Here's the last chapter! Hope you guys enjoy it!

J: What?! *reads the story*

Hmm?

J: I never knew Suzuno-san knew how to sing!

Suzuno: Gran! Come here!

(Silence)

Suzuno: Kiyama! Where are you?!

He's probably planning something to do to you…

Nagumo: Ha!

Disclaimer!

Nagumo: NemesisGoddessOfRevenge does not own any of the IE characters. They all belong to Level-5.

Please enjoy! P.S. Phoenix Academy is the sequel to Crazy IE Campout!


Crazy IE Campout Ch.8

Throughout the whole morning, the rain fell heavier and harder. Everyone stayed indoors or under shelters, inside tents or under trees, except for two sakka bakas.

"Kantoku!" Tenma passed the ball to Endou.

Endou caught the ball in the air with his hands.

"Demo! You're supposed to kick it back!" Tenma pouted.

"Ah, gomen!" Endou said, laughing.

"What a duo…" Kidou said.

"…of soccer lovers," said Shindou, sweatdropping.

"Who has the loudest voice here?" asked J out of the blue, who was sitting under a tree.

They all looked at each other.

"Um, Nishiki-san?" Hikaru said uncertainly.

"Okay. Nishiki-san! Come over. I need you to announce something." J waved her right hand in the air, two metallic rings glinting in the light.

Nishiki walked across the clearing. J whispered something into his ear. Nishiki nodded and turned to face the crowd.

"J's making something for all of us as a memorial of this camp! She said that she is sorry that the weather turned bad. She needs your contact number. That will be all." Nishiki announced.

One by one, everyone lined up and typed their mobile number into J's laptop.

When it was Kariya's turn, he took the opportunity to peek at what J was doing. "Ooh, are those the blackmail photos I gave you?" Kariya whisper-asked.

J nodded. "I'm making a photo album. I can show you guys later, before we leave!"

"Oi, Kariya! What's taking so long?" asked Kurama.

"Nothing!" Kariya flounced away.

After some time, J had stored away everyone's phone numbers. She typed in her own number as well.

"Hey, minna! Want to see what I made for you guys?" J called out.

Everyone gathered around her. J held up her laptop in the air. "Ready, go!" She pressed a button, and the screen started to shift.

Photos started to appear on the screen. They were photos from the first day of camp.

"Hey, that's me!" said Tenma, pointing to the screen.

"Shh." said Aki.

There were photos of people racing to set up tents, Burn and Gazel arguing, the tent collapsing on Gazel's head, Fudou and Kidou dancing Gangnam Style, both of them getting jinxed, Burn missing his tulip and many others.

"And, that's it for now!" J suddenly closed her laptop.

"Aww! I want to see Kirino-senpai throwing up!" complained Kariya.

"Kariya!" Kirino's face was red.

Before Kirino could start chasing the naughty teal-haired defender, Shindou clamped both of his hands on Kirino's shoulders.

"Calm down." Shindou said.

Kirino took a deep breath, counted to ten and glared at Kariya.

"When will camp disband?" asked Hiroto.

"As soon as the coaches arrive here," said Endou, sighing.

"I'm bored!" whined Shinsuke.

"How about a game of Truth or Dare?" asked Kogure, popping out of nowhere.

"Uh oh… I have a bad feeling…" muttered Gazel.

"Sure! All 23-25 years olds must attend!" said Kidou, grinning crazily.

"Why?" moaned Fudou.

Sakuma shrugged. So all the adults sat down in a circle on the wet grass. Aphrodi kept on patting his butt to make sure that no grass or mud was sticking on his pants.

"Paranoid much, blondie?" asked Burn, smirking.

Aphrodi's face turned as red as Burn's hair. "Truth or Dare, Nagumo?"

"Huh, I'm not scared! Dare!" Burn said.

"I dare you to say, 'I'm a fat chicken' to every question anyone asks you in the next ten minutes!" Aphrodi grinned.

"Unfair!" Burn scowled.

"A dare is a dare, Nagumo." Gazel was clearly enjoying his rival's discomfort. "Who are you?"

"I…" Burn gulped.

"Go on!" The others chided him.

"I'm a fat chicken!" Burn blurted.

Laughter arose from the circle. "It's Gouenji's turn!" Aphrodi said.

"I dare Kidou to take off his goggles for an entire day!"

"Oh, yeah? How'd you know whether I keep them on or off?!" Kidou was feeling rather proud and happy, until he saw Gouenji whisper something to Haruna. To Kidou's dismay, his sister nodded and smiled back.

"Give me your goggles, nii-san!" Haruna ordered him.

Kidou obeyed her meekly. Haruna could be quite scary when she wanted to. Wisely, Kidou decided not to provoke her.

He took off his goggles, revealing his dark crimson eyes, and tossed them to Haruna. Haruna caught his goggles neatly and stored them inside her handbag.

"Wow! Kidou-san took off his goggles!" said Tenma, rainbows shooting from his eyes.

Without a word, Akane sneaked up behind Kidou and took a picture. Then, she scurried off and transferred the photo to J's laptop. When J saw the photo, she grinned widely and gave Akane a thumbs-up.

Kidou sat down again, trying to hide his eyes, and hoped that none of the other kids had seen anything. Sadly, he was wrong.

"Kidou-san! May we see your eyes?" asked Kariya. Behind him, a little crowd had formed, consisting of Shindou, Kirino, Tsurugi, Taiyou and many other kids.

"Fine!" Kidou removed his hand.

"Wow, they sure are nice…" said Shindou. He turned to Burn. "Nagumo-san, what do you think?!"

"I'm a fat chicken!" Burn glared at Aphrodi. Aphrodi looked away and started whistling.

"It's Fubuki's turn!" Gouenji nudged his friend.

Fubuki tapped his chin. "I dare Kazemaru and Aphrodi to untie their hair for an entire day and pose for photos to put in J's album!"

Kazemaru stood up and shook his hair out of his half-ponytail.

Aphrodi sighed and pulled the red ribbon out of his hair.

"Sugoi! I've never seen Kantoku look like that before!" exclaimed Kishibe happily.

"Kazemaru-san, Aphrodi-san, your hair is so long!" said Taiyou.

The two adults just stood there, allowing their photos to be taken and posted on websites, or put in the album.

Aphrodi sat down again. "Ow!" He shot up again.

"What's wrong?" asked Fudou.

"I sat on my hair, and now my head hurts!" Aphrodi swept all of his hair to one side and sat down.

"My turn!" Hiroto grinned. "Wait! I get a choice of choosing truth or dare, right?"

"Yeah," said Sakuma cautiously.

"I dare Suzuno to sing Senbon Zakura in front of everyone, including the kids!" Hiroto said.

"K.I.Y.A.M.A. H.I.R.O.T.O.!" Gazel screamed.

"What? You have a great singing voice!" Hiroto smiled.

"Fine!" Gazel said huffily.

"Daitan futeki ni haikara kakumei

Rairai rakuraku hansen kokka

Hi-no-maru-jirushi no nirinsha korogashi

Akuryou taisan ICBM

Kanjousen o hashirinukete touhon seisou nan no sono

Shounen shoujo sengoku musou ukiyo no manima ni

Senbonzakura yoru ni magire kimi no koe mo todokanai yo

Koko wa utage hagane no ori sono dantoudai de mioroshite

Sanzen sekai tokoyo no yami nageku uta mo kikoenai yo

Seiran no sora haruka kanata sono kousenjuu de uchinuite

Hyakusen renma no mitame wa shoukou

Ittari kitari no oirandouchuu

Aitsu mo koitsu mo minna de atsumare

Seija no koushin wan tsuu san shi

Zenjoumon o kugurinukete anraku joudo yakubarai

Kitto saigo wa daidanen hakushu no aima ni

Senbonzakura yoru ni magire kimi no koe mo todokanai yo

Koko wa utage hagane no ori sono dantoudai de mioroshite

Sanzen sekai tokoyo no yami nageku uta mo kikoenai yo

Kibou no oka haruka kanata sono senkoudan o uchiagero

Kanjousen o hashirinukete touhon seisou nan no sono

Shounen shoujo sengoku musou ukiyo no manima ni

Senbonzakura yoru ni magire kimi no koe mo todokanai yo

Koko wa utage hagane no ori sono dantoudai o tobiorite

Senbonzakura yoru ni magire kimi ga utai boku wa odoru

Koko wa utage hagane no ori saa kousenjuu o uchimakure!"

"That was terrific!" said Hiroto, who was holding up his phone to record Gazel's singing. "I'll forward the sound clip to you guys!"

"I never knew that Suzuno-nii's voice was so good!" said Kariya, smirking. "Having an audience really helps with his voice! I can't hear what Suzuno-nii sings in the shower because of the water.." Kariya made a sad face.

"Kid!" Gazel said menacingly, whose face was turning red. "You need to write down your will before we get back to the orphanage, because you'll be DEAD by then, Masaki!"

"Meep!" Kariya scurried away from his angry guardian.

"Whose turn is it next?" questioned Genda.

"It's my turn." said Kidou. "I dare Gouenji to cut off some of Fudou's hair!"

"Hey! What does Onion-Head's dare have to do with me?" Fudou covered his Mohawk with his hands protectively.

"For getting even with you!" Kidou smirked.

"Do I have to do this?" Gouenji looked around him. "Okay! Gimme a pair of scissors!"

"Gouenji-san!" Tenma handed him a pair of sharp scissors.

"You wouldn't dare, Gouenji!" Fudou had already started to back away, but the circle of adults closed tightly.

Gouenji advanced slowly, cackling like a maniac. Fudou whimpered.

"Ta-da!" Gouenji raised his fist in the air. In his hand was a tuft of brown hair.

"Gouenji!" Fudou took away his hands, revealing his now lopsided Mohawk.

Gouenji handed the hair to Kidou. Kidou pocketed it carefully.

"I dare Tsurugi to dress up like a girl!" Tenma squealed. Yep, the kids had started their own version of truth or dare.

"No way!" Tsurugi reclined against a tree and closed his eyes.

"Yes way!"

"No way!"

"Yes way!"

"Yes way isn't even a word!" Tsurugi said.

"Guys! I'm done! Come and collect your albums!" J called.

Tsurugi sighed. "Phew. Saved by J."

J handed out the albums. She had added in the new photos from Truth or Dare.

"Gomen, Endou-san, Natsumi-san. I have to be somewhere; I need to leave first," said J.

"How will you get back?" asked Endou.

"I'll just take a cab." J shouldered her backpack and put her own photo album and laptop inside. "Bye!"

"I'll escort you." Before Tsurugi could react to his own words, his body had already arrived next to J.

J frowned like she didn't want him to follow her. "I'll be fine on my own, no thanks," she said.

"Never mind." Tsurugi said.

J sighed. "You're so stubborn!" She turned to the group. "Bye, guys!"

"Oh. The coaches are here as well! We might as well leave together!" Endou checked the message from his phone.

J walked ahead, with Tsurugi next to her.

"Who are you?" hissed Tsurugi.

J gave him a sad smile. "I'm really sorry; I can't tell you yet. We will meet again soon, I assure you."

Suddenly, one of J's rings dropped down onto the muddy ground. J didn't notice and kept on walking.

Tsurugi picked it up.

"Here, you dropped this," he ventured.

"Keep it. It will be useful in the future." J called a cab over and opened the door. "See you soon. And don't hesitate to contact me." She waved back and got into the cab. The cab sped away, leaving a trail of dust.

Staring at the strange ring in his hand, Tsurugi frowned. Slipping the ring into his pocket, he made his way back to camp.

"Get in, people!" Endou was ushering the kids into a coach. "There you are, Tsurugi! Hop along!"

Tsurugi got in and sat down next to Tenma. The coach started, taking them away from the campsite.

Tsurugi studied the ring for some more time. Shrugging, he forgot about it and listened to Nishiki tell jokes all the way until they got back to school.

...

In the cab, J leant forwards in her seat. "You can let me off here," she told the cabbie.

"Are you sure, miss? There ain't anything here!" The cabbie looked bewildered.

"It's okay." J paid the cabbie and climbed out of the cab.

J ducked behind a tree. Seconds later, a black falcon flew out from the tree. No one was left there. J was gone.


J: Why do I always look like the bad guy?

What do you think, Nagumo?

Nagumo: I'm a fat chicken! Oh, wait! Ten minutes has passed already!

Sadly, you remembered the conditions…

J: Read and review!