J: Hi, minna! This is my first fanfic, hope that it's okay!

Kirino: WHY did I get barfed on?!

J: Because, full stop! XD Tenma, do the disclaimer!

Tenma: Hai... 16xXStarHunterXx61 does not own IE GO CS or any of its characters!

J: You didn't have to rub it in! Anyways, here's the first chapter! Enjoy!


Crazy IE Campout

"Guys!" hollered Endou as he skipped happily into the Raimon soccer club room, dragging Kidou, Gouenji, Fubuki, Hiroto and the rest of the gang behind. Everyone sweatdropped.

"Hai, Kantoku?" asked Shindou.

"I've signed us up for CAMP!" Endou replied, grinning his face off. Gouenji and Kidou glared at him.

"Endou, enough is going on without you dragging us off the some FREAKING camp!" said Gouenji angrily.

"Well, at least he didn't bring Natsumi…" muttered Kidou.

Hiroto nodded. He'd had the woman's awful cooking before, and the sheer memory of it made his stomach churn.

Kirino pulled Shindou aside. "Shindou, do you think Kantoku has finally gone nuts?"

Shindou shrugged.

"Matsukaze!" bellowed Tsurugi. "Let go of my arm!"

Tenma jumped up and down excitedly, beaming. "Yay! We can go to camp!"

He let go of the ex-SEED's arm and grabbed Shinsuke. They both spun around, twirling and dancing until they crashed into Taiyou, who then slammed into Yukimura and Fubuki.

Yukimura glared at a hyper-active Tenma.

"I think he drank too much coffee this morning," muttered Taiyou, rubbing his sore head.

"About the camp… We're going right now! Go home, pack your bags for two weeks!" yelled Endou.

"Kantoku, how about the adults' bags?" asked Hikaru.

Kazemaru sighed. "Endou called us all by 3 a.m. and gathered everyone up by 5 p.m."

The adults nodded. They all had huge black eyes, like a panda's.

"He practically kidnapped us out of bed," said Aphrodi, a hand on Kishibe's shoulder.

Yukimura sighed. "I am not going back to Hokkaido to pack my things."

Midorikawa glared at Endou. "Endou here forced Aphrodi and Fubuki to get Yukimura and Kishibe's stuff."

"WHAT?!" screeched Yukimura and Kishibe.

"Hey, I won't tell anyone that you still sleep with a teddy bear!" Yukimura blushed bright red.

Unfortunately, Kariya overheard this little secret. He sniggered happily and wrote it down for future blackmailing.

Kishibe stared, gaping at his coach. "I still cannot believe that you actually snuck into my home."

Aphrodi sweatdropped and sighed. "Well, last night…"

*FLASHBACK*

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ing!" Aphrodi's phone rang. With a groan, he got out of bed and took a good look at the time.

"Hello?" he mumbled into the phone.

"Aphrodi! I'm sooooooooo glad you picked up the phone! Listen, I've signed up the gang plus Raimon for camp! I'm going to your house, pack your bags for two weeks and be ready to go! C'ya!" Endou hung off.

Aphrodi stared at the clock, which read 1 a.m. He had just gotten out of bed when the doorbell rang.

Endou came crashing in and nearly toppled over a glass that sat on the table. Peeling his forehead off the table, Endou grinned. "I'll help you pack!"

Within a few minutes, Aphrodi found himself dressed up and sitting in the Inazuma Caravan with two enormous bags next to him. Next to him was Fubuki, who was yawning and had twice as much luggage as him. Aphrodi asked, "What on earth happened to you?"

"Well, Endou sneaked into Hakuren, broke into my room, packed my stuff and made me steal Yukimura's things. Plus, I took pictures…" He took out a digital camera. Inside were precious photos of Yukimura snoring, drooling and hugging his pink teddy bear.

"What do you want with them?" asked Endou. "Blackmail…" said Fubuki, his eyes glowing orange.

Shuddering, Aphrodi turned away. "Where are we going?"

"We're going to Kishibe's house!" came the cheery reply.

"What for?!"

"You're going to help Kishibe pack his stuff!"

"WHAT?! You expect me to sneak into his house like a secret agent and steal my student's things?!"

"What's going on?" mumbled a voice at the back of the caravan. Fubuki jumped.

"Hi, Gouenji! You're finally awake! I've got Aphrodi already!"

"Oh, so I see…" Gouenji said as he fell asleep again.

"We're here!" Endou handed Aphrodi a black ski mask. "Just a tiny precaution to make sure that Kishibe won't wake up and see your face!"

Aphrodi grabbed the ski mask and put it on. Next, he climbed through Kishibe's bedroom window. "Here goes nothing…" he thought as he stuffed Kishibe's whole wardrobe of clothes into the sack Endou had given him. Quickly, Aphrodi completed his stealth mission and was just ready to leave when he heard Kishibe turn in his bed behind him.

"Ughhh…. Kantoku?" Aphrodi gasped and jumped out of the window and crash-landed onto a thorn bush behind Kishibe's house. Endou quickly grabbed him and drove away.

*FLASHBACK END*

Shindou shot a glance at Kirino. His best friend had been at his place for a sleepover yesterday, so some of Kirino's things were at his place.

Kirino saw him frowning, and said, "So, you don't suppose Kazemaru-san went to YOUR HOUSE?!"

Endou overheard their conversation. "Maybe he did, maybe he didn't."

"NE, Kazemaru-san, does Kirino wear pink clothes and cross-dress in private?" asked Kariya sneakily.

Kirino heard it. "KARIYA MASAKI! COME BACK HERE!"

Kirino chased Kariya around the room, picking up random things to throw at him. A few bags didn't meet their target and hit Gouenji and Tsurugi.

Angrily, they ran after Kirino, who was still screaming bloody murder at Kariya. By mistake, Kirino picked up Shinsuke and threw him, who crashed into Gazel like a human cannonball.

Gazel fell on top of Burn. They immediately started bickering loudly.

"Shove off, Ice head!"

"It's not my fault, Tulip-baka!"

"What did you just call me?"

"Tulip-baka!"

"Girly!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Shut up, Tulip-baka!"

"Girly boy!"

"Stop it, guys…" said Hiroto.

"Keep out of this, Gran!"

Hiroto joined the quarrel, adding on about how immature they were.

"How silly, Hiroto-san is just as childish!" said Kariya.

"Kariya! Don't you dare run away!" Kirino was still chasing him. Kariya gulped and ran away.

Pressing a hand to his temple, Kazemaru pried the arguing trio apart. "Stop acting like 5 year olds! Help get everyone into order! Kariya, stop running!" Kariya stopped. Kirino, Tsurugi and Gouenji crashed into him. Kazemaru facepalmed himself.

*TIME SKIP*

Sitting in the driver's seat, Gouenji put his hands on the steering wheel. Some of the gang were in his caravan, and the others were in Kidou or Fudou's caravan. "Right, let's go!" Gouenji drove the caravan out from the school carpark.

Suddenly, another caravan shot past him. Kidou winked at him from the driver's seat, and Fudou followed close behind.

"RACE YA!" yelled Fudou.

"You're on!" replied Kidou and Gouenji in unison. The three caravans move quickly onto the road, with Kidou leading.

Then, Fudou swerved and passed Kidou. Seeing his chance, Gouenji honked his horn at Kidou and skidded in front of Fudou. Their jaws dropped.

Gouenji stepped on the pedal, and the caravan moved forward.

"Erm… Gouenji-san…" said Tenma, who was beginning to look green. "You're almost past the speed limit. Could you please drive slower?"

"Slower?! No way! I don't care, as long I win against Goggle-head and Bench-lover!"

Unfortunately, Kidou and Fudou heard him, and they glared at him.

The three adults continued their race.

"Kidou, please drive slower!" said Sakuma, his hair sticking up.

Kidou ignored his friend and went even faster.

Sakuma gasped and clutched his stomach. "I'm going to throw up my breakfast soon!"

Genda handed him a plastic bag.

In the third caravan, Shindou's face was paler than Tsurugi's.

"Are you okay?" Kirino asked.

"I…" Shindou could only choke out one word before blanching and vomiting over Kirino's face.

"EEEEEEEEEK!" squealed Kirino like a girl.

Midorikawa handed him a tissue. "Fudou, stop this race at once!" yelled Midorikawa. "A poor kid has already thrown up!"

"It's none of my business," said Fudou absentmindedly as his eyes focused onto the two caravans in front of him. Everyone groaned. The three drivers just went on with their stupid race.

"Ohhhhh… This is going to be a hell of a ride…" muttered Yukimura.


J: How was it? Please read and review!

Hiroto: Give her some constructive ideas/comments, or...

IE GO CS Cast: She'll give us more craziness in the future chapters!

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