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Chapter 8 - I'm Sexy and I know it -
Chichi came down, she was in her Celestial Form. Red brown hair, flowing past her shoulders in curls, cherry red lips with lip-gloss. A formfitting red silk dress, with a slit up to the mid of her thigh. She was wearing black high heels with it, giving her a little extra height.
"Hello, guys." She said seductively, while swaying her hips slightly.
"Chacha?" Asked Yamcha.
Chichi giggled, and walked over to Yamcha. "Aaw, how cute. He can't even say my name." Closing his gaping mouth she said "It's Chichi cutie."
Then she turned around and walked to Goku, who had a smirk on his face. She placed a finger on his chest and pecked him. Goku's smirk grew, and he embraced her, pulling her in and deepening their kiss.
Chichi twisted her leg around Goku's leg, revealing it to be perfectly toned as the dress had slid away from it. He took her leg and pulled it up closer to him. He broke away, and started to kiss her down her neck, to her collarbone, then slowly back up towards her lips. He smooched her, tacking her breath away.
A cough brought them back to reality. They looked around and saw a tomato red Gohan. They chuckled.
"So your uhm... Really intimate?" Krillen asked.
"Tell me about it, I've had to censor Goten for the last 3 years." Gohan said, sighing.
_-_- The following month_-_-
Erasa was sitting in class, she had laid out a outfit for Gohan last night. She thought about how she could have maximum attractiveness, with minimal exposure. As an added bonus, Gohan would be staying in his Celestial form.
"According to the principal, Gohan Son went to another school on a full scholarship. A new student would be joining your class. He has perfect scores like Gohan did, but unlike Gohan he came from Black Dragon High." Announced her teacher.
She just had to giggle when he said 'a new student'.
Just as he had finished reading his announcement, there was a knock on the door, the teacher went to open it. He greeted the young man asking who he was. When he said he was Payden Ross the teachers eyes widened.
He expected Payden to be nerdy like Gohan was, or even a bigger nerd, but not this. 'Payden' was a big guy, looking like a cross between a lightweight bodybuilder, swimmer and martial artist. 'How on Earth did he get those muscles, while still being so smart?' The teacher asked himself.
Erasa chuckled as she saw the teachers reaction. 'Who said you can't have both brains and brawns?' She thought with an evil smile. The teacher walked to the middle of the class, saying the new student was about to enter. The class whispered things like 'Super Nerd' and 'Loser'.
The teacher suddenly smiled. "Oh, and he's definitely not somebody you would want to mess with." Said eerily. Gesturing for Gohan to come in. "This, is Payden Dean Ross." He said pointing at Gohan. "Introduce yourself."
"Hello, name's Payden. I like martial arts, swimming and mountain climbing." He said in a calm and confident tone.
"PAYDEEEN!" Erasa exclaimed running down to him and hugging hum, shortly followed by Videl who leapt at him.
"Wow, we missed you so much Dean!" Said Videl.
"Hey cuties, been a while huh?" He said with a smile. The 3 girls in the front row promptly fainted.
"Well mister Ross, I see you will be fitting right in here, now please take a seat." He said, Gohan went straight up to his old seat.
"Hey man. My names Sharpner." The guy said who sat 2 seats over. Gohan just rolled his eyes at Sharpner and sat down.
"So, I see you didn't put on the outfit I placed on your dresser last night." Said Erasa.
"Aw, 'rasa, you could have told me you were going over to his house..." Whined Videl.
Sharpner was shocked, he had never heard Videl whine about Erasa not tacking her somewhere she was going. What was even more shocking is that THE Videl Satan wanted to go to 'Payden's' house.
"Videl baby, would you like to come to my house? I'll set up a romantic dinner just for the two of us." He said seductively
His question was answered with a fist in his face. When he opened his eyes he saw a glare from Videl that had him cowering.
"Vi, don't be so mean. Erasa, I promise I'll wear it tomorrow." Said Gohan.
"Hmph, he deserves it Dean." She said with a huff.
The first three periods flew by. Erasa was worried about Gohan's eating habits which, like it or not, stayed with him. She was surprised to see him only eat a few slices of pizza with a soda. It was like watching Godzilla sit down and at a table and eat with proper table manners.
"How do you manage to eat so little?" Asked Videl.
"Haha, I don't need to eat so much while in this form. I just do it because I like it." He answered.
Erasa and Videl sweat dropped, knowing how Gohan really ate, but doing it for fun? They walked to their next class, PE. Just to make the kids squirm a little, the coach stated that they will be swimming today.
Gohan groaned, and the students looked at him sceptically. They then came to the conclusion he wasn't muscular, he was just wearing fake muscles. Erasa and Videl gave him a devious smile. He was sure they had asked the coach to do this.
The students went to go get changed. A few minutes later everybody returned. Gohan was wearing a large towel around him, covering his whole body. Erasa just raised an eyebrow and Videl sighed and walked to him.
"Give it a rest, they'll find out eventually." She said.
Now the class was really interested in what he was hiding. Sharpner and 2 other jocks decided to show the world that 'Payden' wasn't so good looking, ripped the towel from him.
What they saw wasn't what they had hoped it would be. Perfectly sculpted arms, chiselled rock hard abs and very muscular chest. He's calves were muscled, with his whole body being a golden brown tan. Gohan blushed bright red.
"H-h-he was hiding THAT!?" Asked Sharpner.
"Yip! He has had bad experiences with girls mobbing him at public places, so he doesn't like to swim at public pools." Said Erasa.
"Just look over there." She said pointing to some girls. They looked like hungry wolves, about to get a free meal.
"Girls, get Sharpner, tie him up on the diving board over there. I'll give you a kiss if you do." Said Gohan.
The girls seemed to turn from love struck to raging mad. They looked at Sharpner and his friends. Just as they turned around, they were caught, by none other than their Gym Coach.
"Hey, I know I'm a teacher and all, but that guy is too darn good looking to turn down." She said.
Before the girls could reach them she jumped, tying them up on the diving boards. Gohan walked up to her, and smooched her.
Then walked over to Erasa and Videl. They looked at him like he had just gone crazy. He shrugged, and told them. "Mom said, that I should use all my assets. Besides, a guy's gotta have his revenge."
The coach was walking around, or more accurately, floating around saying some strange stuff. Erasa just sweat dropped, while Videl was fuming.
Gohan looked at Videl sceptically, with a raised eyebrow. She just rolled her eyes. "Men."
Erasa laughed at her friend, and then saw the coach dance... 'Wow, this is weird.' She told herself. The teacher went on dancing for the rest of the period, while Gohan, Erasa and Videl played volley ball in the pool.
"That was the best gym class ever!" Exclaimed Erasa.
"Yah..." Videl agreed.
After gym everything went pretty smooth, except for the gym coach occasionally popping in to blow Gohan a kiss...
"That's getting weird..." Payden said. Just as the bell rang, signalling the end of school.
"Hey Dean, wanna come to the movies?" Asked Videl. "I'll pay."
"Sure Vi." He said.
"'Rasa, you and Ethan Joining us?"
"Sure, me and E.T will joint you guys." She replied.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" Ethan yelled.
Erasa just laughed.
Gohan AKA Payden Dean Ross
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