The Kitsune with Leporiphobia

Naruto came to training field 7 where the rookies were waiting, he looked rather exhausted.

"Damn Naruto what happened to you?" asked Kiba.

"Damn...kids...don't...shut...up...no...sleep...four...days" said Naruto as he fell to the ground.

"Poor guy, he just collapsed from exhaustion" said Tenten while everyone else laughed at Naruto's discomfort.

"Hey everyone what's so funny?" asked Haruka "Oh nevermind, Naru-chan get your lazy ass up, the kids haven't stopped crying".

"Where are they?" asked Naruto.

"Left them at the house" said Haruka.

"Let me get this straight" said Naruto as he got to from the ground "You left 4 crying defenseless newborn children alone in a house that people try to set aflame on a daily basis?".

"Yep" replied Haruka.

"ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY, WHY IN SAM HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT, I SWEAR YOU ARE INCREDIBLY BONKERS SOMETIMES" yelled Naruto right before he dashed to the his home.

Haruka began to laugh, "That idiot actually thought I left the kids at the house".

"Haruka-san are you sure you should mess with him that way?" asks Sakura.

"Yes, why do you ask?" said Haruka.

"Well that last time someone messed with him that way his head was in the ground" said Sakura.

"Aaaaaaaagh"

"The fuck was that?" asked Kiba.

"That was Naruto, he found the little surprise I left him" said Haruka.

Naruto appeared behind Haruka and pulled out a daito and raised it above his head in a reverse grip, his were white, no iris or pupil just white with dark circles, he brought the Daito down towards Haruka's head before he was held back by rock lee and neji.

"Let me go, no one fucks with me like that and gets away with It, four damn days of no sleep and you pull some crap like that!" screams Naruto swinging his sword around like a madman.

"Naruto what happened?" asked Sakura.

"I go home and see the kids crying in their crib, I go pick them up and they poof up in smoke to turn into bunnies, white bunnies, do you know how scary bunnies are? those giant feet, those teeth, and little beady eyes, they're menacing" said Naruto.

Everyone looks at Naruto like he's crazy.

"Someone who's crazy enough to fight Orochimaru, is afraid of rabbits, what kind of shit is that?" asks Choji.

"There's nothing wrong with having leporiphobia" said Haruka, "especially since its to fun to tease him about it" said Haruka.

"What's your problem?" asked Hinata who was a little pissed at how Haruka treats Naruto.

"Whatever do you mean Hinata-san" asked Haruka.

"Why do you treat Naruto-kun that way?" asked Hinata

"Like what?" replied haruka

"Like he's your toy and the way he feels doesn't mean anything to you" said Hinata

"Hinata- chan I think you should stop "whispered Naruto.

"Why should I? She's treating you like shit and you don't deserve it, I've seen how the village treated you because of her, she's the reason you've have all of these problems in the first place and she treats you this way, what kind of wife is she?" retorted Hinata.

Haruka disappear in a flash of red flames

"Why Hinata, why did you bring up something you haven't the slightest clue about I know you've been stalking me all these years but you know nothing about me, Haruka knows me best. Now if you'll excuse me I need to find her before she does something she'll regret" said Naruto.

"Hinata I don't know if you know this but Haruka and Naruto are Kitsune iand even demonic kitsune havea bit of a mischievous streak, so i guess newlywed kitsunes don't do what humans do" Sakura explained.

Meanwhile With Naruto jumping from the rooftops

'Where the hell is she?' thought Naruto.

All of a sudden he saw a large amount of trees fall down over in the forest.

'Either Ebisu was found peeping on Yugao or that's Haruka' he thought.

Naruto arrived at the deforestation site to see his wife throwing a tantrum.

"That little bitch, what the fuck does she know about anything, I don't give a damn if she is Naru-chan's friend, she says something like that again and I'll slice her damned Larynx out" said Haruna as she cut down another tree with her claws.

'I think I should just stand here, she doesn't look like she'll cool down any time soon' thought Naruto.

Meanwhile With Kakashi, Kurenai, and Asuma at Training feild 7

"Hahahaha! are you serious rabbits?" asked Kakashi as he and Asuma rolled on the ground laughing.

"I think it's kinda cute that he's afriad of rabbits" said Kurenai.

"Cute? The kid can stand up to giant snakes, Tsunade-sama when she's pissed, Orochimaru, the Shukakku, Kyuubi and Itachi Uchiha, but a little white rabbit freaks him out? What Kind of shit is that?" asked Asuma.

"That's the same thing I asked" replied Choji.

"Troublesome" said Shikamaru.

"I still haven't gotten the Chance to apologize to him though" said Kakashi.

"You know Kakashi-sensei, i think that your issue with Naruto isn't as important right now" interrupted Sakura.

"Well what's so important?" asked Kakashi.

"The fact that Hinata is still alive right now" replied Ino.

"What happned" asked Kurenai with a worried look on her face.

Hinata explained to Kurenai what had happened between her and Haruka, quite frankly Kurenai was surprised at her normally timid student's reaction.

"So Naruto is trying to keep Haruka from throwing a tantrum eh?" asked Asuma.

"Angry women are very troublesome, but demonic angry women... Naruto must have the patience of a saint" said Shikamaru.

Naruto appeared and looked right at Hinata.

"Naru-kun is Haruka alright?" asked Hinata.

"No she isn't. You really hurt her Hinata, she won't even talk to me" said Naruto.

"I'm really sorry Naru-kun" said Hinata.

"You shouldn't be apologizing to me, give her a day or two and then try to speak with her" said Naruto.

"Naruto, is it true that you are afraid of rabbits?" asked Kurenai.

"Yes, they are the bane of my existence ever since that incident last year" said Naruto.

Flashback

Naruto and Jiraiya had come to Kusagakure when he had come across an injured rabbit, when he got close to it to try and help it, it began to scream, a massive mob of rabbits came and attacked Naruto, leaving him emotionally scarred for life.

Flashback over

Now everyone was on the ground except for Kurenai who was now hugging Naruto to stop him from trembling. Little did he know that a certain Kitsune was watching.

Alright so i think I'm gonna rename this fic but i don't Know what to name it I've lost my muse so I'm just gonna keep going with whatever pops onto my head.