Finally done with Ch.5!

J: You sure update fast.

Of course! It's a school holiday today.

Tenma: What a pity...

What?!

Tenma: N-nothing!

Anyways... Disclaimer!

Alpha: (in a monotone) NemesisGoddessOfRevenge does not own IE GO Chrono Stone. It all belongs to Level-5.

You sound like a robot, dude. Enjoy the story!


Crazy IE Campout Ch.5

"It's time for lunch, minna!" called Natsumi. They all raced to the picnic tables, hoping to find some delicious food, only to see J loading boxes of food out from Natsumi's bag.

"Oh…" Kidou groaned. "My poor stomach."

Luckily, Natsumi was busy helping Endou set the table, so she was out of earshot.

"Tch." Fudou sat down heavily at the table. "This stuff can't be that bad."

"Oh yeah?" Kidou glared.

"Hell yeah," Fudou replied lazily.

"Let's have a contest. The person who finishes their lunch the fastest gets to order the loser around for the rest of the camp."

"How confident!" Fudou said. "Hmm, I'm already thinking of what I'll make you do when I win, Kidou-kun."

Kidou growled. "On your marks, get set, go!"

They both tore open the cover of the lunch boxes and started to shove food into their mouths.

Fudou winced as he tasted Natsumi's overcooked pork.

Kidou nearly choked as he put the rock-hard beef slice into his mouth.

"So, how's my food, Kidou, Fudou?" asked Natsumi worriedly.

They gulped their mouthful of food down. "It tastes great, Natsumi!" they said at the same time.

J jumped up. "Hold it right there!" She pointed to Fudou and Kidou. "You two said the same thing together at the same time! You're jinxed!"

"What do you mean?" Endou asked, a quizzical expression on his face.

"When two people say the same thing together, they're not allowed to say anything else until somebody calls out their name three times. If they break the rules, they're supposed to do a punishment. Like, sing and dance in front of a crowd."

Hearing this, Fudou stood up. Motioning frantically to Sakuma, Fudou raised three fingers into the air and pointed to himself.

Meanwhile, Kidou had grabbed Genda, who almost spewed out his mouthful of water onto the floor. Kidou glared at Genda, mimicking Fudou's actions.

Looking at each other, Genda and Sakuma shrugged.

"Go away, Fudou. I'd like to see you dancing." said Sakuma, turning away.

"I agree with Sakuma. Sorry, Kidou." Genda glanced at his ex-captain.

Both Kidou and Fudou looked really mad, with a red face and steam literally was coming out from their ears.

Fifteen minutes had passed, and nobody had tried to rescue the unfortunate duo.

Fudou and Kidou continued their race in silence.

Suddenly, they put their eating utensils on the table. In unison, forgetting that they weren't allowed to say anything until someone 'saved' them, they said, "I win!"

Realizing what they had done, they both clamped their hands on their mouths.

"Double jinx! You're still jinxed," announced J. "Since you broke the rules of the first jinx, we will select a song for you to sing."

Slumping in defeat, they each retreated to a corner and sulked unhappily.

After thirty minutes, Fudou couldn't stand the silence anymore. "I give up!" he yelled loudly.

Kidou followed his example. "It's so boring, being unable to talk."

"And your punishment is…" J looked around. "Any suggestions?"

"They will have to sing and dance Gangnam Style." concluded Gouenji.

An awkward silence fell over Kidou and Fudou. "WHAT?!" complained Fudou.

"No way am I going to dance to such a horrible song!" Kidou protested.

"It's a punishment; no choice." Gouenji looked pleased with himself for coming up with such a magnificent idea.

"Get ready! Music!" Endou yelled.

Midori took out her music player. "This'll have to do." With that, she selected the track Gangnam Style and pressed the 'pause' button.

"Are you ready?" asked Tsunami.

Without waiting for an answer, Midori pressed 'play'.

Twangy music filled the air.

Oppa Gangnam Style! Gangnam Style!

Aphrodi moaned and clamped his hands over his ears. "Please, don't make me listen to this song! The lyrics are disgusting!"

"Fubuki-san, how come Aphrodi-san knows Korean?" asked Yukimura.

"Because he is from Korea." Fubuki answered, his eyes on the dancing duo.

"Really?" Tenma and Shinsuke looked at Aphrodi with 'rainbow' eyes. "Can you translate the lyrics please?"

Aphrodi shook his head. "It's already bad enough. I don't want to say those words."

"Awww!" they complained. "I want to know what they mean!"

Taiyou looked at J, who was recording the dance. "Is that a jinx?"

"Sadly, nope. They didn't say it at the exact same time." J replied.

Kidou and Fudou crossed their hands over and hopped around.

The loud music continued blasting. Everyone kept on giggling as they watched Fudou and Kidou dance.

"Sing louder!" said Kogure. "I can't really hear what you're saying!"

"Never mind, this video will get enough hits on the Internet with the silly dancing anyways!" Hiroto was also recording.

Finally, the song ended. Kidou and Fudou collapsed onto the ground, exhausted.

"I'm gonna post this now!" Hiroto and Kogure said.

"Jinx!" said Kidou happily.

"Hiroto, Hiroto, Hiroto." Midorikawa saved his best friend.

"Thank you so much!" gushed Hiroto.

"Why did you save him?" asked Saginuma. "He's pranked you before; why don't you want to take revenge?"

Midorikawa sweat dropped. "He's my boss. I'll get into trouble at the office if I don't help him."

"I don't want to finish my lunch!" whined Taiyou.

"Don't waste your food, Taiyou!" Fuyuka chided.

"I don't have an appetite." Taiyou saw that Fuyuka was eating something else. "Ooh, what's that?"

"I've got a sore throat, and Natsumi was afraid that I wasn't well enough to eat her food, so she ordered some stew from outside." Fuyuka ate a spoonful.

"Lucky you!" Taiyou gazed wistfully at the non-Natsumi-made stew. "It must taste good. Can I try some?"

"Finish all of your food, and then I'll think about it!" Came the reply.

Taiyou sulked. Unhappily, he trudged towards the riverbank with an empty, churning stomach.

Suddenly, there was a loud yell and a splash. Tsurugi was sitting in the river, his whole body covered with water. A vein popped up on his forehead. "KARIYA MASAKI!" Tsurugi got up and advanced towards Kariya, who was doubled over, laughing hard.

"Ha! Tsurugi, you look like a... a..." While Kariya was struggling to complete his sentence, Tsurugi had already appeared in front of him.

"Keshin! Kensei Lancelot, Armed!" Tsurugi glanced at Tenma. "Give me the ball!"

Tenma passed it to him.

A furious look on his face, Tsurugi put his leg on top of the soccer ball. "Lost Angel!"

Kariya screamed and ran away. Tsurugi kept on kicking the ball. Finally, the ball hit Kariya. With a thud, Kariya lay on the grass, face down, sprawled with his four limbs spread out.

Nodding in satisfication, Tsurugi kicked the ball to a stunned Tenma. "Gouenji-san, arigatou for teaching me how to punish people with a soccer ball."

Gouenji nodded. "Just the thing for prankers. Highly effective." Sub-conciously, he glanced at Kogure and Hiroto.

They gulped and pretended not to notice, studying the ground.

Then, Sakuma saved them. "Hey, I remembered something. Normally, we sing camp songs at camp, right? I've thought of a good one. One that annoys Fudou. Remember, Genda?"

Genda nodded. "It sort of goes like this. I love the mountains, I love the rolling hills."

Sakuma took over. "I love the fountains, I love the daffodils."

Sure enough, Fudou's face was turning redder and redder with each line.

"I love the fireside, when all the lights are low."

"Boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-a-da. Boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-ay. Boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-a-da. Boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-ay."

Fudou looked as if his pants were smoldering.

"Boom boom-boom-boom-boom, boom boom!" Genda and Sakuma finished the song in a flourish.

"Why, you!" Fudou looked murderous. He would've said more, but Natsumi threw a tent bag at him.

"Language, Fudou!"

"Tell them to stop singing stupid songs!" he yelled back.

"I'm sorry, Fudou-san." J scanned her list. "We have a campsong singing section tonight."

"Noooooooooooooooo!"


Arrgghhhh! My humour's all going dry! My brain is dead!

J: If you were brain-dead, you wouldn't be alive.

I am dead tired!

J: Walk through the wall, then!

(Floats through the wall.)

J: o_O Okay...

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