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Chapter 2: Four Little Bundles of hell
Tears came from Naruto's eyes as he tried to grab the base of his tail with his paws to relieve the pain, but it didn't work. Kakashi was now swinging him around like a pendulum. Naruto screamed louder and louder until it was more like he was shrieking. The whole village has heard it, but no one but the Inuzuka knew what Naruto was saying (help me, there's a madman trying to rip my tail off, please I'm begging you). All of a sudden Hana Inuzuka had come out of the bushes to see Kakashi dangling a red fox kit by it's tail. "Kakashi, don't you know animal cruelty is against the law"? asked Hana
"But this isn't an animal its Naruto, just in fox form" replied Kakashi.
"Well he called me saying that a madman was trying to rip his tail off so I'm gonna have to ask you to stop, you don't wanna paralyze him to you?" asked Hana.
"No", said Kakashi but right before he put him down they heard a crack.
Naruto went quiet, you could see the pain in his eyes so much pain that the only thing he uttered was a small yip, all feeling in his tail was gone. The tears were endless as Naruto's transformed body began to twitch until his body went limp.
"Oh shit" said Kakashi.
Later at the Inuzuka Veterinarian center
We find Naruto and Friends with the exception of Kakashi who is in the hospital recovering from Naruto's godmother, Tsunade's wrath.
Outside the operating room Jaraiya and Sakura are restraining a distraught with worry Hinata Hyuuga from busting through the door.
"Let go of me you bastards! Let me see Naru-kun now!" said Hinata with her byakugan flaring and chakra leaking out of her body.
The light obove the operating room had turned off and the door was opening, Hana walked out with the biggest Kool-Aid smile in existence holding four bundles of blankets.
"Naruto is going to be just fine, he just needs a little rest, being a hoist to a pregnant bijuu seems to take a lot out of him, along with the fact that he has to learn how to walk again thanks to his idiot god-brother" said Hana.
"Did you say pregnant Bijuu" asked Jaraiya.
"Yeah, it seems that when a Jinchuriki becomes a hanyou the bijuu and their host begin to mix in certain ways, I did a blood test on Naruto and it seems that he has become half bijuu half human, which is why Kyuubi isn't in the seal anymore" said Hana.
"The seal has broken?" said Jaraiya as got up from his chair and bursts into the room to find Naruto still in his fox form sleeping while being cuddled a red haired naked girl about the same age as Naruto with 9 tails.
"Hello Jaraiya-sama my name is Haruka" said the girl.
"I don't care who you are get away from him" said Jaraiya.
"Why?" asked Haruka.
"Because that boy is my godson and I wont let you hurt him with your lies and deception you beast!" said Jaraiya in a rather angry tone.
"Jaraiya-sama there is no need to be so disrespectful, especially since your godson is my husband and father to my children" said Haruka in a more serious tone.
"What?" said Jaraiya.
"Didn't Hana-chan tell you about Yuuki, Marin, Haku, and Aki? She walked out with them a few minutes ago to clean them up" said Haruka when Naruto started to stir and his opened to see Haruka holding him while Jaraiya was standing there in shock.
"Hey sleepyhead, you'd better change back, you don't wanna be stuck in that form until the next full moon do you?" said Haruka as she set him down on the ground.
Naruto changed back into his Hanyou form, "Haruka-chan why are you out now? It's a month too early" said Naruto.
"Well you can think your father's idiot of a student for that" replied Haruka.
Naruto turned around to see Jaraiya still frozen in shock, "Hey Ero Senin, are you in there?" asked Naruto.
"N-N-Naruto has k-k-k-k-kids?" asked Jaraiya "Tsunade isn't going to be happy about this.
"Who are these little cuties"" and then there was silence "WHAT!" screamed a voice outside of the room.
"Oh man oh man oh man I'm gonna die" said Jaraiya right before a loud boom.
Tsunade and Hinata busted through the door and went straight into action.
"Jaraiya you idiot you let that boy lose his innocence to some bimbo!" screamed Tsunade as she began to punch the snot out of the toad sage. Hinata on the other hand was at Naruto's neck, "Who is she, who's the slut who stole you away from me?, I'll kill her and feed her remains to the hounds" screamed Hinata as he strangled Naruto.
Everyone else out side the room which now composed of Sakura, Hana, Neji, Tenten, Lee, Gai, Kurenai, Anko, Kiba, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Shizune, and Asuma sweat dropped at this sight.
"WILL YOU BOTH JUST STOP IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP" screamed Naruto, who managed to break free from Hinata.
"I can explain everything" said Naruto, "but first I need four things".
"First, I want my kids to be put into the academy when they turn 5, secondly I need someone to take care of them while Haruka and I are not here, thirdly I want all the males in this room to cover their eyes now" Naruto waited until they did so to continue " and fourth, I need women's clothing" said Naruto as the girls in the group began to come closer to him looking like they wanted kill him.
"Hey, why are you all looking at me that way?" asked Naruto.
"Why do you need women's clothing, you sick bastard?" asked Ino.
"Oh I see what you're getting at, but no its not for me its for Haruka, as you can see She is indecent" said Naruto as everyone looked to where he was pointing to.
"Well that explains everything" said Anko.
