"HEY GUYS HEY GUYS HEY GUYS GUYS GUYS." A wild Spearow had appeared in front of Pixel and his team.
"Um…hi? What do you want?" Pixel asked the small bird.
"WELL, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE WITH A TRAINER SO I CAN BECOME A SUPER AWESOME GUY YOU KNOW AND IT JUST LOOKS LIKE- *POOMPH*" The Spearow had taken a Karate Chop to the chest from Rampage and fallen over stiffly. Pixel tossed a pokeball at the Spearow and began walking towards Vermillion City to heal the new Pokemon at the Pokemon Center.
"Level 13? I don't think so," Pixel said as he checked the stats of his newly caught Spearow. A poster hung on a board on the wall of the Pokemon Center with a strange advertisement.
"In Need Of Trainer To Have The Battlings With. Please Assist. –Ch'Ding." Below the ad it listed an address. Pixel decided to go to the address listed.
Pixel knocked on the door of the house. He could hear overly-energetic cries of joy behind the door. When the door opened, a small girl stood in front of Pixel. Her voice, however, did not match her size in the slightest.
"OH MY GOODNESS CH'DING WE HAVE A VISITOR ISN'T THIS JUST THE BEST THING EVER?!" The girl began jumping up and down as she invited a very befuddled Pixel into the house. When he walked inside, he noticed a small bird carrying what looked like a leek. The bird walked over confidently to Pixel.
"So, you see ad, yes?" The Farfetch'd spoke in a very thick accent which sounded northern in descent.
"Um…I guess…" Pixel said slowly. The bird instantly jumped up to Pixel's face and clung to him by the lapels, pressing his face into Pixel's forcefully.
"Take me away from this wretched girl!" the Pokemon said with a tone of desperation, "All the days, she is not stopping the doing of loud and obnoxious things! I can not take this pain anymore!"
"CH'DING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? DON'T YOU LOVE ME?" the little girl said over-enthusiastically. With that, she instantly grabbed the Farfetch'd off of Pixel's face and began constricting it tightly. The bird's eyes seemed to pop out as it barely squeaked out a cry for help.
"Hmm…" Pixel tossed out his new Spearow.
"OH MY GOSH WHERE ARE WE?" the Spearow said excitedly.
"OH MY GOSH ANOTHER BIRDY! I WANT TO HOLD HIM!" With that, the little girl picked up the Spearow and began squeezing him, letting Ch'Ding loose.
"Let's get out of here!" Pixel said as he ran out the door. Ch'Ding grabbed his pokeball off of a nearby shelf and scurried out the door behind Pixel.
