Disclaimer: I DON'T Own Ice Age
Diego's Interview
IceAger: Hey everyone! Right now I'm here with Mr Softie!
Diego: Don't call me that.
IceAger: Okay, Mr Not Softie
Diego: Will I have to eat you to shut you up?
IceAger: Nevermind! First question: Are you actually mates with Shira?
Diego: Yes, actually I am actually mates with Shira... Actually.
IceAger: Righty-ho! Why are you mates with Shira?
Diego: Becuase I love her...
IceAger: I thought you always wanted to be single.
Diego: Maybe I did but that was before I met Shira.
IceAger: Okay. Now changing topics: The rest of the herd.
Diego: Okay.
IceAger: What do you think about Granny?
Diego: Annnoying. Very annoying.
IceAger: She still calls you Lady?
Diego: Yep, she has 'nicknames' for all of us. Mannys is PuddingBowl, Crash and Eddie are 'The Rats', Shiras is Snowy White and Peaches is Sweet Cheeks.
IceAger: She calls me Fruitcake!
Diego: What's a fruitcake?
IceAger: Nevermind.
Diego: Right then...
IceAger: So, what was it like learning to swim?
Diego: I only did it to save Sid...
IceAger: But what was it like?
Diego: Scary. All sabers hate water, of course. But it was really scary as I could have died then and there. I taught Shira to swim a few weeks after we arrived on the new island and that took a while but at least now she knows.
IceAger: Must have been fun spending all that time with Shira. *Wink, Wink*
Diego: Grrrr. Don't even say it.
IceAger: Well next question: Do you think Sid will ever have a bath?
Diego: I asked him once before and he said he dosen't want to get rid of his natural scent.
IceAger: But his natural scent smells like old socks dipped in sweat and then risened out with earwax...
Diego: I told him that but he said his natural scent is rainbows dipped in that new baby smell...
IceAger: Right then. Well that's it for now folks!
Diego: Bye... Humans...
