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"Please?"

Ino rolled her eyes once again, "No." She turned back to look around the food court.

It was the fourth time he'd asked to see her tits. Naruto pouted, putting another french fry in his mouth. He was still chewing when he asked, "So is this what you do on a friday night? People watching at the mall?"

Her eyes shot back towards him, "Shut up, this is important."

This was boring. Spending his time and money on fast food in the mall, and having his date constantly look everywhere, specifically the movie theater. "Who are we looking for?"

"Nobody!" she hissed. Naruto sucked his teeth, looking away.

After a few minutes of the same routine, he got up and asked, "Do you want to see a movie or something? Because you keep looking back-"

"I'd love to," she grabbed his hand and pulled him away from their table and to the line.

Ino had been so preoccupied, she hadn't noticed the cashier giving her an expectant look, "What movie do you wanna see?" Naruto asked.

She read the first thing on the board and quickly piped up, "The perks of being a wallflower."

His nose scrunched, "Um, no, two tickets for the scariest movie please." The girl behind the counter took his money and gave them their tickets.

When they were inside the lobby, Ino hit his chest, "Why'd you do that? I hate horror movies."

Naruto smirked, "Its all good babe, I'll protect you, and we don't even have to watch the movie, we could-"

"No." Ino walked away from him and into the assigned theater. Obliging him to follow.

He should've seen it coming.


This was a bad idea from the start. Neji hated movies, especially horror.

"You know, if you're too scared we could leave." Tenten teased.

He shot her a look, "And leave you fifty dollars richer? Not a chance, sweetheart."

She laughed, "Whatever you say, honey."

She was doubting his masculinity. Neji could survive an hour and a half of unrealistic, psychopathic gore. He knew he could.

But about an hour into the movie, it got quite unnerving.


"Sasuke," she covered her eyes again, "I'm scared."

"Of course you are," he rolled his eyes, don't fucking come to the movie theaters with Sasuke Uchiha and expect him to comfort you.

Looking past her blue bangs, Hinata almost glared at him a little. It was his idea to come to a movie, he had better take fucking care of her.

He noticed. And laughed at the face she made when she was scared and tried to glare at anybody, she looked like she was about to cry. Hilarious. Truly hysterical.

Sasuke stopped when he heard her whimper, and looked back at the screen. Ah, so she was afraid when the victim was cornered, interesting. He grabbed her hand and tilted her body to his direction, "We don't have to watch this if you don't want to."

She heaved out a sigh of relief, "Oh thank goodness." She grabbed her bag with the intention that they were going to leave, only to have it flung back in her seat. In one swift movement, Hinata found herself sitting on Sasuke's lap, practically stradling.

"B-but y-you said-" She stammered, confusion and fear written all over her face.

"I said we didn't have to watch it, but we're not leaving." He said firmly, before raising her chin to kiss her.

Hinata couldn't fight the temptation to kiss back, so this was why Sasuke had brought them here, not to scare the living daylights out of her. But to be in a dark, undisturbed room, where everyone was looking at the same thing. And it wasn't two love drunk teenagers in the far right of the back.

Genius.


Everytime blood would splatter he winced and she laughed. This was not a romantic comedy, girls are supposed to be afraid of these things.

What was wrong with Tenten? She didn't like to dress like a girl, infact she looked like she wore her older brothers clothes, assuming she had one. She covered her soft brown hair in a beanie, and even when it was off, she always had it in two high buns. A waste of beauty if you asked Neji.

"Say, Tenten," She hummed in response, not looking away from the screen.

He was about to question her lifestyle, and tell her she was beautiful. But when he looked at her, just watching the movie, she seemed happy enough with her choices, genuinely happy. How rare.

He looked back at the screen, "You should give me the fifty now, since theres no way I'm losing."

The brunette laughed and poked his cheek, "We'll see."


Ino was thoroughly bored, while Naruto's eyes were glued to the screen. "I'm leaving."

He snapped out of it, looking at her and whining, "Why?"

"It's so stupid, I mean its obvious the guy with the machete isn't-"

That was when he took the incentive to hold her mouth and kiss her, effectively shutting her up.

"You're not going anywhere."

She stayed put, seemingly impressed by his boldness.


Wow, for someone who had never kissed a boy until today, Hinata Hyuuga wasn't bad. At all. She even knew to keep her voice down, and sometimes she'd suggest they stopped, but he showed her what he thought about that with another kiss.

This wasn't the place, or time. It was past her curfew, her father would yell at her when she got home. If she got home.

Sasuke pulled her closer, while she tried pushing him away. But she wasn't strong enough to keep him away.

"Sasuke," she whispered softly, "W-we shouldn't- we h-have to sto-"

"No." he said. And when she tried to pull away, he grabbed both of her hands into his own, and pulled them against the wall, giving him a better view of her chest. Hinata was getting frantic, it was late and this was way past her comfort zone. She started to use her legs to scurry away, but really all she did was grind her hips into his, making him painfully aware of the need in his pants.

"Hinata," he winced in a raspy groan.

The blood left the rest of her body and rushed into her face, this was not happening, this was not happening. She didn't move a muscle, not wanting to affect him again. But when he noticed her stiff body, Sasuke stuck both hands on her hips and motioned for her to continue, then kissed her, hard. Not letting her escape. Animal.

She squealed into his mouth once her thigh made contact with his bulge. It didn't take long to realize everytime she wiggled, he only got more stimulated. Was this some sick plan to deflower her in the movie theater? Disgusting, how many hundreds of other kids have been on these seats doing practically the same thing?

They must have been making a racket, because they were met with the blinding light of an employee's flashlight, "Ahem," he raised an eyebrow, clearly displeased.

Sasuke pulled away for once to sigh exasperatedly, didn't this dick know that the corner in the back row was reserved for these kinds of things? He got up, still carrying his date and walked out of the room hurriedly.

In the crowd, Neji noticed a few people turn their heads to see some idiots get busted for PDA. He almost laughed, until he noticed the familiar hue of black hair leaving through the door.

He was brought out by his thoughts when he felt the fingertips of his partner slowly drift him back to the screen, "Eyes on the prize Hyuuga," He still couldn't help his suspicion.

He only knew one person with that hair color.


While Hinata was immensely relieved to be off of him and out of that room, she couldn't feel too safe, not with Sasuke still staring at her like that. Like he wanted to rip her clothes off and do the filthiest of things.

She opened her dry mouth, "I-I, have to go-"

Sasuke looked about ready to punch her, "Shut up, you're not leaving me like this."

Why? It wasn't her fault! ..Or was it? "Sas-Sasuke I..c-can't." Her father expected her home by eight and it was already half past ten. Ten!

"I don't care," probably the most honest thing he'd said tonight, "Now c'mon, nobody checks the emergency exit in the back-"

"No!" She blurted, surprising even herself for cutting him off and objecting. He got quiet and she saw the painful desire in his eyes, "I-I'm sorry." she choked.

"Hinata." He stretched the last vowel in her name, "Please- don't make me beg."

"Sorry Sasuke," After another pitiful look on his strong face, she caved, "Phonesex?"

The idea of making love to a voice he couldn't touch or see disgusting him.

"No," he shook his head, trying to come up with something else. Okay, Hinata had to leave right now, and it's not enough time for a blowjob so..?

"Send me a nude when you get home."

Her initial reaction could have been worse, I mean, at least she didn't faint. She did, however, breath harshly, and have her eyes water, "No, p-p-please," she whimpered.

He handed her his phone, "Fine, take it with mine."

Hinata looked horrified, even the thought of a picture of her, without any clothes on, was just..Sasuke was out of his mind! No! No no no no. Absolutely not. She was pale and not skinny. How would he like that?

"If you take it with yours someone might get it when you send it, just go already." he explained hastily, obviously not in the mood for her denial.

She took the phone slowly out of his hands, eyeing him once more before relenting, "Okay."

She couldn't believe it, neither could he. Hinata Hyuuga was actually going to take a naked photo of herself on Sasuke Uchiha's phone. Insanity.

"Whatever, just hurry up before I take you behind that vending machine over there." He impatiently pushed her into the girls bathroom. When she was inside, Sasuke couldn't help but smirk, he really could get any girl he wanted.


"No, its true, I can totally tie a knot in a cherry stem!"

Naruto kept laughing at her, "No you can't, shut up." he laughed louder.

She shrugged, she didn't have to prove anything to him. If he didn't believe her it was his loss. "Whatever,"

"So," he slid an arm around her shoulders, "What's the real reason you made me bring you here?"

Ino stared into space, contemplating on whether to tell him. Realizing it would make her seem shallow to go on a date with someone she didn't like just because the others are, she decided against it. "Because I wanted to spend time with you, duh." She kissed his cheek.

Thoroughly confused, but clouded by affection, he smiled and kissed her nose.


It was only when Sasuke shoved her in the bathroom that she noticed just what she had gotten herself into. She had just agreed to take a naked picture inside of a public restroom, for a boy she was sure had no interest in her but getting his sexual satisfaction. Hinata looked like a sitting duck in the middle of that cramped bathroom, girls, women, and their children everywhere.

Knowing that Sasuke wouldn't let her go home without that photo, she mustered up all her courage and went straight into the handicapped stall. The one with a private mirror. She figured going into the handicapped stall would be the best choice.

Hinata stared at her despised reflection and couldn't help but notice just how stupid she looked, how was this even done? She let her purse slide to the floor and pulled her shirt up slightly, unpleased by the small roll of belly fat, before stretching her shirt all the way down. She wasn't going to do this trashy deed.

But when she thought about what Sasuke would do to her at school, he probably wouldn't glare twice in her direction, but he'd surely tell the whole school some awful things. True or not, they would definitely ruin her.

So the poor girl took a long deep breath and swung her cardigan over her head, next she peeled off her shirt. When she was only left with her bra, she briefly wondered about removing that too, knowingly Sasuke could be very literal, especially about a nude, she unhooked it and let it slide to the cold floor beneath her feet.

Letting out another breath, she unbuttoned her pants and slid them past her hips to her ankles. Hinata hated mirrors, or rather, she hated staring at all the flaws they revealed. She hated looking at her thick thighs, swollen hips, pale complexion, and oh god, her breasts were the worst. There was one more article of clothing on her body, the one she had most trouble taking off. The panties. The modest white panties that, no matter how many times she'd wash them after this, would probably always feel dirty. It was a lot easier to slide them down without looking, so thats just what she did. Her sweaty fingers smeared his phone's touchscreen when she tapped the camera icon. When she brought the camera to face the mirror she didn't know how to pose, or if to pose for that matter. She wasn't going to show her face, that was for certain.

Hearing the shuffling outside the room and complaints to hurry up, she positioned the camera so that it couldn't get her face, and only got her neck to her knees, and clicked, hoping no one heard. Not paying much mind to the photo, she pulled her pants up after swinging her tainted panties on. Hinata hooked the bra back on and in no time was ready to leave the door and give Sasuke what he'd been waiting for.

When opening the door, the bluenette was greeted by a girl shoving past her fragile shoulders. That only gave Hinata more of a reason to get out of there as fast as she could.

Sasuke had to admit, he was pretty surprised that a girl like Hinata would agree to do something that nasty. But she did, and it wasn't his problem, I mean, its not like he forced her. Coughhetotallyforcedhercough .

So when she did finally come out, he was actually elated, but he couldn't let her know that. "What took you so long?" he snapped.

She wasn't at all taken back by his aggressive behavior, just handed him the phone and waited for the criticism. He took it greedily, and scowled at the picture. "This sucks."

He oughta make her go back in and do it right. And he really would have, had her cousin not came in at that exact moment.

"I knew I saw you two." Neji came into their small group, and Sasuke shoved the phone back into his pocket. He rolled his eyes, as if not scared of what might become of him. Hinata was a lot less stoic, desperately begging him not to tell anyone.

"Ha! You owe me fifty bucks Hyuuga! I knew you couldn't last a whole movie." Tenten practically skipped out of the theater after him. "Whatever," he brushed her off.

"Hinata," he called back her attention, "get in the car." She obediently complied, staggering off to the exit. Neji took one last look at the Uchiha before walking after her with Tenten.

Sasuke raised his eyebrows, was that really it? Neji let him go without even a threat? The fuck? He shrugged, digging his hand back into his pocket to get his phone, he smiled slightly. She was so hot. So mature, so thick, so perfect. The picture itself wasn't that nice, you couldn't see her face, which was a good idea on her part, but still. It would be like masturbating to a random girl. Which he didn't mind either.

Either way, it was quite the accomplishment to have a shy girl's nude picture on his own phone, so he didn't what any boy his age would do.

He bragged about it.

Sasuke knew his popular friends were dicks and couldn't keep a secret. So he told the only trustworthy bro he had; the same idiot who would slowly become his best friend. Quickly texting, 'guess who just sent me a nude' and attaching the picture with it, the Uchiha put his phone away and went outside to go home.

Little did Sasuke know, Naruto had left his phone with another blonde while he went out to buy more popcorn.

Ino Yamanaka had never been more shocked in her life.


Sorry for another long wait everyone D: Firefox and Chrome were both down, so I had to resort to using internet explorer, which took forever to load.

Thank you for all of the lovely reviews and favorites and follows while I was gone, I really can't thank you all enough for staying while I took forever to update. And I'm sorry I couldn't add any Shikatema (though I'm not sure I could) or KibaSaku in this chapter, it just wouldnt seem right with it. But nasty sasuhina, cute naruino and adorbz nejiten makes up for it right? Also, this chapter is exactly 3,000 words.

Happy holidays~

AND SHIT SON! DIJA HEAR? NEJI DIED?! CABROOOOON KISHIMOTO