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Diego's Interview


IceAger: Hey everyone! Right now I'm here with Mr Softie!

Diego: Don't call me that.

IceAger: Okay, Mr Not Softie

Diego: Will I have to eat you to shut you up?

IceAger: Nevermind! First question: Are you actually mates with Shira?

Diego: Yes, actually I am actually mates with Shira... Actually.

IceAger: Righty-ho! Why are you mates with Shira?

Diego: Becuase I love her...

IceAger: I thought you always wanted to be single.

Diego: Maybe I did but that was before I met Shira.

IceAger: Okay. Now changing topics: The rest of the herd.

Diego: Okay.

IceAger: What do you think about Granny?

Diego: Annnoying. Very annoying.

IceAger: She still calls you Lady?

Diego: Yep, she has 'nicknames' for all of us. Mannys is PuddingBowl, Crash and Eddie are 'The Rats', Shiras is Snowy White and Peaches is Sweet Cheeks.

IceAger: She calls me Fruitcake!

Diego: What's a fruitcake?

IceAger: Nevermind.

Diego: Right then...

IceAger: So, what was it like learning to swim?

Diego: I only did it to save Sid...

IceAger: But what was it like?

Diego: Scary. All sabers hate water, of course. But it was really scary as I could have died then and there. I taught Shira to swim a few weeks after we arrived on the new island and that took a while but at least now she knows.

IceAger: Must have been fun spending all that time with Shira. *Wink, Wink*

Diego: Grrrr. Don't even say it.

IceAger: Well next question: Do you think Sid will ever have a bath?

Diego: I asked him once before and he said he dosen't want to get rid of his natural scent.

IceAger: But his natural scent smells like old socks dipped in sweat and then risened out with earwax...

Diego: I told him that but he said his natural scent is rainbows dipped in that new baby smell...

IceAger: Right then. Well that's it for now folks!

Diego: Bye... Humans...