Yay! Chapter 4 done and I've got some very evil ideas involving the IE cast!
IE cast: NOOOOOOO!
IE GO+CS cast: YAY! Snigger.
Sorry, I left you guys out.
Kazemaru: ARRGGGHHHH! (Car crash)
Kirino: HELLLLLPPPPP!
Shindou: Why are you screaming?
Kirino: I'm in the CAR with Kazemaru-San!
Disclaimer, J!
J: NemesisGoddessOfRevenge does not own IE or any of its characters. It all belongs to Level- 5.
Enjoy!
Crazy IE Campout Ch.4
"…. Kirino-senpai!"
Hearing that it was his turn, a frown appeared on Kirino's face. "What should I say, Shindou?" He turned to his best friend for help.
Shindou shrugged. "Beats me."
"O-okay…" After a while, Kirino opened his mouth. "Never have I ever been a SEED."
Tsurugi threw his arms up into the air in protest. Then he picked up his syringe and drank the fruit punch. His expression contorted in disgust.
Yukimura sighed unhappily. Slowly, he injected his syringe into his mouth. He blanched, looking pale.
"Yippee! Kirino-senpai didn't get his revenge!" Kariya looked smug.
"You once pretended to be a SEED, right, Kariya?" asked Endou. "You tricked Kirino. That counts as well."
"What?! I was just joking! I'm not really a SEED! Spare me, Kantoku!" Kariya cried out desperately.
"Drink up!" J pointed to his syringe.
Kariya drank his fill. "Eeeewwww! What's in this punch?! It's sooooo horrible and salty!"
"Shut up!" said Endou in a stage whisper.
But it was too late. Natsumi had heard him.
"Kariya…" Natsumi growled. "What's wrong with my fruit punch?"
"I… Errr… It tastes very, very…" Kariya failed to notice the pleading looks on the others' faces. "… Disgusting and salty!"
Everyone gasped loudly. Natsumi's dark aura spread out, making everyone freeze in their previous positions. She walked menacingly towards Kariya, who was cowering in the corner.
"Kariya Masaki! I will give you a lesson on politeness and how to cook like me..." she walked to Kariya and grabbed his ear. As she was walking away, holding Kariya's ear, she suddenly turned back, giving them a big fright. "And the rest of you! I'm in no mood to cook lunch now, nor do I have any appetite to eat! J!" She pointed to her assistant.
J jumped. "H-hai, Natsumi-san?"
"Make sure that the others behave well… I think it's time for their free time now… We can continue your game after I punish Kariya!" With that, Natsumi stomped off.
Tenma sweatdropped. "Endou Kantoku, your wife is scary! Is that why you always swallow down her food without any complains?'
Endou nodded sheepishly. "She throws a huge temper when people don't like her cooking. So… this whole mess is Kariya's fault. If he hadn't told her the truth…"
In the background, everyone could hear Natsumi screaming at Kariya.
"So scary…" muttered Kidou.
"Okay!" said J, recovering from Natsumi's tantrum. "You can go and swim in the river, rest in your tents, play soccer on the grass, or do anything you can think of! Just make sure it doesn't involve Natsumi-san."
"WHO SAID MY NAME?!" roared Natsumi.
"Nothing! I was just telling the others that your cooking is terrific and that Kariya's taste buds are probably broken." J lied.
"Oh… So that's why you can't taste my food, poor boy!" Natsumi smiled at Kariya. "To help you get better, I'll make some special soup for you!"
"NOOOOOOO! Why me?" moaned Kariya.
No one took notice of him.
"Minna, sakka yarou ze!" Tenma screamed.
Taiyou, Endou and Hiroto joined him. They began kicking the ball around, passing it to each other.
At the riverbank, Gazel, Burn and a few others had changed into their swimwear and were sunbathing.
Yawning, Burn closed his eyes. Soon, he was asleep, floating in the Land of Nod.
Watching Burn sleep, Gazel suddenly had an idea. A wicked, bad, horrific idea. "Hey, Gran! Are there any cows around the campsite?"
"Why do you want to know?" asked Hiroto. Suddenly, the soccer ball crashed into his head.
"Hiroto-san!" said Tenma, rushing to his aid.
"Daijoubu?" asked Endou.
Hiroto rubbed his head. "I'm fine, I guess." He looked at Gazel. "Ask J. I'm not sure if there are cows here. What's up?"
Gazel didn't hang around to explain; he immediately found J typing on her laptop. "J." The girl looked up. "Are there any cows, or tulip-eating animals around the campsite?"
J frowned. "I guess so. There should be cows around."
"Thanks!" Gazel went off to prepare himself. First, he got a pile of grass and plants, arranging them in a circle around Burn. Next, he hid himself behind a boulder. Lastly, he made some mooing sounds. "Mooo… Moooo… Mooooooo…"
Suddenly, a big brown cow appeared. Sniffing suspiciously, it lumbered to Burn, who was still asleep. "Moo?" the cow asked. Then, it spotted Burn's hair, which looked like a tulip. The cow sniffed it. Apparently, Burn's hair gel smelled okay, because the cow started CHEWING on his 'tulip'.
Grinning, Gazel lifted his camera up. He punched the video button and the camera started recording. The cow chewed and swallowed, vandalizing Burn's hair.
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"Hmm?" Burn felt groggy. His head was very heavy. His hair felt wet. Burn got up, or, tried to get up, and saw a pair of brown eyes staring at him. "Eeek!" Burn jumped away.
"Moo!" the cow protested. It wanted something, Burn guessed. Well, how would he know? He didn't speak Cowish.
Then, Burn saw the white tips of someone's hair behind the boulder. "Gazel! I know you're there!"
Gazel popped up. He was smirking, as if he knew something Burn didn't.
"What?" asked Burn.
"Nothing." Gazel stood up. "Race you to the lawn!"
Gazel ran on, with Burn following him. Deliberately, Gazel slowed down, letting Burn pass him.
Failing to notice the pile of tent bags on the ground, Burn tripped and stumbled his way through the cluttered mess and crashed into a tree. Making a loud and clumsy entrance, he caught the attention of everyone.
Kariya stared. "Burn-san, there's something wrong with your hair!"
Burn rolled his eyes. "Kariya, I know that Hiroto told you the story of how he tricked Gouenji, Kazemaru and Hitomiko-san, but you can't fool me! I won't fall for your trick!"
"Burn… I hate to tell you the truth.. But your hair looks as if it had been chewed on." said Saginuma, putting his book down.
"Huh! I can't believe that you, Desarm, would be childish enough to play pranks!" scoffed Burn.
"Okay, suit yourself." Saginuma went back to his book.
"Hey, Burn! If you're so sure that Saginuma's lying and Kariya's playing a joke on you again, look in a mirror yourself!" Gazel challenged Burn.
Burn grumbled. "Oh, FINE!" He snatched a mirror with teddy bear patterns from the nearest tent.
"Oi, Burn! Give me back my mirror!" Someoka yelled.
"Wait, this mirror is yours?!" asked Burn, holding up the mirror high for everyone to see. "Since when did Someoka, a member of the Italy soccer pro team, own a mirror with teddy bear patterns?"
Someoka blushed. "That's none of your business!" He tried to take the mirror back, but Reina barricaded his way.
"Let Burn look at his reflection first!"
Sighing, Burn held the mirror up to his face. Burn gasped loudly when he saw his reflection. He began to tremble. "Where… Where has my beautiful tulip gone?" Burn sank to the ground in despair. Burn's 'tulip' was gone. In its place was a tuft of hair, barely enough to cover the bald patch where his 'tulip' had been.
Snickers emerged from the crowd as Burn was wrapped in an emo aura. He wrapped his hands around his head.
"Ooh, he called himself Tulip! Kodak moment!" said Gazel, grinning. He took pictures of Burn in 'emo-mode', a happy expression on his face throughout the process.
"How mean,' muttered Midorikawa. "To take joy in calamity and delight in disaster."
"Discomfort?" asked Burn, depressed. "My hair is very, very important to me!"
Sniggering, Gazel posted the video he'd taken onto the internet. The video immediately got one million hits in five seconds.
"Poor Burn…" muttered Fubuki.
Done! I'm soooooo busy with the tests and this took more than, like a day to type out!
J: Are you going to put some of my friends into the next chapters?
Maybe! R&R!
