LOVE POTION
PART THREE
Resume: Lina Inverse is being chased by a horde of mad women, as the brilliant mind of Martina led her to prepare a magic potion to subdue the sorceress of the Dragon Slave. Too bad things gone wrong, and now all those who have contributed to the birth of the potion are madly fallen in love with Lina. Amelia, the only female survivor, came to a conclusion but did not have time to reveal it to her friend that she has been carried away by feminine beasts...
A room of the Palace of Sailune.
It's dark in here ... but where am I? Oh I can't remember anything ... I must have bumped my head ... ouch, what a pain, what the hell's going on? The only things I remember is are a pair of stratospheric tits that chocked me, and my shoulder hurts so much. I remember now ... oh no... no... it can't be ... I prefer NOT to remember ... sigh ... but ... wherever I am, I can feel a cool and nice breeze... maybe I'm in my room ... yeah, yes, maybe it's all an effects of those medical herbs I ate last night ... even if I think my stomach is full now, as I've just eaten... bah, maybe I have not digested ... oh ... what is it? I see shadows ... I see something approaching... maybe Amelia came to call me ... okay, it's time to open my eyes...
MARTINA: stay, stay, stay, stay... *suspiciously approaches*
LINA: ... no, definitely, it was better to sleep...
MA: my little one, you're still hurt, but you'll see, now I'll do mouth-to-mouth to you and...
L: w-wha-
MA: *smooch*
L: …!
NAGAandSYLPHEEL: we had booked first!
...
MA: AAAAAAARGH!
N-SY: hooray, it's our turn!
L: ...
MA: That ... that ...
N-SY: what happens to you?
MA: that that that ... WHAT A DUMP! I KISSED LINA INVERSAAAAAAAAARGH! *runs away in despair, screaming and running around, shaking her arms in the air, through all the corridors of the palace*
N: I did not understand what happened to her...
SY: probably she realized that it was so unfair to have taken our prize and has created a diversion to make us understand how much she felt guilty.
N: Sylpheel, you're too naive ... Lina? *approaches*
L: ...
N: okay, enough with the tricks, darling. It's time to seriously wake up. *tries to touch her, but Lina splashes against the wall, adhering to it without going to come off*
In that same instant, Amelia, Zelgadis, Gourry and Zangluss runs around, for they didn't know where Lina was brought. Then they meet Martina in the street, who flung herself into the arms of her husband.
ZANGLUSS: my love, sweet drop of honey, sugar babe!
MA: PUACH BLEAH!
ZA: Do I still make this kind of effects on you?!
MA: What the hell are you babbling about? *spits on the ground*
ZA: I now have confirmation...
MA: Oh, just shut up, you. It 's all because of that ... that ... ARGH Inverse! I'll revenge!
AMELIA: Martina, where you brought Lina?
MA: My pride is too injured to reveal such things.
ZA: *kisses her*
MA: oooooow ... Zangy ... Arrrrr my donkey... *behaves erratically, jumping on her husband*
ZA: The real Martina is back!
Zelgadis: I assume that something terrible has happened...
A: thank you for reassurance...
GOURRY: hey, could anyone kindly explain to me what happened...? Oh? What do you want, Zangluss?
ZA: *unsheathing his sword* You will pay for everything you've done to my wife!
GO: uh? Look, I haven't done-
ZA: shut up, plebeian! My vengeance is near!
ZEL, but excuse me, why are you mad at Gourry if the cause seems to be Lina?
ZA: I'm creating a diversion for my fight with Gourry once and for all.
ZEL: A putrid excuse ...
ZA: C'mon Gourry, let's fight!
A: in the name of JUSTICE, everybody don't move! *Amelia's scream is so intimidating that all freeze in place * First, we must find Lina, remember that it is still in the hands of those two crazy women!
GO: Who?
A: Naga and Sylpheel...
GO: oh yeah, I noticed that they behave in a strange way ...
A: what did you notice, if I may ask...?
GO: for example, last time Sylpheel said something like "I'm in largh" but I can not understand what she meant.
A: details, Gourry, just details...
Gleaned some information from Martina-in-love-love-mode-with-Zanglus, everyone got together and went to that room. But just as they entered, they found the devastation in front of their eyes. The broken-down bed, the curtains powder, pieces of brick wall to the floor and two deployed unidentified bodies, still rattling.
A: we arrived too late ...
ZE: I would not say, I know that those bodies are Naga and Sylpheel *indicates one of them" here, that is Sylpheel ...
A: from what do you recognize her?
ZE: from her purple pants. *Indicates the other body* that it should be ... well in fact it's Naga. It's Naga for sure.
A: ah ... I see that the certainty fills you. From what do you deduce this time?
ZE: Eeeeeh secrets of intuition ...
A: Aehm. *approaching* Naga, where you hid Lina?
NA: ...
A: can not speak ... * approaches * Sylpheel, where you hid Lina?
SY: ...
A: okay, they're both knocked out. So where... ouch!
ZE: what happens?
A: Zell, stop to pull your stones, you know that I do not like this joke!
GO: you play shoting your stones?
ZE: details. Amelia, look, I haven't pulled anything ... ouch! Is the ceiling falling down?
All raise their heads.
Lina Inverse, the famous Bandit Killer, the legendary Dragon Slayer, the deadly Dra-mata. Clinging with a lot of love from the chandelier, which was in danger of falling at any moment. She was trembling, her eyes still wide with horror, or fear of stepping foot on the ground.
A: I see ... uh Lina-san, come on, come down to the ground...
L: ...
A: What the hell did happen to you?
MA: I know what happened! SHE kissed me!
...
A: May I have some doubts?
MA: Let's hear.
A: It was YOU being under the influence of the potion, I think you are the one that acted.
ZA: *appears in front of his wife* do you think this is possible, only minimally?
A: yes.
ZA: no
A: yes.
ZA: no
A: yes.
ZA: no
A: yes.
ZA: no
A: do you want to fight? * assuming a look of defiance*
ZA: YEAH!
...
ZEL: uh ... Lina, please ... come down, we will hold those beasts...
L: *shakes her head*
GO: *approaches Naga, taking her arm* Lina, don't you see they do not have the strength to jump on you?
L: ...
ZEL: Don't you trust us?
L: I-it's n-not that ... I do trust you ... but...
GO: so come on, I said that they are harmless.
L: the truth is that ...
ZEL: what?
L: I don't know how to get down.
Everyone fall on the ground.
Although she could use magic, her mind was too paralyzed by the idea of the danger she had run. Zelgadis, with the help of Gourry, pulled down the girl from the chandelier. Amelia and Zangluss were still in the verbal fight, while Martina was rubbing against the leg of her husband.
ZEL: See, Lina? Now it's alright.
GO: Lina, you took a big risk but you're still alive.
L: yeah, alive...
GO: enough with this look...
L: how do you think one could feel when was in danger of being abused by two mentally ill women?
GO: You've got a point.
L: …!
Go: On c'mon, not again! You're safe now!
L: No-no-no-no ... don't come closer ...!
GO: hey what happens now- ...! *he's hit by a Fire Arrow*
SY: Gourry ... oh my beloved (yuck, yuck, but why I say these things?) ... I'm sorry but I had to... for love ...
ZE: oh no, they retur- GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Hit by a Dire Brand*
NA: me, I did it for love too! Ohohohohoh!
L: my poor ears ... w-what are you doing? Do not come closer, I said! I warned you! Hey, what's that rope? What it means? No, please! I-I beg you ... I'm still young and immaculate ... I'm not ready for such a thing ...
NA: ah cut it out and let me tie you!
L: On no, please! I ... well, then...
NA: Then what?
L: * assumes a very sexy but innocent pose, bent to the ground, a finger on her lips* ... I do not like bdsm...
NA: …
SY: ...
L: *thought* Good, I've caught them by surprise, now it's the time to escape! For freedom!
NA-SY: wheeeeere you're gooooing, Linaaaaaaaaa-chaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaan?
L: gh! ... I knew it...
A: Wait!
L: Amelia, my dear, at least you in the universe!
A: ARGH! Are you like them now?
L: No, but I am looking for a little comfort.
ZA: hey, what about our fight?
A: shut up in the name of JUSTICE!
ZA: Oh! That word!
A: stop it, girls, for heaven's sake! Have some good-hearted! Uh ... if ... if ... you really love Lina, you must respect her … so be kind! Because you don't know but ... here ... she is very shy...
L: Is that your way to distract them?
NA: apologizes, but how do you know?
A: because errr ... * blushes * we traveled together for so long and ... well ... I understand VERY well ... and... well ...
L: oh crap.
A: I'm sorry, Lina, it was for the diversion.
L: my name is ruined!
NA: sister...
A: What is it?
NA: *backs away and seems disgusted* so then ... you and Lina ...
A: *hugging Lina* yeah, we are... lovers! * exasperated *
ZE: oooooow... * goes back to his state of unconsciousness *
SY: no, Amelia, that is so unfair!
A: it is only right instead ... and you'd be better to ..., well ... to get away from her!
NA: *thinks* Uhm, so let me see. *leafs through a unidentified magazine* The Bold and The Beautiful, episode #156789: Brooke betrays Ridge once again with his brother, but the dear Ridge is so stupid that pardons for the millionth time the woman, and triumphant she return to console her pain to his brother again...
A: ... Naga, what are you reading?
NA: a treatise about couples!
A: ah ... very interesting ...
NA: Amelia, my dear little sister, I'm sorry but I learn quickly and I will take as example this Treaty of pure wisdom! LINA ! Now come with me!
SY: yeah, and also with me!
L: I want to commit suicideeeeee!
A: Lina no, no! Do not you understand? The only way to heal those poor girls - so get rid of them, is...
L: I've figured out it, UNFORTUNATELY. And I DO NOT want to do it!
A: Yes, but if you're not in a hurry, this story will continue until the fourth chapter and I do not think you would agree ...
L: ... *ponders* ... *thinks about it seriously* ... * hey she's still thinking! ...I refuse!
