Author's Note: I have two things to say. First, there will be a character change in chapter two (Ulquiorra got pushed aside by another guy) You don't have to reread it when I manage to change it, I just wanted to warn so you're not confused in later chapters. Second, expect slower updates since school has started for me.

I don't own Aladdin, or Bleach.

Chapter Three

The Main Character is introduced

"Stop thief!" A blue haired guard called, "I'll have your hands for a trophy!"

Ichigo stopped at the edge of the roof and looked behind him. "Grimmjow sure is peppy this morning." He spoke aloud. "After all, it's only a loaf of bread."

Stuffing the loaf of bread into his T-shirt Ichigo jumped off the building. To break his fall he grabbed a hold of a clothesline strung between two houses, which snapped as soon as his weight hit it.

With an "Umph" Ichigo landed on the ground, clothes fluttering around him. "Did that distract them?" he wondered.

"There he is!"

"You won't get away so easily!" several white-clad guards shouted.

Ichigo shrugged, "Guess not."

Throwing on a disguise, to cover his orange hair, Ichigo rushed over to a pair of his friends.

A guard's call rang out, "You two, over that way, and you, with me. We'll soon find him."

The closer of the two, a short woman, spoke, "I see you've woken up on the wrong side of the law, Ichigo."

Then the muscle man behind her voiced his piece, "You want some help Ichigo?"

"Naw, I got it."

Just then a hand grabbed Ichigo's shoulder and turned him around, forcing him to face an angry guard.

"I've finally caught you." Grimmjow growled.

Ichigo mumbled to himself, "Then again, maybe not." Before smashing his head against Grimmjow's nose, then taking off.

As he was running, something thumped onto his shoulder.

"Geez!" the toy lion shouted, "Can you not get in trouble for one day?"

Ignoring the stuffed animal, Ichigo avoided the swing of a guard's sword. Then took off in a different direction

Gotta keep,

One jump ahead of the breadline

One swing ahead of the sword

I steal only what I can't afford

(That's everything!)

Ichigo had to dodge several more guards before he managed to scramble up a building.

"Man, these guys are everywhere!" Kon complained from his shoulder, "Can't they have at least one pretty lady?"

One jump ahead of the lawmen

That's all, and that's no joke

Taking off his disguise, Ichigo threw it out above the guards then ran along the tops of the buildings.

Insults come flying up after the guards thoroughly neutralized the disguise.

"Riffraff!"

"Street rat!"

"Scoundrel!"

And after a frustrated guard threw his sword in the direction of the roof, "Take that!"

Ichigo peeked up over the building opposite the one he climbed up. "It's just a little snack!" he shouted, which was quickly followed by a volley of projectiles from the guards.

Grimmjow's orders roared over the commotion "Rip him open! But make sure he stays alive, for I will give him the killing blow."

To dodge the weapons, Ichigo swung into the window of the building he was on.

I can take a hint

Gotta face the facts

You're my only partner Kon

The room he landed in was filled with large-breasted beauties.

"Ah! This must be heaven!" Kon launched himself at one of the women but was quickly knocked down.

"Hello handsome." A dark skinned woman came up to Ichigo and started cuddling him.

Pushing her away he grabbed Kon and held him up as a barrier against the woman. "I better be going." Ichigo rushed the words out, taking several steps back and falling out the window.

Oh, it's sad that Ichigo's hit the bottom

He's become a one-man rise in crime

I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got'em

Ichigo managed to land safely, and quickly blended into a large crowd watching a bunch of street performers. He repeated to himself a mantra that his fellow street rats grinded into his head, "Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat."

Soon, his mind wandered off as he wondered why he and only a few of his friends ever felt hungry. It wasn't uncommon for those who were rich to buy food just to show they had money to waste, but those who were poor could never afford such "luxuries."

Just in time, Ichigo come out of his reverie to see the guards slowly surrounding him.

With no where to go he hatched a plan.

Not pausing to think about his decision Ichigo rushed into the group of street performers, causing them to fall and run into the crowd.

Using the chaos, Ichigo slipped by the guards unnoticed.

One jump ahead of the slowpokes

One skip, ahead of my doom

Next time gonna use a nom de plume

A guard who was not standing in the crowd spotted Ichigo as he ran past, and called his fellow officers attention to him.

One jump ahead of the hit man

One hit ahead of the flock

I think I'll take a stroll around the block.

Ichigo only managed to get a little ways away before he was surrounded again, and being forced against a door.

With a BAM the door burst open and out came a man with dreadlocks and a ridiculous outfit.

"I'll protect you boy!" he shouted.

With a tumble the teen ended up next to Grimmjow. Standing up the orange-haired thief put his arm around him.

"Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat. Otherwise we'd get along," Ichigo told him.

"Wrong!" Grimmjow yelled, swinging his fist towards the teen's head, but he was already gone. "After him!" The head guard ordered.

What proceeded next was a race. With Ichigo winning if he managed to escape or Grimmjow winning if he captured the thief.

Things were starting to look desperate for our protagonist. Guards were appearing out of nowhere, blocking his ways of escape and causing him to be trapped on the third floor of a warehouse.

One jump ahead of the hoof beats

One hop ahead of the hump

One trick ahead of disaster

They're quick, but I'm much faster

Spotting a carpet, Ichigo grabbed it and ran towards the window.

"You're not seriously planning on jumping!" Kon shrieked.

Here goes, better throw my hand in

Wish me happy landin'

All I gotta do is jump!

The guards were closing in on Ichigo. There was no way out, except the window.

Making sure Kon was holding on tight, he gripped the carpet in both hands and jumped out the window.

Using the carpet as a parachute he managed to get far away from the guards and land softly.

After waiting for the guards to stop looking for him, Ichigo called out, "All right, it's safe."

Once he said that, two preteen girls come out from behind several garbage cans.

"Sorry it took so long," Ichigo apologized softly, "but I managed to get you some bread."

Reaching into his shirt he pulled out the loaf of bread which, through the power of plot holes, still looked fresh-baked, and gave it to the brown-haired girl to split, while the other girl stood over her sister protectively.

"I still don't see why you have to go around feeding every hungry looking street urchin." Kon complained, "You should be lucky that as a stuffed animal I have no need to… Hey! Are you listening?"

In fact, Ichigo was not listening; he was watching a parade that had started in the street.

The parade was very elegant, with exotic animals; anything that's not a hollow was considered exotic, and many fireworks that lit the ever dark sky.

While he was watching the parade he overheard a snatch of conversation.

"On his way to the palace I suppose."

"Another shinigami suitor for the princess."

On a white horse came the shinigami. He was tall, with stylized tattoos replacing his eyebrows and reached up into his hairline, which was red and stuck out of his ponytail like a flame.

He was quite an impressive sight to the common folk of Hueco Mundo. But in truth the shinigami was in a bad mood. His career as lieutenant had reached its peak, yet here he was trying to marry a girl to get a position he didn't even want. If only her father wasn't a captain he could've refused.

It was in such a state that he responded to two kids running in front of his horse.

"Hey!" Ichigo shouted, catching the sheathed sword that the shinigami was about to bring down, "If I was as high up as you I could earn some manners!"

Frustrated that his attack was blocked by a normal spirit, and that he couldn't fight with him the shinigami pushed him down. "Watch what you say you worthless riff raff, or you'll soon be digging your own grave." He retorted. Promptly the shinigami trotted towards the palace.

"Why you!" Ichigo threatened and charged after him, but by the time he caught up, the shinigami was safely inside palace gates.

"I'm not worthless." The teen spoke to empty air.

"Lighten up Ichigo; you should ignore arrogant people like that." Kon tried to cheer him up, but it didn't work.

With a hanging head, Ichigo headed home.

Riffraff, street rat

I don't buy that

Ichigo lived in a tired looking house. It leaned over and looked like it was waiting to fall over and sleep. He didn't mind though, as long as it kept out the sand, he was happy.

If only they'd look closer

Would they see a poor boy? No sirree

In the attic of the house, there was a broken part of the roof covered with a piece of cloth.

Pulling down the cloth, Ichigo stared at the Palace of Las Noches. "Well Kon, we're home"

"And some home it is." Kon mumbled sarcastically. Jumping down from Ichigo's shoulder he landed on a pile of old blankets that made their bed.

Ichigo sat down on the bed, "Some day," he murmured, "We'll live a life better than this one. Where there's no worrying if you'll get enough food to fill your stomach."

With that he fell asleep, gazing at the dome of Las Noches.

They'd find out, there's so much more to me.


Author Interaction! There are six Bleach characters that appear in this chapter that go unnamed. Can you name them in the order that they appear? Oh, and the guy on the horse doesn't count, because his name will be said in the next chapter.