I own Nothing, I never have owned anything except my phone, PC and imagination.
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After Gohan blabbed that he stayed in the 439 mountain area, he told them that he was staying at a friends in the city. It's was closer and it was easier to believe for the normal folk.
'Walking around in the mall, looking for an outfit, no new wardrobe for Gohan is going to be fun! Having a credit card from your super rich best friend helps.' Erasa thought. She was so excited that she didn't even notice the large burly man in front of her. She walked right into him and knocked him flat on his rear end.
"Oh sorry there sir. I'd didn't see you there!" She helped the man up. He just gawked at her. She looked so petite, and girly, but here she knocked him over. Like an antelope running over an elephant.
"Wow there missy, you sure are strong there. How did you get so strong?" He asked
"Well you know the usual, shopping, fighting for that adorable little t-shirt! Oh! Then there's that mad rush to get in front of the line with all those bags!" Erasa exclaimed. Her eyes had a fire in them that could only be compared to that of the sun going supernova.
"Anyway, sorry about that!" She said and headed off in a random direction. She smiled happily then, suddenly stopped, flipped out her phone and called someone.
"Hello?" The person answers.
"Hello 18, it's Erasa here!" She exclaimed happily. Then her tone turned serious. "We have a new target."
"What's the targets name?"
"Gohan Son"
"Status?"
"Deadly"
"How do you suggest we solve this problem?"
"Immediate intervention."
"You sure? Last time I saw him his status was normal." 18 said.
"Yes, definitely. He wears teddy bear underwear!"
"Go buy him a few jockey's I'll be right there." 18 hanged up her phone and started to prepare for her hardest mission ever. Teaching Gohan Son a thing or two about style. 'Chichi should have given him magazines to know how he should dress. What's wrong with him! He's a sayain for kami's sake! he has a gorgeous body. He should show it off!' 18 thought as she flew towards her brother's house. She decided to pick him up to help them with Gohan.
'I know it's not normal to buy a friend a set of underwear, but Gohan needs these. I mean for goodness sake he wears teddy bear underwear! Teddy bear!' Erasa thought. After some weird looks and a bit of embarrassment, she finally bought Gohan or as she told them her 'brother' some new underwear. On to the clothes. 'Hmm, I think I should get him some shirts that show off his muscles a bit. I don't think he'll go for the stuff that's too clingy, but I think I can manage to get him one or two of those.'
"Hey sis, wait up. "She turned around to find 17 and 18. She looked confused for a second before she just shrugged it off.
"Heya 17! Haven't heard from you in a long time. Anyway, Gohan's supposed to come here any minute." Erasa said as she walked with her family. She was on her way to Mega Brands when she saw a tall boy with raven black hair, with eyes matching his hair.
"Woo hoo! Over Here Gohan!" she called.
Gohan noticed Erasa, but as he was walking to her his eyes grew larger. 'What's 18 and 17 doing here? Why are they with Erasa?' He frowned when he noticed the resemblance between Erasa and 18. 'Sisters huh'
18 saw Gohan's expression, then when his eyes darted between her and Erasa, she knew he figured it out. A smirk formed on her face. "Surprised?" she asked with amusement.
Gohan could only nod. He was dumbfounded and a little upset that he didn't realize that they were related earlier. Then he noticed something strange, Erasa had a KI signal.
"Erasa, are you an Android?" he asked.
She just gave him a look that said 'no dur!' but refrained herself from actually saying it. Gohan on the other hand was bewildered. He just couldn't figure out how she had a KI signal, yet she was an android. 'What was up with her?'
"OH! Your probably wondering why I have a KI signal right?" she asked. He only nodded. "Well, I figured if somebody like you would ever find someone without a KI signal you'd probably kill us and ask questions later. So I'm using my energy to create a faint shield around me so that you only sense me about as strong as a human. The shield is actually just a bug repellant!" Erasa said happily.
To say Gohan was stunned would be an understatement. Erasa wasn't only an android, she was pretty smart! Without even thinking he blurted out, "What do you know about me?"
"Well I know you're a Saiyan, that you've reached Super Saiyan 2 and can hold it longer than any other Saiyan. You have a little brother and you're totally in dire need of fashion help!" she looked funny waving her hands at Gohan to make her point.
"Fashion?" he asked skeptically.
"Yes! Fashion! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?! We need to get you something of this age!" she ranted. Then suddenly she stopped. "Oh yeah! I bought you these!"
She gave Gohan a few Jockey underwear. Gohan turned as red as a tomato. His eyes looked like they were about to pop out of his head. He had never been embarrassed like this before. His embarrassment quickly turned into shock. ´Why would she buy me underwear? is there something wrong with mine? Wait…'He looked at the underwear, it was his size too! 'Oh My Gosh! She even knows my size!'
"U-uh Erasa? Why did you buy me underwear?" he asked, still a little red.
"Oh, so you wouldn't have to wear those teddy bear underwear you have." She said with a smile.
17 couldn't hold it anymore. He burst out laughing at Gohan's reactions. He couldn't believe what he just heard! 'The most powerful being on earth is wearing kiddies underwear! Kiddies!' His eyes were tearing up, and he was on the floor, rolling around and clutching his stomach while laughing.
When 17 heard Gohan growl, he immediately composed himself, got up and dusted himself off. He gave Gohan a 'smile and wave' before taking a deep breath.
"Glad you're finally done with that 17, well I must admit, you are pretty funny Gohan." 18 said snickering.
"Let's go guys." Erasa pulled Gohan into the nearest store. Which just so happened to be Adidas. As she walked in, she pulled stuff of the racks and piled it onto Gohan. 17 came and gave him 12 boxes of shoes and 18 gave him some hoodies.
"Go try those on, 17 go with him and make sure to match the clothes. We want him to look really, really good for tomorrow." 18 instructed.
"What's tomorrow?" asked a confused Gohan.
"Friday, and the day you go to the movies with Erasa, Videl and Sharpner." 18 replied monotonously.
2 hours after they went in they came out with a black wife beater, which had a golden addas crest on it. A pair of Tip offs (Sneaker boot thingy), a pair of black sneakers with gold and silver around the base and white sneakers.
"2 hours and we just bought 4 items. I can't believe this!" Gohan said to 17.
"This is nothing, we still have to go to other stores." he smirked at Gohan's facial expression. 'This is so funny!' 17 thought with a snicker.
====Time skip====
(A/N: I don't even know where to shop! My mom and sister buy my clothes, I just wear them. At least they don't buy anything dorky!)
They were finally leaving that dreadful place. It had been 8 hours since he had seen the outside of the mall. Gohan just wanted to fly into the sky and be free. He was stopped when Erasa gave him two capsules filled with clothes.
"Remember to wear something we bought today!" she said with a stern face.
"Yes mother." Gohan replied sarcastically.
"Bye guys. See yah tomorrow Erasa!" Gohan said and flew away as fast as he could while not transforming. He was just getting in to his house when his mother called him.
"Gohan! How was your day sweetie?"
Walking to the couch he plopped down next his mother. "Exhuasting mom. We were in the mall and Erasa, 18 and 17 made me try on a bunch of clothes!"
"Really?" Chichi raised an eyebrow. " Let me see what they bought you."
Gohan nodded and opened a capsule, instantly he regretted it…
HAHAHA, Find out Next time why he Regretted opening it!
