Hello! I am so, so, soooooo sorry this took so long, I have been so busy with college and life. It's been stressful. Anyway, enjoy!


As the days passed, Jim and Spock grew closer (if that was even possible, they were joined at the mouth 24/7) and were more comfortable as a couple. Jim's mental health improved, still attending therapy because he liked talking with Amanda. He was a regular visitor in the Grayson residence, and they were always happy to have him. Spock dotted over him, taking him on trips to the zoo and shopping whenever he needed anything, and got him a PSP for Christmas. On New Years, Spock was there to kiss him softly, whispering 'I love you' as the fireworks soared into the sky. Jim almost cried.

Then, January 15th came around. The day James Kirk turned 18. And, seeing as the day fell on a Sunday, he was going to enjoy the day curled up in bed.

Until he was rudely awoken by a pile driver, courtesy of Sam Kirk.

"Wake up Jimmy! Today, you are a man!" Sam yelled, jumping up and down on Jim's bed, receiving a mumble about the time and his brother curling under the blanket. Sam sighed, jumping off the bed. "I will just tell Bones to go all the way back to Georgia, after spending hours on a plane last night." Jim shot up, a look that said 'If Bones isn't here, I will rip your face off and feed it too you.' "Go look for yourself." Jim flew away, grinning back at the man in the middle of the living room.

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy; affectionately given the nickname due to his dream to become a doctor, was an attractive man, which mousy brown hair and blue eyes. He had been Jim's best friend when he was at Riverside Academy, but had gone home to Georgia to study medicine.

Jim flew into his arm, and they embraced tightly for a few moments, laughing heartedly.

"It's so great to see you!" Jim yelled, pulling away. "Where's my present?"

"Still an ungrateful git, I see." Bones replied, handing a box over. "Ya can't open it until your party later on." Jim pouted, putting the gift aside. "So, me and Sam have decided to grill ya new boyfriend."

"Please don't. I really, really love Spock and I don't want you scaring him off."

"Spock? The guy's name is Spock? That is defiantly off the list, if Jenny has a boy."

"Who's Jenny?"

"My wife."

"YOU GOT MARRIED AND ARE HAVING A BABY AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!?"

"Sort of a rushed job, I knocked her up so I did the honourable thing and made her my wife. Here's a picture." Bones showed Jim a picture of a pretty red haired woman, smiling with Bones.

"Oh she's nice."

"She is, aint she?" The smiled happily to himself, and Jim knew he was in love the girl. Before he could say anymore, the phone rang, and Jim dived for it, knowing exactly who it would be.

"Happy birthday my love." A familiar, husky voice called down, making Jim smile and blush a little bit. They had special plan's for the day.

"Thank you Spock."

"We have a small situation. I need you to pretend we are married, as my fiancée is here."

"YOU'RE WHAT!?"

"Allow me to explain."

"You better."

"Vulcan's arrange marriages for their young; it has been done since the dawn of time. T'Pring was the only other Vulcan in this country, so it was agreed I would marry her at the age of 7. When I came out to my parent's as homosexual, the engagement was supposed to have terminated. She and her parents are now insisting we resume the engagement, as they will not have their daughter marry a human." Jim scoffed at that, with a small smile. "I apologise for this, my T'hy'la."

"No. It's fine. But you are getting a proper ass-whipping."

"I would enjoy that very much." Jim blushed, giggling slightly. "I will see you soon."

"I love you."

"I love you too James. Goodbye."

"Bye." Jim was still grinning as he put the phone, turning around to see Sam and Bones looking at him. "We need to go to Spock's early, his ex is there trying to marry him and we have to pretend to be married. And I think I got permission to spank Spock." Jim giggled before running off, leaving a disturbed couple of men behind.


"Hello James, happy birthday, nice to see you again Sam, and you are?" Amanda said warmly, as she opened the door. Bones stepped forward, shaking her hand politely.

"Leonard McCoy ma'am, but everybody calls me Bones, please to meet ya. Best friend of Jim Kirk-Grayson." He said, with a little bow, which made Amanda giggle, stepping away from the door to allow them in. Jim stampeded past, never looked so determined in his life, it slightly scared the other men. "He's slightly pissed off."

Jim stormed into the living, arms folded, ready to act. He quickly looked around, catching eyes with a young, Vulcan women who was stunning. Flawless skin, jet black hair that travels down her back; she looked like super model movie star and all Jim could think of is 'Why is he still with me?' Spock swept over, placing his hands on his arms, rubbing them softly.

"When we got married, wasn't that a good time to mention you had a fiancée?" Jim asked, looking up at Spock, who smiled slightly.

"I apologise for this to have happened on your birthday my T'hy'la, I know you planned to spend the morning with your brother." Spock said softly, pressing a kiss to his forehead. "We will try and sort it out before your party begins."

"That's alright; I love you enough to understand you won't leave me." Spock pressed a tender kiss to Jim's lips, before turning to face the girl's parents.

"Is that enough evidence to make a logical assumption?" He asked, pulling Jim slightly closer.

"He is not a logical mate, our daughter will be able to carry a child for you, and will be a model wife." The women said, standing up. The girl in question, however, was busy looking at her phone, texting away about how embarrassing the ordeal was.

"I do not care if he is not 'a logical mate'; he is rather illogical at times, but I love him for it. Logic is not needed in the fact of love. I am sure T'Pring will make a fine wife, but she is not the wife for me."

"Logic is the way forward for our people. Logic is what is needed to survive, and you seem to have lost all logic."

"The word logic is being used far too much." Sam muttered, making Bones chuckle.

"It must be to do with his human mother." T'Pring's father said. Jim was pulled away by Amanda, as rage took over Spock's face. Sarek was on his feet in a second, looking appalled.

"How dare you come into my home and insult my T'hy'la and my mother!" The 'human's' of the room quickly disappeared into the kitchen as a fight in a foreign language broke out. Amanda glided around, making cups of tea and coffee for everyone, with a gentle smile the entire time.

"Wow… they seem pissed." Sam said, leaning close to the door.

"Who's yelling?" Nyota asked, appearing at the door with Scotty, and a large box which got Jim all excited. "And why?"

"Spock is upset with his fiancée's parents for making fun of me and his mum, and we're pretending to be married. Can I open my present?" Jim said, bouncing up and down. Nyota and Scotty stared at him as if he were insane, as he rethought the sentence. "Yeah… that sounded insane to me too"

"Well… it's nice to see he defends your honour Jimmy" Bones muttered from the corner, drawing all attention to him. Nyota screamed, running over and hugging him as tight as she could, and Scotty grinned. "Calm down women! It's only been 4 months!"

"That's forever!" she replied. "We've missed you so much!"

"I missed you too! Can we stop yelling now!?" Nyota pulled away, with a grin. "Nyotty still going I see."

"Yep, and how is your love life?"

"I've got a wife, and we're expecting a baby."

"Got ya nuts in fast, didn't ya?" Scotty muttered, setting the box on the table. Bones laughed at him, as Sam said Hi. "Congrats mate, remember if it's a boy, you name him after me!"

"It's been an odd morning. Are Pavel and Hikaru coming over?"

"Hikaru text me saying that they are running late" Jim muttered. "Translation, Pavel jumped him"

"We told him this would happen, Pavel's just hit the 'I'm always horny' phase, so Hikaru better get used to it; though rumour has it that they were at it in the locker room. Again."

"Hikaru and Pavel finally got together?" Bones asked, receiving a nod. "Poor Hikaru, that kid will kill him" They all chuckled, but that stopped at a young girl yelling.

"OI SHUT IT! I'm like pregnant with another guy's baby, so can we go?" They all looked at each other, resisting the urge to laugh. There was a few more foreign yelling going on, as Amanda and Spock slowly crept back into the kitchen. The younger Vulcan could see Jim was holding in a laugh, so he pulled him out side, and walked into a tired looking Hikaru, and a bouncy Pavel, who smiled and disappeared inside.

"That was… unexpected." Jim giggled, leaning against Spock, who pulled him close. "And Bones seems to like you."

"That is good." Jim wrapped his arms around Spock's neck, smiling happily. "So… can I have an early birthday present?" Spock chuckled, kissing him softly on the forehead, before taking the blonds' hand in his, leading him back into the house. "So… later?" Spock decided it was best to ignore him, but Jim forgotten all about his penis as soon as he saw all his gifts.

From Bones, he got a whack on the head, and a couple of books on space, his secret love. From Scotty and Nyota, he got a new television for his room and his favourite films on DVD. From Spock, he was given another cuddly turtle, who he called Tina and decided she was Tyler's girlfriend, and a something he wasn't allowed to open till later, which made him laugh and remind him of his penis again. Chris and his wife, Lisa, arrived later on, bringing him their present, the iPhone 5 which Jim spent 10 minutes trying to figure out, and he got a $50 iTunes card. Pavel got him a Matryoshka doll, hand-made with each doll being one of the members of their group, and Hikaru DVD's, X-box games and $20, stating he didn't know what to get him.

"Did you forget you own brothers birthday, Sammy?" Jim asked, once Spock had helped him charge his phone.

"Nope, if you'd like to follow me to the outside world, Spock cover his eyes." Sam said, jumping up. As Jim's eyes were covered, he was navigated outside. There were ooo's and ahh's around him, which made more excited about his mystery gift. "Remember how much you wanted a bike?"

"Yeah…?"

"I don't have the money for a brand new one, but…" Spock uncovered Jim's eyes, and Jim stared at a run-down, but perfect motorbike. "Scotty, Spock and Hikaru have said they'll help you fix it up, and I will when I'm not… busy. Though you'll probably just sit back and oogle butt's with Miss Uhura and Mr Chekov." Jim ran over and hugged him as tight as he could, grinning madly.

"Thank you, thank you Sam I love you!"

"I love you too Jimmy-boy. I gotta get to work, I hate night shift. Save me some cake and make sure he wears protection." Jim frowned for a moment, before grinning again.

"I love you, again. Thank you brother." He let Sam pull away, and walk away to his car.

"EAT MY CAKE AND FEAR MY RATH BROTHER!" Sam waved, pulling away.

"Cake?" Jim asked.


"Thank you, again for coming." Jim said, hugging Pavel.

"Happy birthday Jim. Hawe a nice night." The Russian whispered, before hopping off to Hikaru's car.

"You try to get some sleep."

"I'll try, he's too…" Hikaru started, yawning.

"I get it. Night, drive safe." Jim waved them off, before closing the door and leaning against it. Spock walked over, kissing Jim softly. "Where are your parents?"

"At a hotel. We have the house to ourselves tonight." Jim chuckled against Spock's lips, pulling him close. "To the bedroom?" Jim nodded, pushing Spock backwards, and up the stairs. "I am surprised Tyler and Tina are not accompanying you up."

"They are far too young to see this." Spock laughed, picking Jim up. "Eager."

"I have been eager to invite you into my bed for a long time, Mr Kirk, and I cannot wait to have you there." Jim giggled, feeling his trousers tighten.

"Better get a move on then, Mr Grayson." Spock walked them into his room, shutting the door as Jim pulled him into a kiss.