: "Um, we kind just did."

*Gin looks down at hands which are handcuffed."

Gin: "Looks like you got me! But I'll be back Ishie!"

Ishida: "Ishie? What the-"

Gin: "And when I come back, I'll slit your throat and drink your blood, my love."

Ishida: "I don't-"

Gin: "ME NO HOMO!"

Gin: "I HAVE YOUR BODY ISHIDA!"

*Security guards escort him outside.

Ishida: "Well I think it's safe to say that he was on drugs..."

Ishida: "Anyway, we'll be back with Tousen when we return!"