Brad: Yeah the Brad is here!
Kick: Brad, you guys made it! But why?
Brad: We wouldn't miss your wedding for anything in the world, dillweed!
Kick still hated to be called 'dillweed', but today was a very special day. So instead of getting angry he just nodded and smiled his famous daredevil smile.
Brianna (To Kick): What's up, bro?
Kick (To Brianna): Hey Bri. Oh right, this is my bride Kendall.
Kick pointed at Kendall.
Brad (To Kendall): Hi Miss Kendall! Quite a catch, dillweed!
Kick smiled.
Kendall (To Brad): Hello Brad, nice to meet you again.
She turned to Brianna and waved.
Kendall: Hi Brianna!
Brianna (To Kendall): Hey!
Kick: Right, shall we...?
Kendall: Just a sec, hon.
Kendall turned to her best friend Julie, who was one of Kendall's bridemaids and wore a light-green dress with her golden necklace and her hair was in a low pony-tail.
Julie: Good luck, Kendall. You earned it.
Kendall: You too, Jules. You've better get Gunther while you have the chance.
Julie: I'll try.
Kendall: Sweetheart, how about instead of trying, just do.
Julie: Okay, I'll do it.
Kendall and Julie hugged.
Kendall: Okay, let's do this!
Kick gestured with his head in the direction of the church.
Kendall: Alright, let's get this show on the road!
Kick and Kendall walked arm-in-arm past the big buffét tables. The wedding march started playing as they continued to walk down the aisle, with everyones eyes focused on them. Honey's voice could be heard in the crowd, "Look at our little boy, so handsome" she said. When Kick and Kendall finally made it down to the altar, Kick caught a glimpse of the priest.
Kick: Wade?
Wade gave Kick the old 'thumbs up'. Julie was suprised also that Wade was a priest in this wedding. Kendall winked at her, so Julie was faithful.
Wade: What's up, Danger Dude?
Kick: You're marrying us?
Wade: Don't worry, I've got all the qualifications.
Kick: If you say so.
Wade cleansed his throat and started reading. Kick waited for Wade to screw up the speech, but it didn't happen. In fact, he was extremely confident.
Wade: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Kick and Kendall in holy matrimony. If anyone has anything to say to stop this marriage, then speak now or forever hold your peace.
No one said anything, not even Gordie, Ronaldo or Jackie. Last night, Kendall introduced Ronaldo to her older sister Linnie, and they got along quite well and started dating, which Julie found a bit strange. But when she looked at Jackie with Gunther, Julie wondered if she could go to Gunther. Julie swore she was going to get Gunther to look at her for a minute but was scolded by Jackie. Luckily Jackie didn't know of Gunther's relationship with Julie. The only one who had a problem with the wedding was Gordon Gibble. But as he was about to speak up, his gorillas, the DiPazzi Twins, silenced him.
Wade: Moving on!
Ronaldo: Wait! I must say something!
Kendall: Ronaldo? What is it now?
Ronaldo: I'm so sorry Kendall, but I must tell you that I still love you!
Kendall: Well you're too late! I'm about to marry the love of my life, and here you come telling me that you still love me? It's too much, besides, you have your own girlfriend now!
Ronaldo: But dearest-
Kendall: Face it Ronaldo, We were never meant to be! I only dated you to make Kick jealous. All the time I was with you I was thinking about him!
Ronaldo: Honey butt-
Kendall: Don't "honey butt" me! Goodbye Ronaldo!
Ronaldo gave up and walked out of the church, heartbroken. Julie was shocked that Ronaldo just called Kendall "honey butt".
Kick: Wow Kendall, that was pretty awesome, the way you finally stood up to your boyfriend!
Kendall: What boyfriend?
Kick: Ronaldo!
Kendall: Pfft, we were never together for real! He'll be alright!
Kick: Are you sure?
Kendall: I'm sure!
Kick: So did you really mean what you said? That you only dated him to get back at me?
Kendall: Well...yeah.
Kick: And all this time you were thinking of me, not him, and you never told me?
Kendall: Uhh, yeah?
She closed her eyes and prepared for the worst.
Kick: Whoa I can't believe you. That's...AWESOME!
Kendall was beyond confused.
Kendall: Come again!?
Kick: That's just what I expect from a girl of mine!
Julie: Honey Butt?
Kendall: I know what you're thinking, just ignore that saying! I can't even believe Ronaldo said it like that! Anyway, continue the ceremony, Wade!
Wade: Sure thing! Umm, has anyone got the rings?
Kick: Biscuits, the rings!
He knew he forgot something!
Kendall: You forgot the rings!?
Both girls looked dissapointed at Kick. Then Gunther rushed over to the altar.
Gunther: Here they are!
Gunther handed the big ruby covered rings over to Kick.
Kick: Whew thanks buddy, you saved my buttowski! How could you afford these?
Gunther: I have my ways!
Flashback to where Gunther picked out the perfect wedding rings for Kick and Kendall as a surprise. He asked the woman behind the counter "Hello, could I see THOSE please?". He pointed at the same ruby rings high up on the shelf. As she brought them down for him, he inspected them closely, then he said "I'll take them!". As he walked out of the store he thought "Best 1.000.000 bucks I ever spent!". End of flashback. Gunther winked at Julie, which made her blush while Kick threaded one of the rings on Kendall's ringfinger and the other on his own finger. They looked up smiling at each other.
Wade: Right, let's move on. Do you, Clarence Francis Little "Kick" Buttowski, take Kendall to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health 'till death parts you?
Kick: I do.
Wade: And do you, Kendall "Rose" Perkins, take Kick to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and in health 'till death parts you?
Kendall: I do.
Wade: And now, the groom would like to day a few words.
Kick: I do?
Wade smiled at him and gestured him to go on.
Kick: I mean, I do!
Kick cleansed his throat and made up a speech.
Kick: Kendall, when I first met you I thought you were the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I didn't know back then if you felt the same thing for me, that's why I haven't always been very nice to you when we were together. But now that I know that, I wanna spend the rest of my life trying to make it up to you!
Wade: That's beautiful, dude! Danger Dudette?
Kendall: What? Oh that's me!
She cleansed her throat and made something up.
Kendall: Kick, honestly I didn't like you very much when I first met you. But the more I got to know you, the more I learned to accept your ways of behavior. I remember that time when we danced in gym class or that we got our hands stuck together and we had to work together to get unstuck. Those moments made me realize how much I love you!
Wade: Beautiful, dudette! By the power of God, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
Kendall pressed her lips up against Kick's, and Kick returned it by holding one arm around Kendall's waist and the other arm in the back of her head. After about 10 seconds of sparks and fireworks and whatnot, they finally let go, and everyone applauded the newly-wedded couple. Kick was very surprised that Wade didn't ruin the ceremony. As they pulled away from each other, Kick did hs famous daredevil pose while yelling "AWESOME!". He went over to have a word with the priest.
Kick: Wade, I didn't know you wedded people!
Wade: Well DD, truth is, I don't anymore, but the ordinary priest was sick so he asked me to fill in for him! Apparently I was the only one qualified for the job. Besides, I got to see you and Danger Dudette together at last!
Kick: But you knew the words perfectly!
Wade: Did I ever tell you about that summer job I had as a priest once? It wasn't really my line of work but I made good money!
He smiled and winked at the daredevil who returned it. Then Kick tuned to Gunther.
Kick: Thanks chum, without your lucky charm I wouldn't have made it! I guess you want it back now?
Gunther: Nah, you keep it, you'll need on your new journey together!
Gunther went to Julie.
Gunther: Julie?
Julie: Yeah, Gunther?
Gunther: I have been thinking, I like you a lot! Will you be my girlfriend?
Julie: (overjoyed): Really?!
Gunther nodded and Julie tackled him with joy.
Julie: Yes, yes I will! But what about Jackie?
Gunther: Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
Gunther left the altar when Kendall came to Julie and placed her arm around her friend.
Kendall: So, how does it feel to be with Gunther?
Julie: Awesome!
Kendall: Cool!
Julie: I'm glad to see you and Kick are finally married!
Kendall: Yeah. And you and Gunther will get married.
Julie (dreamy): Yeah.
Kendall hugged Julie.
Kendall: I love you so much, Julie. You're my best friend.
Julie: You're my best friend and I love you too.
Kick: You ready, girls?
Julie: Yeah, we are.
Kick and Kendall walked arm-in-arm with each other with Julie following, who was very happy that Gunther asked her to be his girlfriend.
