Chapter 3 is here! *Drumroll*
Kirino: Why do you always pick on me?
Oh, Artemis and Athena know!
J: She's got an English test tomorrow.
Kidou: Why isn't she revising instead of investing in stupid ideas for torturing us?!
I heard that! I don't want to put it off; the sooner you get tortured, the better it will be!
Gouenji: Why?
I get even scarier ideas at school! Disclaimer!
Gamma: NemesisGoddessOfRevenge does not own IE and its characters! It all belongs to Level-5! She only owns J, her crazy OC.
J: You are soooo DEAD... *Brandishes bazooka*
Enjoy! (Sounds of J chasing Gamma around in the background)
Crazy IE Campout Ch. 3
"Okay, guys!" said J, waving her arms in the air. "Get into a circle, make it big! There's so many of us here at camp!"
Grumbling, everyone made a huge circle and sat down on the damp grass.
"Who wants to go first?" asked Endou. Nobody responded. "Alright! Kariya! You first!" Endou pointed at Kariya.
Scowling, Kariya nodded. "How does the game go again?"
"Start off with 'Never have I ever' and then say something you have, or have not done. The people who have done what you said, including yourself will have to drink some of Natsumi's special fruit punch." J replied.
"Okay…" Kariya thought for a bit. Then a mischievous grin crossed his face. "Never have I ever… had pink hair!"
"Kariya!" Kirino yelped. "I was born with pink hair! It's my natural color!"
"Too bad! Drink up~" said Beta, sniggering happily.
Glaring, Kirino raised the glass of fruit punch to his lips. It actually looked quite appealing, but everyone knew better. Taking a deep breath, he took a tiny, little sip. "Bleeargh!" He spat it out onto Kazemaru's face. The adult cursed at his misfortune of sitting opposite Kirino, and wiped the liquid off his face. "Done!" He gasped.
"Unfair~ Kirino-senpai only drank a little bit!" protested Kariya.
"Unfortunately for you, he's right." J brandished a syringe, the type used for medicine. "Each of you will have to drink a whole syringe of punch."
Kirino plunged the syringe, and it surfaced, filled to the brim with red liquid. Closing his eyes in disgust, he swallowed. Ughhh, it tasted weird, sweet and… SALTY at the same time. Miraculously, he managed to force it down his throat. "Next!" he spluttered.
"HANG ON!" said Kogure, grinning evilly. He smiled at Gouenji and Kazemaru. "You DID have pink hair, remember?"
Thinking back, Gouenji blushed. Kazemaru shuddered. Fubuki patted their backs in sympathy. Hiroto high-fived Kogure.
*FLASHBACK*
"Honoo no Kazamidori!" Kazemaru and Gouenji kicked the ball towards the goal. In order to prepare for the second FFI, Kudou Kantoku had ordered them to perfect their old hissatsu. As the rest of the team were resting and taking showers, they were still working hard on the field. Little did they know, Kogure was hiding nearby, spying on them.
"Hmmm… I'm bored," he whined. "What can I do?" Then, he spotted the sweaty, tired duo practicing. "Oh, I know…. Ushishishi~" Smiling, he ran away and found Hiroto.
"Hiroto-san!" The red-haired forward turned around.
"Yes, Kogure?"
"Do you still have pink hair dye? From that time you pranked Hitomiko-san?"
"Shhhhh!" Hiroto looked nervous. Saginuma and Reina had joined the Inazuma Japan, and those two were perfect goody-two-shoes. If they somehow knew he was the culprit responsible for Hitomiko's pink hair… He'd be dead as soon as he returned to the Sun Garden. "I've got it in my bag, Just in case I need to prank anyone, or get a disguise…" He laughed. "So, who are you planning to prank?"
"Kazemaru and Gouenji…" Kogure grinned. "Wanna help me?"
"Sure!" With that, the duo set off to work. Sneaking into the dorm, Kogure and Hiroto each got a bottle of pink hair-dye. They separated; Hiroto to Kazemaru's room, Kogure to Gouenji's room.
Holding his bottle tightly, Hiroto found Kazemaru's bottle of conditioner. Being a guy with long hair, he needed conditioner to smooth out the knots hair. Perfect for pranking, since nobody else would use Kazemaru's private bottle of conditioner. Hiroto uncapped the bottle. Cautiously, he poured the entire contents of the bottle into Kazemaru's conditioner. Oh, what a glorious sight that would be! Kazemaru, who already looked feminine, with pink hair! On the other side, he'd better write down his will first, in case Kazemaru decided to come after him. Oh, well. Hiroto sneaked out of his teammate's room.
"Ushishishi…' Kogure giggled. Gouenji always acted cool and serious. People respected him. Well, he'd see how Gouenji would pull his 'cool guy' act off with hot pink hair! Surprisingly, Gouenji also used conditioner. Maybe it was because his hair was around shoulder-length, and would still get tangled. Kogure poured the bottle of hair-dye into the fiery striker's conditioner. Suddenly, he heard footsteps outside. Quickly, Kogure made sure that the floor around Gouenji's stuff was clean, and he quickly darted out. Just around the corner, he bumped into Hiroto.
Hiroto nodded. "Mission accomplished!"
"What mission?" asked Kazemaru.
Kogure jumped, earning an elbow in the ribs from Hiroto.
"We were talking about this game on my NDS," said Hiroto, lying smoothly.
Gouenji frowned. Those two were acting suspicious.
"Come on, Gouenji! Let's take a shower." Kazemaru dragged Gouenji away.
"Phew…" Kogure wiped his brow.
"You really need to learn how to lie better, dude!" Hiroto grinned. "I'll give you lessons. I'm a professional liar!"
"Oh, yeah?" Reina rounded the corner. "Kiyama Hiroto," she narrowed her eyes menacingly at her brother.
Hiroto gulped. "Nothing!"
Reina shot him one more glare. "I know you're up to trouble, little brother!"
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Gouenji sighed as the warm water ran over his tired, aching body. Grabbing his bottle of shampoo, he massaged his scalp for thirty seconds. The water had melted all the gel in his hair, so his platinum-blonde hair was down to his shoulders. Next, he poured a huge amount of conditioner onto his hands. Closing his eyes, he finished his bath quickly.
Kazemaru was in a hurry to finish his bath. After all that intensive training, his stomach was growling! And he'd been silly enough to misplace his bottle of conditioner, so Gouenji was ahead of him. If he didn't move fast, all the food would be gone by the time they got to the cafeteria. Wrapping his hair in a towel, he dressed and walked outside, where he was greeted by an amazing sight.
"G-Gouenji!" gasped Kazemaru, laughing.
"What's wrong?" asked Gouenji, irritated.
"L-look at your hair!"
Gouenji stared in the mirror. "Arrrgggghhhhhh! What happened to my hair?!"
"Oh, god…" giggled Kazemaru. Suddenly, Aphrodi popped up.
"Did someone say," he flicked his hair, "God?!" Then, he stopped. "Hahahaha, Gouenji, your hair!"
"I know." Gouenji scowled.
"I wonder who did it to you…" Kazemaru unwrapped the towel from his head. "Heellllllp! My hair!" Kazemaru stared at his reflection.
Quickly, Aphrodi took out a camera and snapped a picture of the duo's new hairdos.
"Hey, give me that camera!" Gouenji tried to snatch it away from the blonde.
Aphrodi threw the camera to Midorikawa, who had just come out of a toilet cubicle. "Catch, dude! Give the camera to Hiroto!" Midorikawa nodded.
"Lightning Accel!" Midorikawa sped away, leaving them behind.
"Hiroto! Kogure!" yelled Aphrodi loudly as he ran towards the cafeteria. Kazemaru and Gouenji followed close behind.
With a bang, Aphrodi crashed through the doors. Inazuma Japan jawdropped as they saw the fiery striker and their wind defender arrive… with hot pink hair! Mobile phones were pulled out; photos were taken and uploaded onto internet websites. Hiroto grimaced awkwardly as Gouenji glared at him.
"I'm not the only culprit; Kogure's in it too! It was his idea in the first place!" Hiroto blurted.
Kogure and Hiroto gulped as their victims turned around, with death auras surrounding them.
"Run!" Hiroto ran out with Kogure, Kazemaru and Gouenji hot on their heels. Everyone heard the sound of soccer balls being kicked and the horrified screams of Hiroto and Kogure.
Soon, Kazemaru and Gouenji returned, self-satisfied smirks on their faces. Hiroto and Kogure limped in, bruises dotting their bodies.
"Say…" said Saginuma. He looked at Reina. She nodded. "Hiroto, did you dye Hitomiko-san's hair?"
"Get me out of here!" screamed Hiroto.
*FLASHBACK END*
"Swallow your drinks, guys!" Kidou chided.
Kazemaru filled his syringe. Gouenji followed him.
They gulped the liquid down. Kazemaru turned green. Gouenji retched.
"Someoka-san, take off your hat!" shouted Nishiki.
"I… Ermm…" Someoka tried to get away. Quickly, Fubuki snatched his hat away and tossed it to Fuyuka.
"You too, Someoka!"
"Why'd you blow my cover?" Someoka glared at Nishiki.
"It's only fair."
Someoka took his punishment, turning cross-eyed with disgust.
"Next one!" Standing up, J looked at Kariya. "Choose! Shindou or Kirino?"
"Hmmm," Kariya said. "I will choose…"
Cliffhanger! Vote, people! Shindou or Kirino?
Shindou: Vote for Kirino!
Kirino: Vote for Shindou!
Shindou: Hey, I thought we were best friends, Kirino! Why are you voting for me?
Kirino: So that the spotlight will be off me!
Shindou: Hey!
J: Catfight!
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