== You're being Karkat Vantas, and holy fuck you're kissing your moirail.
This breathtaking exchange went on for a good minute until you pushed him away not sure what to think.
"MoThErFuCkInG wHoA, hEy KaRkElS i DiDnT kNoW yOu AlL uP aNd HaD iT iN yOu BrOtHeR."
You sat there in utter disbelief, completely unable to even make coherent thoughts. The fact that his bulge was writhing like crazy, tickling your highly receptive torso while he was perched atop you, wasn't helping you one bit. Gamzee was flushed for you? What about Tavros? Didn't those two have thing? Weren't they in a current thing? Were you flushed for Gamzee? Was he flushed for you? A plethora of questions raced through your mind as you sit there staring at him for what seems to be an eternity until you ask the question.
"WHAT IS THIS."
You don't give him time to answer before you slide him off of your lap and you take the nearby blanket and cover yourself cradling your knees, mentally berating yourself for possibly ruining your moirailship with him. He's speaking to you but you can't hear him. You don't want to, so you don't. This goes on for a few minutes until he gets up and sits next to you and puts his head on your shoulder cradling his knees mirroring your position. A pale move, maybe the kiss was just the sopor talking, not him.
"WHAT ABOUT TAVROS?"
"No MaN hEs DoEsN-"
You cut him off. This isn't time for bullshit. If you wanted bullshit you'd talk to Strider.
"ARENT YOU GUYS A THING? WHY WONT YOU FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT YOUR QUADRANTS ANYMORE! AT LEAST LET ME BE A DECENT MOIRAIL FOR ONCE AND LET ME HELP YOU. ARE YO-"
Now he was the one to cut you off. He put a long finger to your mouth, instantly silencing you.
"Ok BrOtHeR, yOu ReAlLy WaNt To KnOw? TaVrOs BrOkE uP wItH mE a MoThErFuCkInG mOnTh AgO."
He paused and looked up at the ceiling as if the fan was feeding him the words of an unprepared script.
"WHAT! WHY DI-"
"MoThErFuCkEr WaS cHeAtInG oN mE wItH tHiS aRt mUsEuM tHeIvInG sElFiSh BluE bLoOdEd BiTcH. mOtHeRfUcKeR dIdNt EvEn CaRe AbOuT a MoThErFuCkErS fEelInGs. AlL uP aNd SaId ThErE wErE nOt No HaRd FeElInGs BuT yOu KnOw We CoUlD sTiLl Be FrIeNds. MoThErFuCkEr StIlL wAnTeD tO bE fRiEnDs. AnD i StIlL sEe HiM eVeRy MoThErFuCkInG dAy. ThAtS wHaT i GeT fOr DaTiNg ThE aRtIsT nExT dOoR."
By then his face was streaming light indigo tears, bringing candy red ones to yours. You didn't know that he cheated on him. You didn't even know that they broke up. Yet again Karkat fucking Vantas steals the gold for moirail of the fucking sweep. You've met Tavros before and he didn't seem like the kind of person capable of that but you really didn't take the time to get to know him. You never really liked him but Gamzee was happy at the time so you said nothing about your opinion of the milkbeast-horned troll. But then again he's always happy and look at him now.
"WAIT. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THOUGH? YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT."
"ItS jUsT tHaT iVe BeEn WaXiNg A bIt Of ReD fOr YoU, aNd I wAsNt AlL uP aNd SuRe If I cOuLd HaNdLe LoSiNg A mAtEsPrIt AnD a MoIrAiL."
"…"
You're completely speechless. He thought that he'd lose you that easy, cute. You turn to him and you kiss his forehead as you wipe his tears away. Cupping his face as you did earlier he looks up hopefully at you and he picks you up and takes you to your room. As he sets you on your bed and tucks you in, he moves towards the door.
"NO JUST STAY HERE, PLEASE? IT'S MY FUCKING WRIGGLING DAY TOMORROW AFTER ALL."
"AlRiGhT mOtHeRfUcKeR, aS yOu WiSh."
He turns around with a grin horn to horn and gives you a dramatic bow.
He slips into your bed behind you and wraps one arm around your neck and head while the other rested on your stomach tracing your body with his finger as if he were trying to memorize the landscape by memory. A slight moan escaped your lips as his fingers grazed your horns. As you put your hand over your mouth to muffle the noise, he then began to concentrate the hand on your head solely on pleasuring your horns, dancing them nimbly at the base. It drove your thoughts mad as you arched your back and reached behind you eventually resting your hand on his horn. He pulled himself up to your body yet again, diminishing the space between the both of you. Eventually your legs entangled themselves with his, trapping your body in utter bliss. You would have never guessed that Gamzee could be like this. You underestimated him and you could have never been so wrong about something in your life. You find yourself drifting asleep and you realize what time it is.
"OH MY FUCKING GOG! ITS FUCKING 1;55 IN THE MORNING AND IVE GOT TO GO TO WORK EARLY TOMORROW! GET YOUR GRUBBY HA-"
He blows on your horn to shut you up, and it works all too well as you feel your entire self shudder with bliss. As you're sure he felt that too. He's probably already made himself a mental note to do that often.
"HeY i AlL uP aNd FoRgOt To TeLl YoU tHaT i AsKeD yOuR bOsS fOr YoUr WrIgGlInG dAy OfF aNd He SaiD sUrE. sO yOu AiNt GoT tO dO sHiT tOmOrRoW eXcePt Be YoUr AdOrAbLe MoThErFuCkInG sElF."
You're so caught up in the moment that you forget to protest the adjective adorable. Fuck.
"OH WELL THANKS I GUESS, IT WOULDA SUCKED ASS TO WORK ON MY OWN FUCKING WRIGGLING DAY. BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS WE GOTTA GO TO SLEEP."
You felt guilty for ruining such a sweet moment with such an unnecessary question, but what's done is done. You try to get some sleep but something about the way he held you, the way he massaged your shoulder made your mind prickle with adrenaline and a well of untapped energy. You're just so glad to have him as a moirail and you just want to shower him in kisses. What if you're giving him the wrong idea? You don't even know what you want, even when he clearly stated how he felt.
Thinking about how Tavros broke his heart, you kinda wanted to kick the little shit in the yaoi-makers. Damn, Strider had rubbed off on you a bit. "Yaoi-makers" was a term he said, not you. What are you even doing thinking about Strider? Think about how you feel about Gamzee, maybe you'll realize how you feel. Yeah, like you're just gonna wake up and realize you had the hots for your best fucking friend. It's not like you've been any recent relationships, the last red or black romance other than the black one with yourself when Kanaya wasn't there, was a red one with Terezi. Gog, that bitch, fucking leaving you for Strider and his coolkid facade. You can't stand his face. You could say you were waxing a bit black for him but most humans couldn't feel black, and Dave isn't that special, he wouldn't be one of those few people, would he? You really liked Terezi for a long time but ever since someone started trolling them online he's all she would talk about. You don't even know who decided to troll them first… you were hung-over at the time so the matter is still a bit fuzzy to you. Gog. Its 3;49 and even Gamzee's asleep, its time you should too…
