School Shock

AN: Need... reviews... followers... comments... third season... and water!


There she was, gracefully and purposely striding into class 2013. Some of the girl frowned at there new form teacher when the boys began to drool at her quintessential beauty.

Miss D. Eed smiled at her new class, flashing them her two shiny fangs. The vampire was slim, with a

perfect complexion that graced her pixie-like beautiful face. Large amber eyes that shone like stars peered from her soft brown bangs.

The 1000-year-old had learnt everything about English at an acclaimed university, with famous poets, authors, and playwrights as her lecturers. Graduating with top honors, the world was her oyster but she had a special calling to teach others. Thus, she was determined to give nothing less than her best for her new students.

"Good morning class! My name is...!"

"Miss D. Eed! Would you like me to get you a bottle of O-negative blood? You look thirsty!" Lucan howled, wagging his bushy tail.

"Miss D. Eed! Can I help you polish your shoes?" A zombie moaned, his arm slipping.

...

"Well, I guess I won't have to introduce myself then. But I do not know any of you. Tell you what, after I hand your schedule out, one of you can come up here and introduce yourself." She giggled, recognizing the boys' crushes on her as a parcel of life. In fact, she found it rather amusing.

Frank and Len tried to stop gawking at her as they received their schedules. They passed the other slip of paper to their partner, Misery.

With her rheumy eyes, Misery scanned the ink.

1st period: English

2nd period: Maths

3rd period: Physics

4th period: Gym

5th period: Recess

6th period: Chemistry

7th period: History

"YES! I have been dying to learn some History...or at least slowly sustaining slightly horrible injuries while waiting for school to come." Misery 'cheered' to the bewildered brothers.

Before Frank and Len could raise their eyebrows in confusion, they heard Miss Eed's velvety voice.

"Why, aren't you a brave girl! Thanks for volunteering to introduce yourself!" She beamed.

Left with no choice, Misery shuffled towards the whiteboard, with her usual morose expression. Her long, black hair fell all the way to the floor and she had to be careful, lest she wanted to trip over it. All eyes were on her as she reached the front of the class. She cleared her throat and there was a brief period of silence before she cried in her low, gravelly voice,

"My name is Misery!"

Thunder boomed outside, lightning struck, and wind billowed into the room.

Even the usually composed Miss D. Eed had gasped. Well, this was an unusual student... and she decided that she liked Misery.

"Well, that was a dramatic introduction. How did you do it?"

"My great, great, great, great, grandmother's, great, great, great, sister told me that bad luck runs in our family... and lead... and some diseases..."

"Oh, how can that be? There's no such thing as bad luck! It's just your imagination, dear."

The moment she said that, a bolt of lightning shot from the grey sky and hit a tree just outside the class.

"See? That didn't hit you!"

Unfortunately, the highest branch of the tree gave a loud crack, broke off from the trunk and came speeding down to the ground, clobbering Misery.

"Ouch."

As Miss D. Eed spluttered in disbelief, Frank and Len immediately dashed towards Misery, helping the unlucky girl get to her feet.

"You okay?" Len asked.

"Yes Misery, are you alright?" Miss D. Eed finally asked, helping a staggering Misery get to her seat.

"Like I said, I'm used to it. In act, I swore that a monster would come and step all over me."

"Nah, I think that would only happen if Poe overfed Venus."


Poe made a mad scramble for Skull Boy's room, slamming the door shut. It was the only room unlocked.

Now it was going to be locked as he added an obnoxious number of locks. He was so focused on his task, that he did not even notice his squashed top hat, shattered monocle and rumpled purple coat. Normally, he would squawk at his unkemptness but this was not the time.

Finally, he stood like a statue, not daring to move even an inch. His feathers were trembling and his stomach was queasy from anticipation. Was this how Scaredy felt all the time? The poor chap...

Suddenly, he heard loud grunts. Stamping down his trepidation, he peeked through the keyhole, only to see the massive beast crackling and shrieking with delight as it destroyed everything in its sight. Skull Boy's paintings adorning the walls were now... in a different frame. The fluffy red carpet laid over the beautiful timber floor was shredded to pieces. He had even caught a whiff of cold, wet soil.

Suddenly, the monster let out an echoing slobbering wail like a train whistling through a town- loud and muffled. Then thumping sounds. Finally, a ghostly silence fell. Poe could only hear the sound of his chattering teeth.

Oh, why did he give in to the exhausted Venus?!