Hiya, guys! I'm sooooo happy that some of you actually took time to read my fanfic!

J: More torturing for the IE GO CS cast!

IE GO CS cast: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kirino: What have you got against us?

Nothing! It's just that I love TORTURING people! MWHAHAHA...

J: Loony on the loose!

Shut up! Do the disclaimer, Hiroto!

Hiroto: Why me?

Just do it! Or I'll get you with my CHAINSAW...

Hiroto: Eeek! NemesisGodessOfRevenge does not own IE and its characters! It all belongs to Level-5!

Enjoy!


Crazy IE Campout Ch.2

Haruna nearly fell over as she stepped onto the grounds of the camp site. Her brother steadied her. She glared at him. "Nii-san, it's all your fault for hosting this crazy driving race that made some people throw up!"

"Relax, Haruna, we're here to have fun, so why bother about it?!" Kidou grinned.

"Minna, listen! I've paired everyone up in pairs! You'll all be sharing tents! Listen up! Look at this sheet of paper and then set up your own tents! Burn with Gazel, Tsurugi with Gouenji, Kidou with Haruna, Fubuki with Yukimura, Aphrodi with Kishibe, Sakuma with Genda, Kirino with Shindou, Kazemaru with Fudou, Tenma with Shinsuke, Haruna with Aki, Midori with Akane, Kianako with Aoi, Midorikawa with Hiroto and so on!"

Kazemaru groaned. Why, oh why was he paired up with that crazy bench lover?! He'd rather share a tent with Gouenji, Fubuki, Hiroto or Aphrodi, just with anyone more agreeable! Suddenly, a huge shape appeared in the sky. It was the time-travelling caravan! The caravan landed and out walked Fei, Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Zanark and Wonderba. The Protocol Omega captains did not look amused, nor did Zanark seem especially happy.

"Fei! What's going on?!" asked Kinako, running towards him. "Humph! Those old farts in El Dorado forced me to go with those three loony-bins to camp!" Zanark complained loudly, which earned glares from the trio.

"Loony-bins?!" muttered Gamma.

"As if he were better than us," said Alpha, frowning.

"Yeah, we're not as weird as him anyways! We don't hop around in our rooms singing the alphabet song 24/7!" Beta blurted.

Zanark glared. Beta stuck out her tongue at him. Wonderba parked the time machine on a lawn nearby. "Oh, why couldn't I be on the time machine than Fudou-san's caravan?" groaned Shindou unhappily.

"Acccckk!" yelled a voice. Tsurugi turned around to find Burn in a thorn-bush. "GAZEL!" roared Burn.

"Yes, Your Tulip Majesty?" asked Gazel, sauntering up to him.

"Why did you push me into this stupid thorny hedge?!" Burn was really mad, with his face red and steam coming out of his ears.

"It's not my fault! I was nowhere near you just now!"

"Oh, yeah? Who else would do that?!"

"Ushishishi…" giggled Kogure. "No one will suspect me!"

Unfortunately, Haruna overheard him. "Kogure! Go and apologize to Burn now!"

Kogure gulped and ran away. Haruna ran after him, yelling loudly.

Kariya sweatdropped. "Dejavu…" he muttered.

"Alright, guys! Set up your tents! Afterwards, you can all enjoy yourselves!" Grabbing a tent bag, Endou marched off. Suddenly. his cell phone rang. Endou turned on speaker mode.

"Hi, Mamoru! How's it going?" came Natsumi's voice from the phone.

"Everyone's fine! Huh? I thought you were in England! This call isn't long distance!"

"Oh, the plane was cancled! I can spend two days with you at camp! I even made lots of food for the guys!"

Hearing about the food, Tenma turned green. Midorikawa looked really pale, and Hiroto gulped.

"A-ah, we've brought our own food already! It isn't necessary for you to cook for us! It would be better if you stayed at home as well, so you can rest a bit before the flight!" Endou sounded desperate.

"Nonsense! I didn't go to any trouble at all! I've brought my assistant here as well, she will stay at camp to help supervise you. She's designed a schedule for the camp. Oh, I've arrived! Come and help me with the food!"

Everyone heard a car arrive. Soon, Natsumi came into sight, carrying a huge bag. Next to her was a girl with shoulder-length black hair and silver highlights.

"Hi, I'm J! I'm Natsumi-san's assistant for the holidays!" Lowering her voice, J said,"Don't worry. I'm quite good at cooking, unlike Natsumi-san." Holiding out sheets of paper, she passed them out. "This is your schedule for this week."

"Huh, what's this? Never Have I Ever?" asked Minamisawa, pointing to his schedule.

"It's this camp game. Everyone needs to sit in a circle, and the first player will start with the statement 'Never have I ever'. Anyone who has done what the first player says has to drink from their cup. In this case, our drink will be Natsumi-san's fruit punch!" J replied. "Well, that will be our first camp game! Set up your tents up now, guys! This is a race for time: the last pair to get their tents set up will be treated to kitchen duty and extra servings at dinner!"

Everyone made a mad dash for the tent equipment. Grabbing Fudou, Kazemaru threw their tent equipment onto a mossy patch on the grass.

"Let go of me, Kazemaru!" Fudou protested.

"Do you want an upset stomach and sore hands tonight?" Kazemaru shot back.

Fudou gulped. Quickly, the duo fixed up the tent pegs.

"HEAVEN'S TIME!" Aphrodi snapped his fingers in the air. Time froze, and Aphrodi set the tent up slowly. He snapped his fingers again. Time started moving again. "All done, Kishibe!" said Aphrodi, lying contentedly on the grass. Kishibe grinned and flashed his coach thumbs-up.

"Cheater! No fair!" Fudou complained loudly. He glowered at Aphrodi. The blonde winked back and smirked.

"Never mind!" said Kazemaru. "We're done anyways!" He peered inside the tent. "Hmm, looks cozy."

All around them, tents were being set up quickly. Further down the campsite, Burn was failing miserably at hammering the pegs into the ground. Gazel was inside the tent, trying to pummel the tent into shape. Without warning, the tent collapsed. Growling in frustration, Gazel shoved Burn away from the tent and ran around, jamming in tent pegs and pushing poles into the ground. Within a few seconds, the tent was set up.

Sprawled on the ground, Burn stared at his tent mate in astonishment.

"Where'd you learn how to set up a tent like that?!" he asked.

Grinning, Gazel stood up and admired his handiwork. "Perfect!" The tent crashed down again. Gazel scowled. Burn face palmed.

"So much for being perfect…"muttered Gouenji. He tossed a bag inside the tent.

"Gouenji!" yelled Kidou. "Help sort out Natsumi's food!"

"Why me?!" moaned Gouenji. He didn't want to be suffocated by the poisonous fumes of Natsumi's demon food from hell.

"Take your pick: Extra servings at dinner or sorting food! Oh, and Burn-san, your group is the last to finish. So, congratulations! You win extra servings and kitchen duty tonight." J smirked at the thunder-struck duo.

"It's all your fault!" Gazel glared at Burn.

"Oh, yeah? If you hadn't pushed me away and done up the tent by yourself, we wouldn't be the last!"

"You!" Gazel pushed Burn.

"Guys. If you continue on fighting, this punishment will continue for a week." Hiroto warned. They abruptly stopped.

"Next on the list is…." J grinned. "Never have I ever!"


Well, here's the second chapter!

J: Never Have I Ever... Sounds great! *EVIL SMIRK*

IE Cast: Gulp!

Don't scare them off, J! Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed it, read and review!