Love, Minnesota Style
Disclaimer: I own nothing, only the idea of making a That 70s Show plot with Big Time Rush characters.
Thanks to Chey21 and AkireAlev for reviewing!
Kendall and James were sitting at a table at the hub dinner. They were looking around at the different girls there from their school and the all-girl Catholic school.
"Let's see, which chick do I want to kiss?" James said as he looked around at the different girls.
Kendall hit the pretty boy's arm. "No, no, no, no James! I get to pick the girl."
"But you'll pick an ugo!" James whined crossing his arms and furrowing his eyebrows.
"You are calling no ugos." The blonde said rolling his eyes.
"I just thought of something." The taller male admitted. "Your plan is good and all, but what if the girl you choose doesn't wanna kiss me?"
They both started laughing really hard at the thought of a girl saying no to kissing James Diamond. Seriously, who wouldn't say yes?
"Doesn't wanna kiss me!" James said and the two started laughing again.
"And then I told Camille she was grounded and she said no." Richard Roberts told Logan, Joanna and David Mitchell as he sat down at the table in the Mitchell's kitchen table.
"She said no?!" Joanna asked shocked nearly dropping the plate of brownies she was holding.
"Can you do that?" Logan asked his father.
"No!" David said quickly looking at his son.
"I need your help David." Richard told him. "I gotta get Camille away from that guy!"
"Oh, dad, you know what's good?" The smart boy but in smiling cheekily. "Threaten her with the old foot in the ass!" David turned his head slowly to his son and glared at him making Logan's smile disappear.
"You know, that Steve. How could such a bad influence live in such a handsome package?" Joanna questioned as she gave her husband his beer. "Bad people should have a big scar and an eye patch so you could recognize them!"
"The problem is, you know there's a point where your kids just realize you can do nothing to control them." Richard said sighing at the end of his sentence.
Logan's eyes widened and looked at his father. "There is?"
"No! Now stop listening!" David told him. "Richard, I just don't wanna get involved. I've got enough problems with the fourteen kids who think they live here!"
Martin was in his driveway with Carlos. Martin was unscrewing the hub cap of James' van while Carlos held the fish.
The Latino sniffed the fish that was in his hands ad he grimaced. "Why do I have to hold the fish?"
"'Cause that's what the little buddy does." Martin said softly. "Oh, oh! Someone's coming."
They quickly stop what they're doing and they hide behind the van. They peeped out to see Camille with Steve.
"So this guy comes over and says his Z28 is the same car as my Trans Am except for the decals." Steve told her as he wrapped an arm around his girlfriend's waist.
Camille scoffed and rolled her eyes. "How can people be so ignorant?"
"I see you Camille! I see you!" Richard yelled as he walked out of the Mitchell's kitchen followed by Logan, David and Joanna.
"Dad!" Camille said happily.
"Don't you 'dad' me. You're not going anywhere not with this guy. You're grounded again!" Richard declared and folded his arms.
James and Kendall joined the rest of them.
"How much did we miss?" James asked Martin and Carlos.
The rebellious boy placed a finger to the brunette's lips. "Shh, just started!"
"Dad, I'm gonna do whatever I want with whoever I want whenever I wanna do it!" Camille yelled folding her arms.
"We have to have a talk right now Camille!" Richard told her.
"Mr Roberts, sir, let me just say you're making a lot of sense here, and I think that when I bring Camille home tonight, you two ought to sit down and really hammer this thing out." Steve said softy using his boyish charm that had worked on Mrs Mitchell.
Richard nodded his head slowly. "Okay, that sounds fair…"
"OHH!" They all said.
"You're just gonna let her go off with him?" Logan asked Richard, furrowing his eyebrows while pointing at Steve.
"What else can I do?" Richard replied.
"Oh, good god!" David yelled. "That's it! Everybody in the living room, NOW!"
David blocked the way for Kendall, James, Martin and Carlos making Richard stop with them. "Not you!" David said.
David went in and Richard stayed out. David looked around to see that Richard wasn't with him. "Richard get in here!"
"Camille, what has gotten into you?" David asked Camille who was sitting on the couch with Steve and Logan while he stood up with Richard at his side. "Skipping school, showing no respect for your father!"
"That's right!" Richard but in.
"Shut up Richard." David said.
Joanna came in from the kitchen and set a bowl of appetizers on the table. "Okay, here are some snacks! So, anybody need a drink?"
"I'll take a rum and coke for the road." Steve replied charmingly.
"Buddy, buddy, a little tip," Logan said to Steve. "I think booze is what got you into trouble in the first place!"
"How could you take this girl out drinking in the middle of the day?!" David asked Steve crossing his arms.
"You know how it is, all the older girls were at work." Steve retorted shrugging his shoulders.
"Can I say, this guy is not boyfriend material!" Logan admitted.
"I agree. You're not going out with him anymore." Richard told his daughter firmly. "You two are done!"
"No!" Camille cried.
"Alright." Steve said.
Camille turned her head to Steve, her eyes wide. "What?"
"You gotta admit this has been a real hassle! I mean it was fun and you're a great girl, but let's just call it a day." Steve told her.
"Wait, you're breaking up with her?" Logan asked angrily as he raised an eyebrow.
"But Steve, I thought you said...You know...That you loved me." Camille said softly with glossy eyes and a breaking heart.
"I have this thing when I say stuff I don't really mean." Steve admitted nonchalantly and got up.
"Casey!" Camille yelled.
Steve turned around. "Look, Camille, I see where you're getting at but I'm not that type of guy." He looked at Joanna, who looked shocked. Mrs Mitchell, let's say we rain-check that rum and coke." He walked out of the living room.
"Donna, I'm really sorry." Logan said softly and placed a gentle hand on her shoulder.
"You're not sorry, that's exactly what you wanted!" Camille yelled angrily as a few tears escaped her eyes. She got up and ran towards the kitchen door, which she slammed in James's head seeing that he, Kendall, Martin and Carlos were ease dropping. The other four heard everything from there.
Logan was in his basement drinking a coke and watching TV. Although his eyes were glued to the TV he wasn't watching it. He was really thinking about earlier today. His mom came down the stairs with someone behind her.
"Logan, there's someone here to see you." Joanna told him causing him to turn his head around. Joanna stepped aside revealing Camille.
Logan quickly stood up. "Hi."
"Hi." The brunette said softly and gave him a small smile.
"Alright, can I get anyone a snack?" The mother asked by habit.
"Mom!" Logan scowled folding his arms.
"Right. Right, have to stop doing that!" Joanna admitted and went up the stairs.
A/N: I hope you liked that! Please review and I'll try to update soon!
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